The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Szczepankiewicz · 11-13-2002, 04:45 PM

USMC Rules For Gunfighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring
all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo
is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a
slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not
moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
(Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a
long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of
caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating,
reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards
will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of
the gun.

9.5 Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain
when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but
they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the
one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust.
Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you
will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill
everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a
lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber
of which does not start with a "4."

Navy Rules to Gunfighting

1. Go to Sea

2. Send the Marines

3. Drink Coffee

Suzuki_Fanboy · 11-13-2002, 05:00 PM

HAHAHA!!! The end of that was hilarious! The rest was pretty cool, too.

Semper Fi!

MinisterofDeath · 11-14-2002, 08:57 AM

OORAH!!!!

11-13-2002, 04:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	OT: Rules for fighting USMC Rules For Gunfighting 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. 9.5 Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 12. Have a plan. 13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. 14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 16. Don't drop your guard. 17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. 18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them). 19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. 20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. 21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. 24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4." Navy Rules to Gunfighting 1. Go to Sea 2. Send the Marines 3. Drink Coffee

11-14-2002, 08:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
MinisterofDeath Novice Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 74 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	OORAH!!!! __________________ Self-defense is only an illusion, a dark cloak beneath which lurks a razor-sharp dagger waiting to be plunged into the first unwary victim. Whoever declares that any weapon manufactured today, whether it be a nuclear missle or a .38 special, is created for self-defense should look a little more closely at his own image in the mirror. Either he is a liar or is deceiving himself. Wing Chun kung fu is a very sophisticated weapon--nothing else. It is a science of combat, the intent of which is the total incapacitation of an opponent. It is straightforward, efficient and deadly. If you're looking to learn self-defense, don't study Wing Chun. It would be better for you to master the art of invisibility - Wong Shun Leung

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11-13-2002, 05:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Suzuki_Fanboy Novice Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 73 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	HAHAHA!!! The end of that was hilarious! The rest was pretty cool, too. Semper Fi!

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