Real Fight Stories

Perhaps your brother needs to chill out.

[jesse7]

Yeh he has .. ALOT .. since we started training. But hes cocky and gets all the chicks .. some guys get jelious and just have to cause trouble. Maybe someone should break his nose then he wont be so pretty!

[kurt_myers0369]

I am a believer when it comes to grappling in real world fighting but you have to be experienced. One time a guy was at my house and started talking shit to my sister, of all people. I told him he had to leave and he responded with "lets go outside and you can make me..." I was more than happy to oblige. As soon as I stepped out the door he shot in, going for a take down. I caught him and sprawled back and he just hung on to my legs. I proceeded to drop about 12-15 elbows to the base of his neck. Needless to say he let go. I got him in a Thai clinch and kneed him in the face, end of fight... He woke up about 5 minutes later and walked home, very very slowly. If you dont really know how to grapple, DONT TRY TO. It wont work out for you.

[Kenny Chance]

I could fill this entire thread up.
Ill start with the weirdest story I have, which happens to be the first time I got the shit kicked out of me. It might be hard to follow without being able to visualize the place it happened but whatever...

I was with some friends at an elementary school at 3am, and were just goofing off on the roof doing nothing. All of them were from around Baltimore, Im closer to DC. There was me, 3 other males, and 3 other girls. Were about to go home and are climbing down, 2 guys and 3 girls were climbing down on one side while me and another guy were climbing down the other side. I had to help my friend get down because hes kind of scared of heights. So he gets downa nd were about to meet my other friends when we hear yelling. Were about 50 yards away and figure its a cop busting our other friends for trespassing because we here him asking for identification and tleling them to get on the ground with their hands over their head. Were hiding behind a corner and we see this dude thats like 5'6" in a 4XL shirt giving orders and I realized its not a cop, its some neighborhood kid saying hes a cop and acting like hes got a gun. We run through a path in the woods, down my street and back into the main entrance of the school (basically so we could come up behind the guy because if he DID have a gun hed see us walk accorss the parking lot towards him) We get there and its definetly just some kid. Now theres just 1 guy and 1 girl there and I have no idea where my other friends are. We walk up and the guy sees us and starts asking for ID and asks to search us. I ask where the other kids went and he told me they ran off through the woods and keeps talking into his shirt like theres a radio in there. I told him to stop that shit, i know youre not a fucking cop, etc etc and he starts claiming hes neighborhood watch and has a gun. I tell Joe and Angie to get up off the ground, **** this dude, blah blah blah. hes insistent on searching us so I tell him go ahead and when he bends down to check my legs I sucker punched him, and ended up chasing him accross the soccer field but he completly smoked me. We go to walk back to my house and on the way back a car pulls up and 6 people get out. Being naive and angry I ran towards them, my friends ran away from them. Same dude as before comes up first and tlels me I better start running before he starts shooting so I hit him and we start wrestling standing up, I kick his leg out and he takes me down with him. I get in a few hits but nothing that did any damage and then theyre all on top of me in a second stomping me out. I curl up and at one point tried to get up, got kicked in the back of the head and it bounced my face off te parking lot (split my eyebrow open) so after a minute they stop and leave when I was playing dead. The only thing stupider than getting up the first time was getting up the second time.
I stood up, they saw me and start running back. At this point my entire shirt was drenched in blood and I couldnt see my face yet but it felt like my eyebrow was hanging off. I took off running and had a good head start, and jumped a fence into some backyards. Unfortunately when I took off some got in the car and drove around to head me off and as soon as I came out of the backyard thinking I was home free they were right there, saw me and jumped out of the car. I ran back into the backyard, and hid under the deck in a shadow the next house over. They all caught up and started searching for me. One literally walked right in front of the deck I was under where i could have reached out and snatched his legs out from under him. Theres a real thick pack of bushes and they all thought i was in there and started taunting me with shit like "If you come out now we wont shoot" and when I didnt come out they started saying "**** it just start shooting in the bushes" I never saw a gun so Im pretty sure if they had one it would have been out. While this was all going on my friends that had run off called the cos and a cop car entered the school parking lot which is visible from the backyards so they all split. I started walking home and the cop saw me and stopped me, told me my friends had called, aske dfor a description, and called an ambulance. I told him Id be fine and didnt need an ambulance (I didnt want to worry my mother or pay for it) but he said I was required by law to stay or something and that my eye was really fucked. When I finally saw myself in a mirror in the ambulance I was like hoooly shit because the gash on my eyebrow was so wide open and there was blood evvverywhere. It looked like something out of a movie. I got 3 stitches and that was the only injury basically, they couldnt fight there was just a lot of them. ANd now I know sometimes you need to just run.

