if you could

[falcon3624]

Originally posted by RobertG


Come on Falcon, you know its not nice to go beat up girls.

Tell me about it. I wish him and his gf was older though. Then I could tap him out and nail his old lady......Jodie....where are you?

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by Bjjexpertise@be
hey i weigh 135, only 15 pounds more

guess why I put down 120

[Kleyman97]

This seems like an interesting post so I'm gonna go for it.

First of all: Bruce Lee vs. ANYBODY, Bruce Lee will win. Come on, we all know that this guy was a f***** prodigy!

Second: On Gene LeBell's website, he and Bruce Lee were not sparring, he came up behind him, grabbed him, and put him in a fireman carry.

Third: The best fight ever would be the founder of Southern Shaolin versus the founder of Northern Shaolin, because that would be not only a grudge match, but the best show I could hope to ever watch.

Fourth: Gene Lebell versus any Gracie, even Carlos or Helio, Mr. LeBell would win. I have never known him nor seen him in real life, but if so many UNDEFEATED martial artists are humbled at the mention of his name, he is nothing short of the best (in ground fighting).

Fifth: I wouldn't mind taking on anybody in BJJ that weighs around 110 pounds (I'm 14 and weigh around 90)

[falcon3624]

That's good Kleyman.......have you ever fought anyone that takes BJJ? Have you ever taken it yourself?

Rickson Gracie has had over 400 fights and has never been beaten. I highly doubt that an aging Lebel could take Rickson who is much stronger, faster, and probably better on the ground.

They say that Rickson is the most perfect example of JJ that you will ever find.

[ewod]

Originally posted by Ghost
ME VS EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM AT THE SAME TIME.
Naaa thats tooo easy

you mean thats too hard...

[ewod]

Originally posted by falcon3624
That's good Kleyman.......have you ever fought anyone that takes BJJ? Have you ever taken it yourself?

Rickson Gracie has had over 400 fights and has never been beaten. I highly doubt that an aging Lebel could take Rickson who is much stronger, faster, and probably better on the ground.

They say that Rickson is the most perfect example of JJ that you will ever find.

about lebell in his prime?

[Kleyman97]

Yeah, I have and am taking BJJ under a Mr. Aldo Nishkam who is in direct linage from the Gracies (under Joe Moreira). And I have fought a lot of people that take BJJ and none of them could get me to the ground (courtesy of Wing Chun, and if they got too close the Kidney meridian of Dim Mak).

[falcon3624]

Well I take BJJ as well. My instructor recieved his black belt in Brazil and came to the states to study under Rickson. He has a purple belt under Rickson Gracie. I don't know how the people are in your class, but if they can't take you down then they must be horrible grapplers.

If you think WC is going to help you against BJJ you are friggin' nuts. I would have you on the ground in about 5 seconds and I would have you tapped at the 10 second mark........and I'm not the best in my class.

[Grape_Ape]

Originally posted by Kleyman97
Yeah, I have and am taking BJJ under a Mr. Aldo Nishkam who is in direct linage from the Gracies (under Joe Moreira). And I have fought a lot of people that take BJJ and none of them could get me to the ground (courtesy of Wing Chun, and if they got too close the Kidney meridian of Dim Mak).

HOLY CRAP!! Did you actually say Dim Mak? That just sets off all the BS alarms right there.

[Tom Yum]

Ok as I posted way way long time ago:

Tong Po vs. Ralph Macchio
Mr. Miyagi vs. Jackson (from Blood Sport)
Sarah Connor vs. Tonya Harding
Terminator (T-1000) and Predator vs. The Hulk
Steven Segal vs Tank Abbot

and last but not least...

Spanky wearing a duck shaped flotation device vs. two topless Hooter girls in a KY Jelly pit.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Grape_Ape


HOLY CRAP!! Did you actually say Dim Mak? That just sets off all the BS alarms right there.

He's right, set of a BS alarm and everyone will atempt to chase you off the forum.

Don't say that aikido is useful
Say that MT always has the best kicks in any situation
DO NOT MENTION DIM MAK OR CHI!!!
And don't post pictures of yourself doing the splits then claim to be an expert in weight lifting when you've got a 110lb bench press and the guy you're insulting has a 300 and something lbbench.

[Kleyman97]

Uhhh don't set off a BS alarm? Last time I checked I didn't, apparently this forum is reserved only for those to discuss the external martial arts. Dim Mak has been PROVEN, I have used it, it has WORKED. If you do not believe in Chi then you have never taken a Chinese art. And if you have taken a Chinese art and you still think Chi is a myth, then you do not deserve to practice it. I have seen Chi, I have seen a fat 85 year old Ba Gua practitioner literally DISABLE a healthy 20 year old. I am only 14 and I already know a little Dim Mak, (kidney and galbladder meridians), and I have seen both work (ranging from making the opponent pass out to making him urinate blood the next morning).

Do not tell me there is no such thing as Chi or Dim Mak, I have seen and used both.

Adios

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Kleyman97
Uhhh don't set off a BS alarm? Last time I checked I didn't, apparently this forum is reserved only for those to discuss the external martial arts. Dim Mak has been PROVEN, I have used it, it has WORKED. If you do not believe in Chi then you have never taken a Chinese art. And if you have taken a Chinese art and you still think Chi is a myth, then you do not deserve to practice it. I have seen Chi, I have seen a fat 85 year old Ba Gua practitioner literally DISABLE a healthy 20 year old. I am only 14 and I already know a little Dim Mak, (kidney and galbladder meridians), and I have seen both work (ranging from making the opponent pass out to making him urinate blood the next morning).

Do not tell me there is no such thing as Chi or Dim Mak, I have seen and used both.

Adios

Wow you are brave. They won't stand for that. Goodbye.

[Kleyman97]

Originally posted by falcon3624
If you think WC is going to help you against BJJ you are friggin' nuts. I would have you on the ground in about 5 seconds and I would have you tapped at the 10 second mark........and I'm not the best in my class.

Ok, here it is:

I did not fight the people in my class but rather a real street fight. (We got into an arguement about BJJ against other MA). This guy could NOT get close to me because the second he tried I kicked him once in the neck and then kneed him in the face. Do not tell me that BJJ is the most effective MA, there is NO best martial art. All the hype that BJJ is the best and has beaten all other styles is BS: It has only beaten the exponents of other styles. Any true MA practitioner will not talk crap and will not get into a fight if he can avoid it, but most of all he will NOT go to a tournament. Those matters are contests of the ego and nothing more. Sorry if I'm offending anyone, I'm just trying to voice an opinion like everyone else.

[falcon3624]

Originally posted by falcon3624
If you think WC is going to help you against BJJ you are friggin' nuts. I would have you on the ground in about 5 seconds and I would have you tapped at the 10 second mark........and I'm not the best in my class.

I quoted myself because you must have obviously missed it.

Dim Mak is a bunch of old school bull just like chi. Where are the guys who know how to do this when it comes time for UFC and Pride? The fact of the matter is that if you can fight with some BJJ guys and take them out and then can't even touch you, you need to quit going to the childrens class and step up to the adults class.