The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Suzuki_Fanboy · 11-14-2002, 09:39 PM

Go here: www.realultimatepower.net

Once you go there, just search around. It's one hilarious site!

There's so many inaccuracies it's funny...even with the "ninja gear" on the front page...(look at the 'ninja sword')

Well, I couldn't stop laughing the first time I went to that site...so I hope you enjoy!

crazyjoe380 · 11-14-2002, 10:01 PM

I thought it was gonna be a pic of your mother wearing a beard..

damn! i was looking for a laugh

11-15-2002, 05:32 AM

I'm not even going to ask how old you have to be to qualify as a Ninja........

Szczepankiewicz · 11-15-2002, 10:48 AM

Good, Bitty. You should not be thinking about Ninjas. Trust me, you'll live longer!

Spanky

Szczepankiewicz · 11-15-2002, 10:54 AM

I said you don't .....wanna **** with Ninja
(Cause why?)
Cause Ninja ...........will ****in' kill you
(Ha-ha)
I said you don't .....wanna **** with Ninja
(Why?)
Cause Ninja ...........will ****in' kill you

chalambok · 11-16-2002, 03:33 PM

Some interesting things Stephen K Hayes told me about Dr Hatsumi, 34th Soke of the Togakure Ninja:

When he was staying at Mr Hayes house one year, sleeping on the couch in the living room, when the phone would ring in the middle of the night, Dr Hatsumi would answer it if it was for him, otherwise he would just keep sleeping.

Also Dr Hatsumi said one time there was only 1 Ninja, everyone else was just playing.

11-17-2002, 01:40 PM

I saw on another site about Stephen Hayes. Apparently he was teaching some military unit, and said "Who is going to come out here and try me".

So some soldier obligingly came out and kicked the crap out of him.

Perhaps REAL Ninja's should be on that site......

11-14-2002, 09:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Suzuki_Fanboy Novice Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 73 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Looking for a laugh?q Go here: www.realultimatepower.net Once you go there, just search around. It's one hilarious site! There's so many inaccuracies it's funny...even with the "ninja gear" on the front page...(look at the 'ninja sword') Well, I couldn't stop laughing the first time I went to that site...so I hope you enjoy!

11-14-2002, 10:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I thought it was gonna be a pic of your mother wearing a beard.. damn! i was looking for a laugh __________________

11-15-2002, 10:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ninja are everywhere, all the time! I said you don't .....wanna ** with Ninja (Cause why?) Cause Ninja ...........will in' kill you (Ha-ha) I said you don't .....wanna with Ninja (Why?) Cause Ninja ...........will **in' kill you

11-16-2002, 03:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
chalambok Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oregon City, Oregon USA Posts: 735 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	About Dr Hatsumi Some interesting things Stephen K Hayes told me about Dr Hatsumi, 34th Soke of the Togakure Ninja: When he was staying at Mr Hayes house one year, sleeping on the couch in the living room, when the phone would ring in the middle of the night, Dr Hatsumi would answer it if it was for him, otherwise he would just keep sleeping. Also Dr Hatsumi said one time there was only 1 Ninja, everyone else was just playing.

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11-15-2002, 05:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I'm not even going to ask how old you have to be to qualify as a Ninja........

11-15-2002, 10:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Good, Bitty. You should not be thinking about Ninjas. Trust me, you'll live longer! Spanky

11-17-2002, 01:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I saw on another site about Stephen Hayes. Apparently he was teaching some military unit, and said "Who is going to come out here and try me". So some soldier obligingly came out and kicked the crap out of him. Perhaps REAL Ninja's should be on that site......

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