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by Kenny Chance

I could fill this entire thread up.
Ill start with the weirdest story I have, which happens to be the first time I got the shit kicked out of me. It might be hard to follow without being able to visualize the place it happened but whatever...

I was with some friends at an elementary school at 3am, and were just goofing off on the roof doing nothing. All of them were from around Baltimore, Im closer to DC. There was me, 3 other males, and 3 other girls. Were about to go home and are climbing down, 2 guys and 3 girls were climbing down on one side while me and another guy were climbing down the other side. I had to help my friend get down because hes kind of scared of heights. So he gets downa nd were about to meet my other friends when we hear yelling. Were about 50 yards away and figure its a cop busting our other friends for trespassing because we here him asking for identification and tleling them to get on the ground with their hands over their head. Were hiding behind a corner and we see this dude thats like 5'6" in a 4XL shirt giving orders and I realized its not a cop, its some neighborhood kid saying hes a cop and acting like hes got a gun. We run through a path in the woods, down my street and back into the main entrance of the school (basically so we could come up behind the guy because if he DID have a gun hed see us walk accorss the parking lot towards him) We get there and its definetly just some kid. Now theres just 1 guy and 1 girl there and I have no idea where my other friends are. We walk up and the guy sees us and starts asking for ID and asks to search us. I ask where the other kids went and he told me they ran off through the woods and keeps talking into his shirt like theres a radio in there. I told him to stop that shit, i know youre not a fucking cop, etc etc and he starts claiming hes neighborhood watch and has a gun. I tell Joe and Angie to get up off the ground, **** this dude, blah blah blah. hes insistent on searching us so I tell him go ahead and when he bends down to check my legs I sucker punched him, and ended up chasing him accross the soccer field but he completly smoked me. We go to walk back to my house and on the way back a car pulls up and 6 people get out. Being naive and angry I ran towards them, my friends ran away from them. Same dude as before comes up first and tlels me I better start running before he starts shooting so I hit him and we start wrestling standing up, I kick his leg out and he takes me down with him. I get in a few hits but nothing that did any damage and then theyre all on top of me in a second stomping me out. I curl up and at one point tried to get up, got kicked in the back of the head and it bounced my face off te parking lot (split my eyebrow open) so after a minute they stop and leave when I was playing dead. The only thing stupider than getting up the first time was getting up the second time.
I stood up, they saw me and start running back. At this point my entire shirt was drenched in blood and I couldnt see my face yet but it felt like my eyebrow was hanging off. I took off running and had a good head start, and jumped a fence into some backyards. Unfortunately when I took off some got in the car and drove around to head me off and as soon as I came out of the backyard thinking I was home free they were right there, saw me and jumped out of the car. I ran back into the backyard, and hid under the deck in a shadow the next house over. They all caught up and started searching for me. One literally walked right in front of the deck I was under where i could have reached out and snatched his legs out from under him. Theres a real thick pack of bushes and they all thought i was in there and started taunting me with shit like "If you come out now we wont shoot" and when I didnt come out they started saying "**** it just start shooting in the bushes" I never saw a gun so Im pretty sure if they had one it would have been out. While this was all going on my friends that had run off called the cos and a cop car entered the school parking lot which is visible from the backyards so they all split. I started walking home and the cop saw me and stopped me, told me my friends had called, aske dfor a description, and called an ambulance. I told him Id be fine and didnt need an ambulance (I didnt want to worry my mother or pay for it) but he said I was required by law to stay or something and that my eye was really fucked. When I finally saw myself in a mirror in the ambulance I was like hoooly shit because the gash on my eyebrow was so wide open and there was blood evvverywhere. It looked like something out of a movie. I got 3 stitches and that was the only injury basically, they couldnt fight there was just a lot of them. ANd now I know sometimes you need to just run.

