The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Szczepankiewicz · 04-02-2003, 11:33 AM

Which person in the martial arts holds the longest, most elaborate contiguous title?

Bonus points for the least amount of times the word 'master' is used.

Spanky

Szczepankiewicz · 04-02-2003, 11:34 AM

Whomever finds the winning entry I will send you as your prize a sew on patch from my school and an autographed 8x10 glossy of yours truly.

It's not much, but it's all I got.

Cain · 04-02-2003, 01:03 PM

can we use old, old, old records too? like samson?

or is gladiators the farthest back we go?

Szczepankiewicz · 04-02-2003, 01:06 PM

Knock yourself out. But it has to be legit and verifiable.

Tom Yum · 04-02-2003, 01:07 PM

You guys are hillarious! Can you post the results for the top 10?

Cain · 04-02-2003, 02:19 PM

* rickson gracie (he just have to come on the list:P)
* samson (fighting lions and whole platoons with his bare hands? ofcourse

* the guy beating helio gracie in the challengefight (i never remember his name)
* a couple of chinese martial artists, undefeated in no-rules combat/challengefights for 10-15 years each. i never remember styles or names...

Cain · 04-02-2003, 02:25 PM

Masahiko Kimura

Cain · 04-02-2003, 02:31 PM

carlson gracie

Szczepankiewicz · 04-02-2003, 02:32 PM

No, I am not talking about win loss records.

I am asking who holds the record for having the longest title when someone refers to them in speech or print.

For example:

Dr. Glenn J Morris

PH.D., M.A., B.A.,
Soke Hoshinroshiryu
Kudan Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu
Hanshi European Samurai Jujitsu
Oshihan Bunbu Ichi Zendo Budo Bugei Remmei
Rokudan Nihon Karate Jujutsu
Kyoshi Yi Tsung Fighting Society
Sifu Taotien Wei Shen Chi Kung
Shodan Nihon Karate Jujutsu

Cain · 04-02-2003, 02:57 PM

visehøyesterettsjustitiariussækretær <-- beat that!

04-02-2003, 05:38 PM

I don't know any. But I do know what would get my vote for the most pointless thread........

Toudiyama · 04-03-2003, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
No, I am not talking about win loss records.

I am asking who holds the record for having the longest title when someone refers to them in speech or print.

For example:

Dr. Glenn J Morris

PH.D., M.A., B.A.,
Soke Hoshinroshiryu
Kudan Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu
Hanshi European Samurai Jujitsu
Oshihan Bunbu Ichi Zendo Budo Bugei Remmei
Rokudan Nihon Karate Jujutsu
Kyoshi Yi Tsung Fighting Society
Sifu Taotien Wei Shen Chi Kung
Shodan Nihon Karate Jujutsu

But those are several titles not ust one long title isn't it?

platinum_angel · 04-03-2003, 08:13 AM

you shiz.......

do i win

Szczepankiewicz · 04-03-2003, 10:38 AM

You are correct, there are many titles in my example. They are not put together to form one long winded one.

Szczepankiewicz · 04-03-2003, 10:39 AM

Pointless? No one said all of our threads had to be gay and Brit'sh so you would be entertained....

Is this a new rule instituted duing my hiatus?

04-02-2003, 11:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Who holds the record? Which person in the martial arts holds the longest, most elaborate contiguous title? Bonus points for the least amount of times the word 'master' is used. Spanky

04-02-2003, 01:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cain Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 388 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hmm can we use old, old, old records too? like samson? or is gladiators the farthest back we go? __________________ any given fighter can beat any given fighter on any given day.. so.. what are you waiting for Rickson, I'm here..

04-02-2003, 02:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cain Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 388 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	list * rickson gracie (he just have to come on the list:P) * samson (fighting lions and whole platoons with his bare hands? ofcourse * the guy beating helio gracie in the challengefight (i never remember his name) * a couple of chinese martial artists, undefeated in no-rules combat/challengefights for 10-15 years each. i never remember styles or names... __________________ any given fighter can beat any given fighter on any given day.. so.. what are you waiting for Rickson, I'm here..

04-02-2003, 02:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cain Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 388 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Masahiko Kimura Masahiko Kimura __________________ any given fighter can beat any given fighter on any given day.. so.. what are you waiting for Rickson, I'm here..

04-02-2003, 02:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cain Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 388 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	carlson gracie carlson gracie __________________ any given fighter can beat any given fighter on any given day.. so.. what are you waiting for Rickson, I'm here..

04-02-2003, 11:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Whomever finds the winning entry I will send you as your prize a sew on patch from my school and an autographed 8x10 glossy of yours truly. It's not much, but it's all I got.

04-02-2003, 01:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Knock yourself out. But it has to be legit and verifiable.

04-02-2003, 01:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,573 Groans: 1 Groaned at 5 Times in 5 Posts	You guys are hillarious! Can you post the results for the top 10?

04-02-2003, 02:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	No, I am not talking about win loss records. I am asking who holds the record for having the longest title when someone refers to them in speech or print. For example: Dr. Glenn J Morris PH.D., M.A., B.A., Soke Hoshinroshiryu Kudan Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu Hanshi European Samurai Jujitsu Oshihan Bunbu Ichi Zendo Budo Bugei Remmei Rokudan Nihon Karate Jujutsu Kyoshi Yi Tsung Fighting Society Sifu Taotien Wei Shen Chi Kung Shodan Nihon Karate Jujutsu

04-02-2003, 02:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cain Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 388 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	ahh, there we go:P visehøyesterettsjustitiariussækretær <-- beat that! __________________ any given fighter can beat any given fighter on any given day.. so.. what are you waiting for Rickson, I'm here..

04-02-2003, 05:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I don't know any. But I do know what would get my vote for the most pointless thread........

04-03-2003, 08:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
platinum_angel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: heaven and hell Posts: 714 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	you shiz....... do i win __________________ In order to experience true peace you must first overcome true hardship. remember the wind, for it flows through all of us. I like smeg-ma chips. for all those who i offend............i don't give a shit

04-03-2003, 10:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You are correct, there are many titles in my example. They are not put together to form one long winded one.

04-03-2003, 10:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Pointless? No one said all of our threads had to be gay and Brit'sh so you would be entertained.... Is this a new rule instituted duing my hiatus?

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