The Ultimate in Martial Arts

crazyjoe380 · 11-11-2002, 08:09 PM

and these two morons started the whole thing.. just cause one of them didn't want to fight one on one he started instigating. he was alone at first but he kept stalling.. i was wondering why and i seen a car fool of guys.. i was like.. ohhh i see. this bastard is smart.... he's trying to get to his buddies. sure enough.. one dude from the car throws a beer can and shit just popped off from there. me and my other friends were trying to mind our own business but you know how it goes. as we were trying to leave, pushing and shoving was working on our nerves. so i kicked this old man who shoved me hard and his sons or cousins were trying to f.uck me up and we ****ed them up.

true story..

NEVER GO TO A LOWRIDER CAR SHOW ALONE!!

oh yea.. p.s. f.uck thousand oaks police department!!!

11-11-2002, 08:41 PM

I'll do the lady officers. Schizo is up for the men.

punk000 · 11-11-2002, 08:54 PM

damn i hate that!!!!!
it happend to me once....

so there i was minding my own buisness...(popoing the finger to the skaters that go infronta my house at 2 am). when he chases me with his car and said "was it youse guy who pointed at me the finger?" (im in quebec so they are french). and ik said ya,,, i figured the two were gonna beat me down, you know with theyre skate boards. but he looked suprized that i said ya.... and had to stop to studed and make ignorant words like "yo estie, ce punk est fou G" (translates to "wow look i cant speak a single proper word in any launguage!! and im an idiot")

so then he said yo bitch, you make your gang to come here tomorow.... so im thinking, ok he wants to put on a show. so i said fine.. and called my frend kev and jason, two of my friends from the band... well we show up (the three of us) and there they were all 8, when they said "were going to to take supper first" all scared like so i waited around at the park.... ( i realy wasnt in the mood to fight, this was b4 muay thai)....

There we are in the park when they come in (now 12), and a mini van pulls up and 5 skaters get out, and then 2 scooters, with 2 ppl on each come up..... So now im shitting bricks, and we tell them this shit isnt fair, we have to call someone else to come... my frend joel... he was a kickboxer at the time. and again they got all scared and called in another 13 ppl.....

in the end we got the crap beat outa us,,,, we didnt bother to fight back,,,, we took a few hits each they faked a drop...... so they just left us there.... but man,,,,,, if i ever get the chance im gonna go after them with a saw and have someone hold them down while i make kindleing out theyre boards........

anyway. All fights shud have a one to one ratio like 1v1 or 3v3, and i hate skaters!!!!

Aznboi73 · 11-11-2002, 09:44 PM

my opinon on teh second story is that..you should've beat the shit outta the two the first time..then they'll learn their lessons...but hey...next time..JUDGEMENT DAY! ahah

crazyjoe380 · 11-12-2002, 01:25 AM

that 2nd story is funny.. lol

in los angeles they would have gotten shot before the first words or got beat down..

quebec.. hmmm i can take over that town..

11-12-2002, 05:05 AM

That happened to me once. This guy showed up with his mate. So I got my brother. Then he got his brother and a dog. So I got my brother, and a dog and my parrot (a vicious bastard, I can tell you). So he gets his mate, his brother, his dog and parrot, and a knife. So I got my mate, my brother, my dog, parrot, knife, and a gun. You will never guess what he did then. he got his mate, his brother, his dog, his parrot, his knife and his gun and went to mow a meadow..........

Ice Phoenix · 11-12-2002, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Bri Thai
That happened to me once. This guy showed up with his mate. So I got my brother. Then he got his brother and a dog. So I got my brother, and a dog and my parrot (a vicious bastard, I can tell you). So he gets his mate, his brother, his dog and parrot, and a knife. So I got my mate, my brother, my dog, parrot, knife, and a gun. You will never guess what he did then. he got his mate, his brother, his dog, his parrot, his knife and his gun and went to mow a meadow..........

LMFAO!!!

punk000 · 11-12-2002, 08:23 AM

heheheheh :P

well you probly could take over montreal, even the crackheadz hear are ver polite and curteous.... and I dont thisnk i was in any position to beat any 2 ppl up... i was 120lbs and had only 3 fights behind me.... NO MA'S

Corpsicle · 11-12-2002, 08:25 AM

ive noticed though that if people get wind that you're traing in martial arts they tend to not be so brave/stupid
why is it that fights are never one on one anymore?
and these so called macho dudes always talk big as they walk away?

i dont want to use my training unless i have no choice
but sometimes you're almost pushed to the extreme where a show of force is the only thing to stop these type of people

midnight · 11-12-2002, 09:20 AM

LOL at Bri

Szczepankiewicz · 11-12-2002, 10:29 AM

Bri Thai..... *whispers* I didn't know you were a lesbian.....

And yes, I'm up for anything. Just wait 'til after I whup yer ass boy..... You're in for a BIG surprise.

11-12-2002, 05:06 PM

I am not in for a big surprise, as I am not going down to the woods today with a teddy like you. No sir!

