Real Fight Stories

[jubaji]

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Economic status has little to do with courage. There are poor people with cajones and wealthy people who are timid (and vice versa).

hOmoPlata is just failing in his attempts to fabricate an image of himself for himself...again!

[kuk sool won]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

Yea i guess Tyson could clear the bar, and Barkely too, bad example, but either way, its extremely difficult to fight more than 1 guy

Its not as hard as you think. My friend just last week got into a scrap with a 'few' cocky bastards. He managed to take 3 of them out before the remaining 5 mauled him.

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by jubaji

hOmoPlata is just failing in his attempts to fabricate an image of himself for himself...again! And I want to suck his cock soooo bad, but he wont let me do it, only my mom

When you learn to do it as well as her, let me know youngster.

[GonzoStyles]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

I just had some ahole in a car giving me shit and he seemed like he wanted to throw, thats fine with me, then some marine starts running his mouth and wants to get in on it with me too, so 2 on 1 no thanks,. i did have the gat however, but no need for that, i also had one of my pitbulls, the male.. question is, if theres 2 guys coming at me, is it fair to let my dog rip one of them a new asshole and go withthe other one? I could beat down either one of those wimps one on one

did these guys have mohawks and crossbows? cause this shit sounds more like the screenplay for a bad remake of "THE ROADWARRIOR"
than a fight story?

are you sure it was a marine? were any of these guys yelling anything about
"The JUICE!!"???

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by GonzoStyles

did these guys have mohawks and crossbows? cause this shit sounds more like the screenplay for a bad remake of "THE ROADWARRIOR"
than a fight story?

are you sure it was a marine? were any of these guys yelling anything about
"The JUICE!!"???

IT was a marine, I live in san diego and know what a marine looks like, they have the haircut that looks like a cow took a shit on top of their head.
I got an A in creative writing 501 at SDSU on way to a Masters in ENGlish and and a BS is BIO, with a minor in Philosophy, so rest assured, if i was going to make up a story, it'd be much better than that, and Id win the fights at the end lol

[jubaji]

Good lord, what a sad, sad clown.....!

[Tom Yum]

h0m0pl@t@, your attempts at writing stories for romance novels isn't good enough for filthy mag territory. Keep tryin' and maybe you'll get to bathroom wall level...


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[Tom Yum]

Originally Posted by kuk sool won

Its not as hard as you think. My friend just last week got into a scrap with a 'few' cocky bastards. He managed to take 3 of them out before the remaining 5 mauled him.

You guys go out looking for trouble?

I'd rather be sitting in TGI Fridays eating chicken fried steak with a few friends.

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

h0m0pl@t@, your attempts at writing stories for romance novels isn't good enough for filthy mag territory. Keep tryin' and maybe you'll get to bathroom wall level...


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I was living at the beach, mission beach, in college, broke at the time, had no car so i moved to the beach, good place to be with no car. Can skateboard around and get laid real easy. MY buddy and I moved into this pad where the owned said 'no credit check, just first and last months rent", cool, we moved in.
A month later this guy shows up saying he bought the house, which he did, and was evicting us. Well we just paid rent and had the last months rent on deposit. So we have 2 months left. He says no ; get out'. I get into an argument and he proceeds to run to the cops and get a restraining order.
In the order he lied about everything, saying this and that, totally untrue. If someone makes shit about you and tells the law about, I dont know about you guys, but ITS beat down time, maybe with a baseball bat, broken legs time.
So anyway I dont do anything right away and move out whent he time comes. A month or so later i see the idiot at a liquor store, he walks into the alley way next to the store and says "you want a piece of me"? A say hell yea and go marching into the alley and hes still holding his groceries. A get up to him and does nothing, so im liek what the **** pussy, so i go back to my car. Next thing I know hes trying to flag down a meter maid and writitng down the licesnce plate number of the car. Thats it, I get out and grab what he was writing (which wasnt anythign, it was his wallet so i threw it into trafic), he grabbed my arm and the fight was on. I started letting loose some shots, and what surprised me is that they were pinpoint accurate and were snapping off his face with great velocity. we had a crowd of people watching, I kept pounding this bitch till he was layed out on the ground, i was going to stomp his skull into the pavement no joke, and kill the fucker,. but too many people watching. as i walked back to my car i saw his sunglasses out itn the middle of the street so i crushed them as i walked away. Never saw the guy again. No martial arts needed there, just 'mad boxing skillz"

