The Ultimate in Martial Arts

MrPoopy · 04-06-2003, 01:09 AM

www.earnablackbeltonline.com

JaredExtreme · 04-06-2003, 03:13 AM

LOL, Oh wow...

aseepish · 04-07-2003, 01:21 AM

Wow! Now I can finally get my black belt AND marry a woman from Russia! This is the best site ever.

Alhadis · 04-07-2003, 06:51 AM

They're kidding, right? Earning a blackbelt online??

Pfh!

Hey, while we're at it, let's all learn sorcery!

Toudiyama · 04-07-2003, 07:57 AM

Because I wanted to know more about this I enrolled for the free black belt, you have to send videos to them anda weekly email stating what and how long you trained
The catch lies in the fact that you have to wear their uniform and pay 50$ per exam so what FREE Black Belt?
On top of that the videos they allowed me to see sometimes even do not work, and the form I ssaw for Hapkido form1 showed a guy doing the most ugly roundhouse kick I ever saw( unless it was suppose to be a sidekick, in that case the most ugly sidekick)

Hulk · 04-07-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toudiyama
Because I wanted to know more about this I enrolled for the free black belt, you have to send videos to them anda weekly email stating what and how long you trained
The catch lies in the fact that you have to wear their uniform and pay 50$ per exam so what FREE Black Belt?
On top of that the videos they allowed me to see sometimes even do not work, and the form I ssaw for Hapkido form1 showed a guy doing the most ugly roundhouse kick I ever saw( unless it was suppose to be a sidekick, in that case the most ugly sidekick)

lol

Szczepankiewicz · 04-07-2003, 11:31 AM

This isn't sad, it's real. This is where I learned my martial skills and I am licensed to teach from these folks. It's really not that expensive compared to strip mall studios!

You should sign up!

Spanky

midn1ght · 04-08-2003, 04:46 AM

Spanky also offers a free black-belt over the phone it a 0900 number call cost $1.90 a min so sign up now be a black belt by friday

Szczepankiewicz · 04-08-2003, 11:52 AM

The $1.90 a minute rate is only for special customers. Average Johns have to pay the normal rate of $3.99 per minute.

Each Black Belt Test is different. For Midnight, he had to send in a video of him demonstrating a list of techniques.... with his cousin as his training partner.

Each test is different.

Buy now while supplies last!

Spanky

Typhoon · 04-08-2003, 12:27 PM

I hope you peopel realize that a belt has no meaning, a green belt may be just as good as a black belt or better. Belts show your knowledge of the art not how well you fight

Szczepankiewicz · 04-08-2003, 12:41 PM

Nope.

A black belt reigns supreme!

Since I got my black belt I've never lost a fight!

04-08-2003, 12:42 PM

Being a fat bastard I wear black braces. Does that count?

Szczepankiewicz · 04-08-2003, 12:47 PM

Shutup Bitty!

I'm already going to whup yer ass with my black belt. How much abuse do you want to bring upon your shoulders chump??

Black Braces? In which picture that you sent me are you wearing those?

04-08-2003, 01:12 PM

You can't see the braces in it. Its the one where I have no other clothes on, turned away from the camera and then bent opver to touch my toes.

The one that you keep under your pillow........

Szczepankiewicz · 04-08-2003, 03:03 PM

Oh, it's that one....

Yes, it is under my pillow.

Laminated.

You are a sick, sick wanker.

04-06-2003, 01:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
MrPoopy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ks Posts: 782 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	This is sad www.earnablackbeltonline.com __________________ MrPoopy

04-06-2003, 03:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
JaredExtreme Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL, Oh wow... __________________ "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

04-07-2003, 01:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
aseepish Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: British Columbia Posts: 1,758 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wow! Now I can finally get my black belt AND marry a woman from Russia! This is the best site ever. __________________ "It was about that time I realized that searching was my symbol, the emblem of those who go out at night with nothing in mind, the motives of a destroyer of compasses." -Cortázar

04-07-2003, 06:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
Alhadis Novice Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 13 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: This is sad They're kidding, right? Earning a blackbelt online?? Pfh! Hey, while we're at it, let's all learn sorcery!

04-08-2003, 04:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
midn1ght Novice Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Spanky also offers a free black-belt over the phone it a 0900 number call cost $1.90 a min so sign up now be a black belt by friday __________________ let him fall were he wants to

04-07-2003, 07:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
Toudiyama Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Zaandam Netherlands Posts: 231 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Because I wanted to know more about this I enrolled for the free black belt, you have to send videos to them anda weekly email stating what and how long you trained The catch lies in the fact that you have to wear their uniform and pay 50$ per exam so what FREE Black Belt? On top of that the videos they allowed me to see sometimes even do not work, and the form I ssaw for Hapkido form1 showed a guy doing the most ugly roundhouse kick I ever saw( unless it was suppose to be a sidekick, in that case the most ugly sidekick)

04-07-2003, 11:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	This isn't sad, it's real. This is where I learned my martial skills and I am licensed to teach from these folks. It's really not that expensive compared to strip mall studios! You should sign up! Spanky

04-08-2003, 11:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The $1.90 a minute rate is only for special customers. Average Johns have to pay the normal rate of $3.99 per minute. Each Black Belt Test is different. For Midnight, he had to send in a video of him demonstrating a list of techniques.... with his cousin as his training partner. Each test is different. Buy now while supplies last! Spanky

04-08-2003, 12:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Typhoon Novice Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 66 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I hope you peopel realize that a belt has no meaning, a green belt may be just as good as a black belt or better. Belts show your knowledge of the art not how well you fight

04-08-2003, 12:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nope. A black belt reigns supreme! Since I got my black belt I've never lost a fight!

04-08-2003, 12:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Being a fat bastard I wear black braces. Does that count?

04-08-2003, 12:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Shutup Bitty! I'm already going to whup yer ass with my black belt. How much abuse do you want to bring upon your shoulders chump?? Black Braces? In which picture that you sent me are you wearing those?

04-08-2003, 01:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	You can't see the braces in it. Its the one where I have no other clothes on, turned away from the camera and then bent opver to touch my toes. The one that you keep under your pillow........

04-08-2003, 03:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oh, it's that one.... Yes, it is under my pillow. Laminated. You are a sick, sick wanker.

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