11-11-2002, 08:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Forgot to tell everyone.. hehe... this weekend there was a big brawl! and these two morons started the whole thing.. just cause one of them didn't want to fight one on one he started instigating. he was alone at first but he kept stalling.. i was wondering why and i seen a car fool of guys.. i was like.. ohhh i see. this bastard is smart.... he's trying to get to his buddies. sure enough.. one dude from the car throws a beer can and shit just popped off from there. me and my other friends were trying to mind our own business but you know how it goes. as we were trying to leave, pushing and shoving was working on our nerves. so i kicked this old man who shoved me hard and his sons or cousins were trying to f.uck me up and we ***ed them up. true story.. NEVER GO TO A LOWRIDER CAR SHOW ALONE!! oh yea.. p.s. f.uck thousand oaks police department!!! __________________ Last edited by crazyjoe380; 11-11-2002 at 08:13 PM.*

11-11-2002, 08:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
punk000 Novice Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: montreal canada Posts: 59 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	damn i hate that!!!!! it happend to me once.... so there i was minding my own buisness...(popoing the finger to the skaters that go infronta my house at 2 am). when he chases me with his car and said "was it youse guy who pointed at me the finger?" (im in quebec so they are french). and ik said ya,,, i figured the two were gonna beat me down, you know with theyre skate boards. but he looked suprized that i said ya.... and had to stop to studed and make ignorant words like "yo estie, ce punk est fou G" (translates to "wow look i cant speak a single proper word in any launguage!! and im an idiot") so then he said yo bitch, you make your gang to come here tomorow.... so im thinking, ok he wants to put on a show. so i said fine.. and called my frend kev and jason, two of my friends from the band... well we show up (the three of us) and there they were all 8, when they said "were going to to take supper first" all scared like so i waited around at the park.... ( i realy wasnt in the mood to fight, this was b4 muay thai).... There we are in the park when they come in (now 12), and a mini van pulls up and 5 skaters get out, and then 2 scooters, with 2 ppl on each come up..... So now im shitting bricks, and we tell them this shit isnt fair, we have to call someone else to come... my frend joel... he was a kickboxer at the time. and again they got all scared and called in another 13 ppl..... in the end we got the crap beat outa us,,,, we didnt bother to fight back,,,, we took a few hits each they faked a drop...... so they just left us there.... but man,,,,,, if i ever get the chance im gonna go after them with a saw and have someone hold them down while i make kindleing out theyre boards........ anyway. All fights shud have a one to one ratio like 1v1 or 3v3, and i hate skaters!!!! __________________ TRY AND BEAT ME!!!!! "I know tea-bo"

11-11-2002, 09:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Aznboi73 Novice Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 7 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	my opinon on teh second story is that..you should've beat the shit outta the two the first time..then they'll learn their lessons...but hey...next time..JUDGEMENT DAY! ahah __________________ ...keepin it real...

11-12-2002, 01:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	that 2nd story is funny.. lol in los angeles they would have gotten shot before the first words or got beat down.. quebec.. hmmm i can take over that town.. __________________

11-12-2002, 08:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
punk000 Novice Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: montreal canada Posts: 59 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	heheheheh :P well you probly could take over montreal, even the crackheadz hear are ver polite and curteous.... and I dont thisnk i was in any position to beat any 2 ppl up... i was 120lbs and had only 3 fights behind me.... NO MA'S __________________ TRY AND BEAT ME!!!!! "I know tea-bo"

11-11-2002, 08:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I'll do the lady officers. Schizo is up for the men.

11-12-2002, 05:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	That happened to me once. This guy showed up with his mate. So I got my brother. Then he got his brother and a dog. So I got my brother, and a dog and my parrot (a vicious bastard, I can tell you). So he gets his mate, his brother, his dog and parrot, and a knife. So I got my mate, my brother, my dog, parrot, knife, and a gun. You will never guess what he did then. he got his mate, his brother, his dog, his parrot, his knife and his gun and went to mow a meadow..........

11-12-2002, 08:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Corpsicle Novice Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 22 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	ive noticed though that if people get wind that you're traing in martial arts they tend to not be so brave/stupid why is it that fights are never one on one anymore? and these so called macho dudes always talk big as they walk away? i dont want to use my training unless i have no choice but sometimes you're almost pushed to the extreme where a show of force is the only thing to stop these type of people

11-12-2002, 09:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
midnight Novice Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: georgia USA Posts: 72 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL at Bri __________________ "As soon as you concern yourself with the "good" and "bad" of your fellows, you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter. Testing, competing with, and criticizing others weaken and defeat you." - Morihei Ueshiba

11-12-2002, 10:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bri Thai..... whispers I didn't know you were a lesbian..... And yes, I'm up for anything. Just wait 'til after I whup yer ass boy..... You're in for a BIG surprise.

11-12-2002, 05:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I am not in for a big surprise, as I am not going down to the woods today with a teddy like you. No sir!

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