Nothing to be ashamed of dude, you stood up and did what you could, not even Mike TYson can take on more than 3 dudes, 2 is hard enough. **** that guy, you really got him good for the pussy to get his buddies, he knew he couldnt beat you one on one, so you won no matter what, you got to the beeotch mentally. You own that guy, remember that. ANd next time you see him alone go right at the guy and beat his ass no questions asked

[J-Luck]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

Nothing to be ashamed of dude, you stood up and did what you could, not even Mike TYson can take on more than 3 dudes, 2 is hard enough. **** that guy, you really got him good for the pussy to get his buddies, he knew he couldnt beat you one on one, so you won no matter what, you got to the beeotch mentally. You own that guy, remember that. ANd next time you see him alone go right at the guy and beat his ass no questions asked

Didn't get to read the thread yet... but you're dead wrong. Tyson has gotten probation and fines and such for beating down 4-5 dudes. It's documented. Not only take them out, but brutally beating them with no injury to himself.

[J-Luck]

Why would you run after them??? If you were close to your house you should have grabbed a weapon, or better yet not leave your house without one when your out at 3am, unless you live in some really preppy neighborhood.

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by J-Luck

Didn't get to read the thread yet... but you're dead wrong. Tyson has gotten probation and fines and such for beating down 4-5 dudes. It's documented. Not only take them out, but brutally beating them with no injury to himself.

Yea i guess Tyson could clear the bar, and Barkely too, bad example, but either way, its extremely difficult to fight more than 1 guy

[OmaPlata]

I just had some ahole in a car giving me shit and he seemed like he wanted to throw, thats fine with me, then some marine starts running his mouth and wants to get in on it with me too, so 2 on 1 no thanks,. i did have the gat however, but no need for that, i also had one of my pitbulls, the male.. question is, if theres 2 guys coming at me, is it fair to let my dog rip one of them a new asshole and go withthe other one? I could beat down either one of those wimps one on one

[fijeeboi]

Haha all those loud mouth Marines in San Diego, I should know, I used to be one of them. Damn man, you rollin around with a pit and a gat? Oh and I think you should of let your pit at one of them and you could of taken the other one out....that would have shut them up. Ofcourse theres the whole possibility of jail factor, so yea I think you did the smart thing.

[jubaji]

Originally Posted by hOmoPlata

I just had some ahole in a car giving me shit and he seemed like he wanted to throw, thats fine with me, then some marine starts running his mouth and wants to get in on it with me too, so 2 on 1 no thanks,. i did have the gat however, but no need for that, i also had one of my pitbulls, the male.. question is, if theres 2 guys coming at me, is it fair to let my dog rip one of them a new asshole and go withthe other one? I could beat down either one of those wimps one on one

Well, sounds like you had everything you needed but a backbone.





Go pop in a gracie video and make yourself feel better...

[Tom Yum]

Originally Posted by jubaji

Go pop in a gracie video and make yourself feel better...

Wait a minute.....that's not Gracie on the cover....

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by jubaji

Well, sounds like you had everything you needed but a backbone.





Go pop in a gracie video and make yourself feel better...

Yep, I really pussed out lol. I was shaking so bad, I didnt know what to do. Maybe I can find courage like you, if i was like you who sits in a rented apartment, has no girlfriend, has only 1 with 1 car payment, a maxed out credit card.......THEN and only THEN would i have a back bone like you. But for now, Ill just chill out and roll back to the mansion, let the dogs run around, and laugh about the whole thing and avoid jail just the other guy said. Cuz thats where Id be if I snapped arms or let the dog maul them. tool

[jubaji]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

Yep, I really pussed out lol. I was shaking so bad, I didnt know what to do.

Oh, you knew just what to do; go online and post some nonsense that makes you feel better about being completely intimidated 'cause a couple of people glared at you. The problem is that as with most of your ill-considered comments the effect is exactly the opposite of what you intend!

[Tom Yum]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

Yep, I really pussed out lol. I was shaking so bad, I didnt know what to do. Maybe I can find courage like you, if i was like you who sits in a rented apartment, has no girlfriend, has only 1 with 1 car payment, a maxed out credit card.......THEN and only THEN would i have a back bone like you.

Economic status has little to do with courage. There are poor people with cajones and wealthy people who are timid (and vice versa).