I cannot tell a lie...

11-02-2000, 05:31 PM

Alright. I confess.

It was I, I, who killed JFK. I also killed Amelia Earhart, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy, John Lennon, Anwar Sadat, Yitzhak Rabin, Princess Diana, and JFK Jr. And Disco.

I did it with my little hatchet.

My employers? Why of course, I was paid exhorbitant amounts of cash by the CIA, FBI, NRA, NSA, ATF, KGB, MI-6, the Mossad, the Mob, the Russian Mob, the Ubangi Mob, the Tongs, the Yakuza, the PLO, the NAACP, Elijah Mohammed, and Walt Disney. None of whom will ever be implicated in my monstrous crimes, for I shall never utter their names while I still breathe!

MWUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my motive? Simple, my friends. All to prove that hatchet-chopping is the only martial art you will ever truly need. Boxer, wrestler, BJJ black belt - it matters not. All are vulnerable to decapitation. The neck is the weakest part of the body. One good chop, and the head rolls.

I'm glad I got that off my conscience.

Happy chops to you all!

Ryu (non-working password · 11-02-2000, 05:35 PM

That was you???
YOU BASTARD!

11-02-2000, 05:38 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twas I indeed! And that little slut Britney Spears is next!

Chop, chop!

Robbie · 11-02-2000, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twas I indeed! And that little slut Britney Spears is next!

Chop, chop!

No no ,kill those little bastards the backstreet boys next lol.You can leave Britney spears with me...

11-02-2000, 05:46 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All good things in time, Robbie. I have something very special planned for "The Boys".

Tell you what. I will keep Britney's head for my trophy case, and let you have her still-warm body for your own pleasure. Deal?

Ryu (non-working password · 11-02-2000, 05:48 PM

Uh...Ronin? Hi, how are you buddy?

Um...so uh....is everything going..good?

................

11-02-2000, 05:52 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH....oh, um.

Fine, Ryu. Just fine. Never better.

Why do you ask?

Have I been acting...strange? Again?

Oh dear.

Robbie · 11-02-2000, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All good things in time, Robbie. I have something very special planned for "The Boys".

Tell you what. I will keep Britney's head for my trophy case, and let you have her still-warm body for your own pleasure. Deal?

mmmmm Britneys warm body mmmm lol

Ryu (non-working password · 11-02-2000, 05:56 PM

LOL, you know who you should kill?
The cast of Charlie's Angels. Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, and the other one..LOL always forget her name!

I briefly saw the three of them on an interview the other night, and they were so incredibly giggly and loud I couldn't even understand a word they were saying. They made Japanese Kogals look like calculus majors...
They did graduate high school right?? How old are they? 6? 7 years old now?

Rock on Ronin! Take em all out!

Ryu

Robbie · 11-02-2000, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryu (non-working password

LOL, you know who you should kill?
The cast of Charlie's Angels. Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, and the other one..LOL always forget her name!

I briefly saw the three of them on an interview the other night, and they were so incredibly giggly and loud I couldn't even understand a word they were saying. They made Japanese Kogals look like calculus majors...
They did graduate high school right?? How old are they? 6? 7 years old now?

Rock on Ronin! Take em all out!

Ryu

yeah seriously whats up with all the giggling,I saw them in an interview a couple of weeks ago,They sounded like 13year olds.But all three of them are hot so I guess that makes up for it.

11-02-2000, 06:02 PM

The little slut whose name you can't recall is Drew Barrymore Ryu, and don't worry...

Last night she had an unfortunate rendezvous with "Gladys".

Only a silver bullet can stop me, and it has to be through the heart!

The Hatchet-Man lives!

Ryu (non-working password · 11-02-2000, 06:35 PM

LOL! This looks like a job for the wonderous creations called "guns"!

11-02-2000, 09:34 PM

Ryu, my learned friend, you aren't using your head...

Silver bullets are impossible to mold! They are too malleable, and can only be shaped into balls and fired from flint-lock pistols!

Any of you own a flint-lock pistol?

I win again!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(cough, cough) Excuse me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phantom of the Forum · 11-02-2000, 09:47 PM

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryu

I mean "Phantom".....

11-02-2000, 09:52 PM

Join me, noble Phantom, in my lonely quest to rid the world of sluts and pacifists!

Viva la celibate anarchists!!!

MWUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a drink of water...

11-02-2000, 05:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	Death of Disco!! That was you??? YOU BASTARD! __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

11-02-2000, 05:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	Uh...Ronin? Hi, how are you buddy? Um...so uh....is everything going..good? ................ __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

11-02-2000, 05:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	LOL, you know who you should kill? The cast of Charlie's Angels. Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, and the other one..LOL always forget her name! I briefly saw the three of them on an interview the other night, and they were so incredibly giggly and loud I couldn't even understand a word they were saying. They made Japanese Kogals look like calculus majors... They did graduate high school right?? How old are they? 6? 7 years old now? Rock on Ronin! Take em all out! Ryu __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

11-02-2000, 06:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	LOL! This looks like a job for the wonderous creations called "guns"! __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

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11-02-2000, 05:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Alright. I confess. It was I, I, who killed JFK. I also killed Amelia Earhart, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy, John Lennon, Anwar Sadat, Yitzhak Rabin, Princess Diana, and JFK Jr. And Disco. I did it with my little hatchet. My employers? Why of course, I was paid exhorbitant amounts of cash by the CIA, FBI, NRA, NSA, ATF, KGB, MI-6, the Mossad, the Mob, the Russian Mob, the Ubangi Mob, the Tongs, the Yakuza, the PLO, the NAACP, Elijah Mohammed, and Walt Disney. None of whom will ever be implicated in my monstrous crimes, for I shall never utter their names while I still breathe! MWUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And my motive? Simple, my friends. All to prove that hatchet-chopping is the only martial art you will ever truly need. Boxer, wrestler, BJJ black belt - it matters not. All are vulnerable to decapitation. The neck is the weakest part of the body. One good chop, and the head rolls. I'm glad I got that off my conscience. Happy chops to you all!

11-02-2000, 05:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twas I indeed! And that little slut Britney Spears is next! Chop, chop!

11-02-2000, 05:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All good things in time, Robbie. I have something very special planned for "The Boys". Tell you what. I will keep Britney's head for my trophy case, and let you have her still-warm body for your own pleasure. Deal?

11-02-2000, 05:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHAHAHAHAH....oh, um. Fine, Ryu. Just fine. Never better. Why do you ask? Have I been acting...strange? Again? Oh dear.

11-02-2000, 06:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	The little slut whose name you can't recall is Drew Barrymore Ryu, and don't worry... Last night she had an unfortunate rendezvous with "Gladys". Only a silver bullet can stop me, and it has to be through the heart! The Hatchet-Man lives!

11-02-2000, 09:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Ryu, my learned friend, you aren't using your head... Silver bullets are impossible to mold! They are too malleable, and can only be shaped into balls and fired from flint-lock pistols! Any of you own a flint-lock pistol? I win again! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cough, cough) Excuse me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-02-2000, 09:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Phantom of the Forum Novice Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 13	MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Ryu I mean "Phantom".....

11-02-2000, 09:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Join me, noble Phantom, in my lonely quest to rid the world of sluts and pacifists! Viva la celibate anarchists!!! MWUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a drink of water...

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