The Ultimate in Martial Arts

01-22-2003, 04:58 PM

Now I am no Robert Redford myself, but what is up with that guy Walid Ismail?

HE HAS GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST SOB IN THE WORLD!

No matter where he is or what he is doing, if he is photographed he manages to look like he is a world gurning champion! For those of you that don't know, gurning is the art of face pulling.

Am I right? He always looks at the camera (even when demonstrating techniques, a true sign of a man who has not realised that he makes rats weep) and makes a face like a lobotomised sodomite.

Now I don't even know what one of them looks like, but my guess is they would look like him.

"I tapped Royce Gracie I tapped Royce Gracie, and I look like a Bulldog who had just licked piss off a nettle."

I think Martial Arts Magazines should carry a health warning -"This magazine has a photo of the Walid "Lobotomised Sodomite" Ismail. Read at your own risk", something like that. Alternatively they could charge more if they could guarantee NOT having a picture of him. I'd pay it, and I know you would too.

No offense, Ismail. But even Michael Jackson can't quite capture the "I am even rated ugly by Sloths, Sea Cows and Aliens" look that you have mastered.

No wonder Royce tapped. You can't wrestle when your choking on vomit. He would have won if he'd worn a blindfold........

Sorry. Just had to get that off my chest.

Szczepankiewicz · 01-22-2003, 05:40 PM

Now THAT is funny.

Siegfried · 01-22-2003, 11:12 PM

Bri Thai,

That was the FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER READ!

I'm usually no judge on how guys look, but he does look something like an angry, constipated statomasticist. Not that I know exactly what one looks like.

Scott Kano · 01-23-2003, 01:09 AM

Anyone got a link to a picture of him, or post a picture please, I dont know what he looks like.

Szczepankiewicz · 01-23-2003, 02:15 AM

Like the back end of a hairless sheep.

Szczepankiewicz · 01-24-2003, 12:33 PM

Here is the vital stat page for him on Sherdog.com !

Enjoy

Scott Kano · 01-24-2003, 07:02 PM

Cheers Spanky, he dont look that bad there.

Szczepankiewicz · 01-24-2003, 07:32 PM

Ok. Then how about this one?

Scott Kano · 01-25-2003, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
Ok. Then how about this one?

ok you win. EWWWWWWWWW hideous even our sheep wouldnt go near him

tool4girls2use · 02-13-2003, 08:25 PM

i hate that guy with a passion. anyone see the fight with him and taktarov? omg he got his !!! beat soooooo bad

02-14-2003, 04:53 PM

I just re read the post. I pissed myself. What an ugly turd!

Kerowyn · 02-14-2003, 09:29 PM

LMAO that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

Ryu (JKD?) · 02-16-2003, 01:53 PM

You guys made Wallid cry.

Mr. Miyagi · 02-18-2003, 12:47 PM

He's pretty smart and a very good self promoter. He knew that half the USA had the idea that Royce was invincible and when he won that match he capitalized on it big time.

02-18-2003, 02:37 PM

If he was good at self promoting he would wear a mask.........

01-22-2003, 04:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Walid Ismail Now I am no Robert Redford myself, but what is up with that guy Walid Ismail? HE HAS GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST SOB IN THE WORLD! No matter where he is or what he is doing, if he is photographed he manages to look like he is a world gurning champion! For those of you that don't know, gurning is the art of face pulling. Am I right? He always looks at the camera (even when demonstrating techniques, a true sign of a man who has not realised that he makes rats weep) and makes a face like a lobotomised sodomite. Now I don't even know what one of them looks like, but my guess is they would look like him. "I tapped Royce Gracie I tapped Royce Gracie, and I look like a Bulldog who had just licked piss off a nettle." I think Martial Arts Magazines should carry a health warning -"This magazine has a photo of the Walid "Lobotomised Sodomite" Ismail. Read at your own risk", something like that. Alternatively they could charge more if they could guarantee NOT having a picture of him. I'd pay it, and I know you would too. No offense, Ismail. But even Michael Jackson can't quite capture the "I am even rated ugly by Sloths, Sea Cows and Aliens" look that you have mastered. No wonder Royce tapped. You can't wrestle when your choking on vomit. He would have won if he'd worn a blindfold........ Sorry. Just had to get that off my chest.

01-23-2003, 01:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Scott Kano Novice Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Christchurch NZ Posts: 160 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Anyone got a link to a picture of him, or post a picture please, I dont know what he looks like. __________________ Minimum Effort, with Maximum Efficieny

01-24-2003, 07:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Scott Kano Novice Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Christchurch NZ Posts: 160 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cheers Spanky, he dont look that bad there. __________________ Minimum Effort, with Maximum Efficieny

02-13-2003, 08:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
tool4girls2use Novice Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	omg i hate that guy with a passion. anyone see the fight with him and taktarov? omg he got his !!! beat soooooo bad

02-14-2003, 09:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
Kerowyn Novice Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 5 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LMAO that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! __________________ To laugh is to risk looking the fool, to love is to risk despair, to reach out is to risk rejection, to live is to risk dying.

01-22-2003, 05:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Now THAT is funny.

01-22-2003, 11:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Siegfried Novice Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waveland,MS Posts: 94 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bri Thai, That was the FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER READ! I'm usually no judge on how guys look, but he does look something like an angry, constipated statomasticist. Not that I know exactly what one looks like.

01-23-2003, 02:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Like the back end of a hairless sheep.

01-24-2003, 12:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Here is the vital stat page for him on Sherdog.com ! Enjoy

01-24-2003, 07:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ok. Then how about this one?

02-14-2003, 04:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I just re read the post. I pissed myself. What an ugly turd!

02-16-2003, 01:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ryu (JKD?) Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 623 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You guys made Wallid cry. __________________ Sekkendo...

02-18-2003, 12:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Miyagi Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 758 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	He's pretty smart and a very good self promoter. He knew that half the USA had the idea that Royce was invincible and when he won that match he capitalized on it big time.

02-18-2003, 02:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	If he was good at self promoting he would wear a mask.........

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