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11-05-2000, 08:33 PM
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Our teachers can't read and all our children are mentally retarded from the abysmal schools. The lakes and streams are clogged with industrial polution. Citizens mow each other down in the streets all day with machine guns. Baptist preachers are burning witches in the town square. The Texas Department of Corrections keeps its ovens running night and day burning political prisioners convicted on the flimsiest of evidence. Our people live in squallid shacks and subsist on moldy pizza crusts thrown out by the billionaires who run the evil Big Corporations. Privilidged white collar frat brats run down disadvantaged inner-city children for fun in their BMW's. The millions of racist militia members here ride into the country each night and burn down the houses of minorities. Our senior citizens must raise pit bulls to sell as meat to get enough money to buy the precious medicines they need to survive. Our policemen are all running drug and prostitution rings when they aren't profiling out-of-state motorists to beat up. Oh the humanity! Please pray to the Good Lord above for all of us poor souls living down here in the Hell that is known to the rest of the world as TEXAS. |
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11-05-2000, 09:29 PM
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Really?
JB - Are you being sarcastic, or are you being serious?
If you're serious, all I have to say is..."thank goodness I live up north......A WAY UP NORTH"!! Ronnie. _________________________________ A straight arm's still a broken arm - Master JPF |
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11-06-2000, 05:38 PM
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TEXAS - a prime example of why you should NOT vote for BUSH!
unforunately JB is corect on most parts, except that the kids are retarded because of pollution, not our schools...please have pity for martial artist...poor retarded boy! 
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11-06-2000, 07:19 PM
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Nice try, trying to slip in the "boobs" photo...
You breeze by and think "Now, thems are some nice work," until you realize: IT'S A MAN, BABY!
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11-07-2000, 06:40 PM
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Its your home, so I'd expect you to like it!! My favorite line on Texas is from Geronimo where a small group of soldiers are taking in Geronimo and stop at a real outback saloon. There are a group of real redneck bounty hunter types there that want to take Geronimo away from the soldiers for the reward. Robert Duvall, as the very grizzled army scout, looks at one of the scummy guys and asks him where he is from. When the guy says Texas, Duvall looks him over and calmly says, "The lowest form of white men come from Texas." Though there are many cool people from Texas, I think this line captured a certain truth. What do you think, JB? |
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