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| Resident Groaner | not sure bird shit is capable of it
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especially the last bit ! another variation of "bird-boy". whats his pet called? .............bird-dog ! whats his house called? .........bird cage ! whats his girlfriend called? .....see the first answer ! whats it called when he is with Rita? ........birds of a feather! Where's he spent most of his youth? ..........doing bird ! Whats his favourite tv programmes? Birds of a feather, and Budgie(remember that one?). Ah we shouldnt mock the sick ! ..........An " ill-eagle" his favourite desert?......Birds angel delight ! Gotta go now, want to watch Bird-boys favourite tv cartoon, "catch the pigeon" and woody woodpecker ! Oh and what he'll become when he finds out his akido doesnt work................he'd become "road-runner"....mit-mit ! | |
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| Resident Groaner | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THats funny man. Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brits obviously Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol ghost. I had to stop in the end but there are quite a few others. I'll do the questions you do the answers, where does bird boy wash?......... What did his teacher used to call him? what do his gender friends say to him about their choice of sexual partner? | |
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| Resident Groaner | I'll do the questions you do the answers, where does bird boy wash?......... IN A BIRD BATH AHAHAHA What did his teacher used to call him? BIRD BRAIN AHAHAHA what do his gender friends say to him about their choice of sexual partner? WE DONT SHAG BIRDS BUT IN YOUR CASE....
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Fullcircle, you sound like a great laugh ! Your name suggests that you like to..... "WIDEN-THE-CIRCLE-OF-YOUR-FRIENDS" literally.......think about it....! If you get my meaning ? Have you taken a shine to bird-boy? Like i say "birds of a feather stick togeather! lol | |
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| Registered User | I'm glad everyone is having fun with the bird jokes. Falcon does have a meaning though. I served in the 325th division of the U.S. Army and I would appreciate if you quit with the jokes cuz I don't remember any of you out there in the feild with me. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Congrats. I'm not saying this in any demeaning tone, but the few soldiers that I have known in my time were pretty cool dudes. They don't actively talk about their service, especially if they were in the seal teams or other spec. forces. |
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ghost LOL I was gonna say For the last one, what do his gender friends say about their choice of sexual partner?..................God, I've forgotten what I was gonna write !.................oh yeah............... ......A bird in the"hand", is worth two in their "bush" ! ACTUALLY I LIKE YOUR ANSWER BETTER! And whats he called when he gets al religeous ? Bird-of-pray ! | |
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You cant deny it, Tom Yum's answer was a daisy cutter ! A real explosive reply. Falcon, a sence of humour helps when you visit this forum and in life in general, even self defence, believe it or not. By the way sergent falcon, is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just please to see "full circle" ? | |
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