[GonzoStyles]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

I was living at the beach, mission beach, in college, broke at the time, had no car so i moved to the beach, good place to be with no car. Can skateboard around and get laid real easy. MY buddy and I moved into this pad where the owned said 'no credit check, just first and last months rent", cool, we moved in.
A month later this guy shows up saying he bought the house, which he did, and was evicting us. Well we just paid rent and had the last months rent on deposit. So we have 2 months left. He says no ; get out'. I get into an argument and he proceeds to run to the cops and get a restraining order.
In the order he lied about everything, saying this and that, totally untrue. If someone makes shit about you and tells the law about, I dont know about you guys, but ITS beat down time, maybe with a baseball bat, broken legs time.
So anyway I dont do anything right away and move out whent he time comes. A month or so later i see the idiot at a liquor store, he walks into the alley way next to the store and says "you want a piece of me"? A say hell yea and go marching into the alley and hes still holding his groceries. A get up to him and does nothing, so im liek what the **** pussy, so i go back to my car. Next thing I know hes trying to flag down a meter maid and writitng down the licesnce plate number of the car. Thats it, I get out and grab what he was writing (which wasnt anythign, it was his wallet so i threw it into trafic), he grabbed my arm and the fight was on. I started letting loose some shots, and what surprised me is that they were pinpoint accurate and were snapping off his face with great velocity. we had a crowd of people watching, I kept pounding this bitch till he was layed out on the ground, i was going to stomp his skull into the pavement no joke, and kill the fucker,. but too many people watching. as i walked back to my car i saw his sunglasses out itn the middle of the street so i crushed them as i walked away. Never saw the guy again. No martial arts needed there, just 'mad boxing skillz"

I think I know that guy, did he wear a metal hockey-mask and look like a weightlifter? If so you are in trouble Oma that is the warrior of the wasteland himself the "Ayatollah of rock and rollah" and now his dogs of war will hound you across the desert untill you give up the precious source of petrol (thejuice). But 2 days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul all that gasoline

so Oma, If you want to get out of there...... talk to me.

[Sagacious Lu]

Oma, do you have any redeeming qualities?

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by Sagacious Lu

Oma, do you have any redeeming qualities?

why did u qoute that garland fairy?

[Clooneytkd]

i guess this is where i say you guys should grow up becuase a forum is a forum and talking shit means nothing, but its fun to read all this stuff, so carry on.

[jubaji]

Originally Posted by OmaPlata

I was living at the beach, mission beach, in college, broke at the time, had no car so i moved to the beach, good place to be with no car. Can skateboard around and get laid real easy. MY buddy and I moved into this pad where the owned said 'no credit check, just first and last months rent", cool, we moved in.
A month later this guy shows up saying he bought the house, which he did, and was evicting us. Well we just paid rent and had the last months rent on deposit. So we have 2 months left. He says no ; get out'. I get into an argument and he proceeds to run to the cops and get a restraining order.
In the order he lied about everything, saying this and that, totally untrue. If someone makes shit about you and tells the law about, I dont know about you guys, but ITS beat down time, maybe with a baseball bat, broken legs time.
So anyway I dont do anything right away and move out whent he time comes. A month or so later i see the idiot at a liquor store, he walks into the alley way next to the store and says "you want a piece of me"? A say hell yea and go marching into the alley and hes still holding his groceries. A get up to him and does nothing, so im liek what the **** pussy, so i go back to my car. Next thing I know hes trying to flag down a meter maid and writitng down the licesnce plate number of the car. Thats it, I get out and grab what he was writing (which wasnt anythign, it was his wallet so i threw it into trafic), he grabbed my arm and the fight was on. I started letting loose some shots, and what surprised me is that they were pinpoint accurate and were snapping off his face with great velocity. we had a crowd of people watching, I kept pounding this bitch till he was layed out on the ground, i was going to stomp his skull into the pavement no joke, and kill the fucker,. but too many people watching. as i walked back to my car i saw his sunglasses out itn the middle of the street so i crushed them as i walked away. Never saw the guy again. No martial arts needed there, just 'mad boxing skillz"

Nope. This lil' fiction is no better than the last. As with your previously failed effort, you simply took an instance where you completely backed down from someone and added on a bunch of transparently fabricated BS to 'spin' the tale as to make yourself feel better about it.

Poor, very poor.

[OmaPlata]

Originally Posted by jubaji

Nope. This lil' fiction is no better than the last. As with your previously failed effort, you simply took an instance where you completely backed down from someone and added on a bunch of transparently fabricated BS to 'spin' the tale as to make yourself feel better about it.

Poor, very poor.

lol, damn, I musta really got ur goad with that factual event. I missed your story of any fights youve been in and won, oh theyre isnt any, sorry. BUt Id be more than happy to beat you down just like I did him, Im sure you fall just as fast, youre both big mouthed bitches with nothing to back it up. step on up son, so Ill just have another story for next week. W I M P Y B O I