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Old 11-14-2000, 05:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If there was one animal you wouldn't wanna face over all others, who would it be. Mine is a killer whale or a great white shark. I mean, there's no where to go. I would just try to gouge it's eyes out. After that I would say a grizzly bear. I would just go all out and try for a KO.
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Old 11-14-2000, 10:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Underdog, he said just one animal!

I thought I would make a quick list of animals that would kill a human in one on one: lion, tiger, leopard, venemous snakes, some bears, some primates, many creatures in the sea, elephant, hippo, croc and gator, few poisonous insects or arachnids...I guess this could go on a while.
The one animal I'd never want to fight would be a cassuary. They are a huge Australian ground bird that are very unpredictable and dangerous. However, there is an out, they are respecful of UFC rules and do not trample upon fallen opponents for some wierd reason.
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I would heelhook all of them animals... except the snakes and fishies!!!
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Great White Shark


I saw one up close and personal once. My worst nightmare.

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Old 11-14-2000, 04:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Don't bother with their eyes. They're practically blind. They navigate by sense of smell.

Instead of fighting, spend your remaining moments making your peace with the God you have spurned.

There are no atheists in shark attacks, my friend.

Unless you count the shark.

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OK, Quick story and then back to work. Years ago when I was a kid I was tending for an urchin diver. We were working various locations off the Channel Islands. We would work for 4 or five hours, surf for a couple and then take the load back and off it to Japanese brokers.

We were working in a specific area that was loaded with urchins and close to an excellent surf break. A Great White started cruising through the area on a regular basis, which was a drag because you had to get out of the water. No water no money. The guy I was working for was a crazy mother ****er. Urchin divers are kind of like oil field roughnecks only crazier. They are their own bosses for a good reason. No one would touch most of them. The guy I was working with would start snorting lines off the compass about 4:00 am when we left the harbor. From there it was the bong, and finally, he’d cap it off with a few shots of tequila before he went over the side.

So anyway, someone spots the shark and everybody bails out of the water. My guy is sitting there massively pissed (this has been going on day after day) and he decides to do something about it. He pulls out a bang stick he had made in his machine shop, loads it with double 00 buck, has a couple of shots and goes over the side.

We have observed this shark enough to know he seems to have a regular route as he patrols his turf. My guy goes down to the bottom and hides behind a rock and waits for the shark to cruise by. He does and my man goes over and hits him with the bang stick and…… nothing. He said it was like the shark didn’t even know he was there. There was no reaction from the shark. What’s worse it was like there was no penetration by the buck shot. He said the thing just seemed to spread out and the concussion blew his mask off his face.

Think about that. A point blank shot with double 00 buck and the thing doesn’t even react. He did a pass by the boat, which if I remember correctly was a 25’ Radden. I was scared shitless sitting in the boat. The thing made the boat look small.
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Whitetail deer kill more people in North America than any other wild animal.
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NOTHING, I mean NOTHING is worse than the wrath of a WOMAN. Think about the times your gf beat on you and more importantly, think of how many times MOMMMA whooped you!
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THE MACHINE........I've heard he is a right animal.
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A lion. Nobody w/ bare hands would stand a chance against a lion.

The most dangerous animal is one that is agile, strong and deadly.

Snakes: Anyone can outrun a snake. Not so much 'cause snakes are slow, but they're too stupid to come chasing after you. Unprovoked, snakes don't attack humans.

Women: Just toss 'em a credit card

Sharks: Usually they don't attack humans either

Mike Tyson: We're talking a real fight here, not boxing

A hungry lion on the other hand spells doomsday.



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