Why Bush was always going to win.

Shimora · 11-08-2000, 05:03 AM

I was going to pst this months ago but I find American politics extremely boring.
Bush was always going to win because his name is familiar to many people. All those backward ass straw chewing Americans will come down from the hills and the trailer parks and see the name Georg Bush on the form and instantly vote for him.
Bush will be President purely because his name is the same as a recent former President. "Well golly, Clancine its that George Bush fellow, Ive heard of him so i'll vote for him'.

If JF Kennedy jr had lived he also would have been President one day.

Before the next election change your name by deed poll to Ronald Reagan and you most probably will get voted in.

Patterson · 11-08-2000, 05:46 AM

Backwoods hillbillies don't vote.

Oberleutnant · 11-08-2000, 06:11 AM

A good reason not to vote (register) is to avoid being called in for Jury Duty; plain sucks!

duchman · 11-08-2000, 06:18 AM

Shimora is a smart ninja

Ryu (non-working password · 11-08-2000, 07:11 AM

Is someone mad at the outcome of our election?

Shimora · 11-08-2000, 10:00 PM

Im not mad. I posted that before the election was over. It was obvious that Bush would win. Even now with the recount its still obvious he will win.
Its your funeral fella's. Luckily I live in a country unscathed by the wrath of the U.S.A. it wont effect me until he nukes the world and then who really cares.
A coke snorting, joint toking, profanity speaking guy who loves the death penalty and gets in bed with multi nationals sounds like a great choice for a President to me.

Patterson some hillbillies & backward folk do vote. Some are even related to Presidents. Ever hear of Billy Carter?

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11-08-2000, 05:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shimora Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Papua New Guinea Posts: 671 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I was going to pst this months ago but I find American politics extremely boring. Bush was always going to win because his name is familiar to many people. All those backward ass straw chewing Americans will come down from the hills and the trailer parks and see the name Georg Bush on the form and instantly vote for him. Bush will be President purely because his name is the same as a recent former President. "Well golly, Clancine its that George Bush fellow, Ive heard of him so i'll vote for him'. If JF Kennedy jr had lived he also would have been President one day. Before the next election change your name by deed poll to Ronald Reagan and you most probably will get voted in.

11-08-2000, 05:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Backwoods hillbillies don't vote.

11-08-2000, 06:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
Oberleutnant Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Setting a small fire in your girl's panties Posts: 278 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	A good reason not to vote (register) is to avoid being called in for Jury Duty; plain sucks!

11-08-2000, 10:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shimora Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Papua New Guinea Posts: 671 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Im not mad. I posted that before the election was over. It was obvious that Bush would win. Even now with the recount its still obvious he will win. Its your funeral fella's. Luckily I live in a country unscathed by the wrath of the U.S.A. it wont effect me until he nukes the world and then who really cares. A coke snorting, joint toking, profanity speaking guy who loves the death penalty and gets in bed with multi nationals sounds like a great choice for a President to me. Patterson some hillbillies & backward folk do vote. Some are even related to Presidents. Ever hear of Billy Carter?

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