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Old 11-04-2000, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been surfing for 5 years and I've learned a hella lot.

1. There is a lot of porn on the net

2. Never ever click into a link that says "animals" or beastiality (didnt know what it was at the time)

3. NEVER EVER EVER agree to meet a person on the net and have a challenge wrestling match. The particular person that came was 6'2 and 180lbs from England and had a fetish for wearing his wrestling mask everywhere with speedos. I thank God that I skipped out on him. HE CAME TO TORONTO TO FIGHT ME. God that was stupid.

4. Girls on the internet are BUTT ugly

5. Dont talk crap to hackers

6. Erase your history.

7. Modems suck get cable

8. Pickin fights on the internet is a sign of insecurity.

And now for the things I've learned on this forum

1. TKD is not #1

2. I've decided to quit and join other things.

3. REALLY opened my eyes to boxing and wrestling.

4. Bad teachers exist in every MA.

5. BJJ alone isnt going to hack it.

6. MMA and NHB is a real sport.

7. There are alot of asses on the UG

8. Shit talking doesnt hack it, use intelligent arguments.

9. Dont piss Underdog off.

10. Its ok to bite people and rip off their balls in streetfights.

11. Streetfighting is something to avoid.

12. A lot of MA are shams and BB mag is no longer the leading authority on MA.

13. You can learn from any martial art regardless of its style. It is the teacher that makes the difference.



What things have you learned and what are the dumbest things ever that you have done as a result of the 'net?

NOTE: the things I talked about were REAL things that I've learned. Its not a joke!
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Old 11-04-2000, 05:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There are real "nut cases" on the internet! Be careful meeting people like that, especially for fights! Damn!
Looks like you probably won't be doing that again.
I'm surprised you actually got a match that way! Most of it is just trash talking.

You forgot one thing.
..Computers are evil entities, and can think. They know when you are working on important stuff and will freeze and shut down just to be mean.

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Old 11-04-2000, 06:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh it wasnt trash talking, the guy works for some tourism agency so traveling around the world is cheap, its a hobby of his submission wrestling that is. Nice guy, but man he insisted meeting me alone in his hotel room, thats when I decided no. He was VERY insistive.
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http://www.seats.demon.co.uk/

Here's the guy's website....

and his pic




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hey yella, blackbelt was my leading authority for ma too, when i was 11! aha, all jokes aside, i cant stand that mag, its so commercial, all the articles are are about this guys system and whys its the ultimate, deadliest, most hard to find ect ect.. system out there.. and their articles,
a lot of it is just plain common sense! i dont know how poeple actually find usefull stuff outta that mag..
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Lol, that is the most hilarious thing I've EVER seen.

And yes, don't ever meet girls on the Internet
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Jesus Christ!!
YeLLA damn dude that guy looks like a sick freak! He wanted you to come to hotel room?? Scary stuff...he probably is some kinda SM rapist or something... yuck

I hate people like that... I'd like to show them some real word "submission" ...the punks.


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looking at his page.

What a sick freak. You can tell he's got some fetish problems. Challenge my ass,

Sorry haha
I have a problem with people like that. Sounds like a predator to me.


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Yeah , he also wanted to cyber wrestle, man oh man I was hella scared. I called him the night b4 in his hotel room and he agreed to meet up at my gym. I never showed....He was really pissed in his email, I blocked his email address and ICQ.
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cyber-wrestle?

what a sick *uck...

Hey! Maybe I can get the Ashida Kim "ninjas" to terrorize him in email! They love "missions" LOL


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You know what else I just noticed?

I think the pics he has right there...are touched up.
The mask, speedos, and shorts are "pasted" on there it looks like. I think in the actual pic he's naked

I'd like to tell some authorities about this guy..


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Now that you mention it, holy shit, I think your right. Man I coulda been killed there, thanks Ryu, u freaked me out!
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That English gay submission wrestling guy is a freaking weirdo. When I was 15 I met him on IRC and he wanted me to fly to England and stay with him for a week. Luckily I wasn't incredibly stupid and naive.
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Holy shit he did that to u too?

I never intended to meet him. But I was curious if he'd actually take a plane down. I was gonna tell him not to come, but it was too late.
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Patterson, are you serious? The guy tried the same stuff with you too?

Hmm anyone think I should report him?
Anonymously of course

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