you are all owned by BIG JOHNSON

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Big Johnson>

No, the true test of maturity is whether or not you belong to a judo-chop board, where you post at length about some guy no larger than Yoda named Bung Ho Lee, who can single handedly devastate the entire offensive line (first, second, and third string) of any NFL football team, in full pads and armed with flaming nunchaka, while drunk, stoned, and with one hand tied around his three balls, by utilizing the ancient art of stink-finger, taught to him by his 162 year-old great, great, great Grandfather, Kok Hang Low, who still lives to this very day, levatating from temple to temple in the full-lotus, absorbing nutrients from the air and using the stink-finger to overthrow governments who legalize steroid use from his home, constructed from the rib bones of all his defeated foes, in the land of Yank Mei Wang.

[Big Johnson]

I owe it all to a good night's sleep, 150mg of trenbolone acetate, administered via 23 gauge, 1 inch terumos every other day, and my love of female donkeys that have been shaved and dyed soft pink.