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Old 11-01-2000, 07:20 PM   #31 (permalink)
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It is not the size of one's blade that matters, my impudent friend, but the skill with which it is wielded.
Every man with a small d!ck says this.

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LMFAO! This is true. Sorry Roni
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Aw, c'mon Hawk! We agree about lots of things!

I'll go think of some.
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:26 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Talking Fellas, fellas...

I'm trying to "get off" this topic, but since you all can't stop talking about my d!ck, I'll lay it on the line for you:

I dated a girl, who, after dating me, dated a guy with INCREDIBLE...endowments. He couldn't do anything for her. Basically because he thought he already had what he needed and didn't have to try.

Just like Jiu-Jitsu, it's all about technique.

That's what she told me.
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:35 PM   #34 (permalink)
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That's what she told me.

“IT’S TWUE, IT’S TWUE!!” (Apologies to Mel Brooks) BWAHAHAHA!! And we all know women NEVER lie! LOL! Ronnin buddy, you need to cut your losses and move away from this one. He got you amigo.

I suppose you could always try the “well, its not very long, but it sure is big around” thing. We could start calling you “Cake” or “Can ‘o’ Tuna.”




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Old 11-01-2000, 07:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Mickey:

Come on over, and I'll show you what I'm talkin' about.

Once you've gone sub-continental, you don't go back.

Indians wrote the book on love...baby.
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:50 PM   #36 (permalink)
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LOL! I guess it’s nice to be hit on……. but Mickey don’t swing that way. I have “EXIT ONLY” tattooed on my ass.
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:52 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Really?

Mine says "ENTRY ONLY".

I've gotta stop this now...it'll shatter my macho image.
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:54 PM   #38 (permalink)
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LOL!!!

Ronny wants to show The Mick some "Booty Kama Sutra"!!!


BTW, you can NEVER have enuff Mel Brooks resets. Ahhh... the Teutonic Titwillow!!!



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Old 11-01-2000, 07:57 PM   #39 (permalink)
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It proves that I'm comfortable with my masculinity that I can joke about being gay.

Right, guys?

Guys?

Hello?
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Old 11-01-2000, 08:27 PM   #40 (permalink)
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LOL!

You not gay, Ronin.

You just silly man, that's all.
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Old 11-01-2000, 08:30 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Playa, you are obviously a man of great intelligence.

God knows we need more of them around here.
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Old 11-01-2000, 08:33 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Ronny is gayer than (Liberace X Merv Griffin) + (Kordell Stewart)


Ohhhh yeah.... brutha!!!!!!!!


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Kordell Stewart is gay?!

Oh Jesus I did not know that.
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EJ:

Gayer than Kordell Stewart?

That's low, man.

And I'm a Steelers fan too.

That alone should prove my manliness.
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LMAO!!!





And yes, Kordell isss a romo.


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