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    Get your tickets now!

    Originally posted by Tom Yum
    Ok as I posted way way long time ago:

    Tong Po vs. Ralph Macchio
    Mr. Miyagi vs. Jackson (from Blood Sport)
    Sarah Connor vs. Tonya Harding
    Terminator (T-1000) and Predator vs. The Hulk
    Steven Segal vs Tank Abbot

    and last but not least...

    Spanky wearing a duck shaped flotation device vs. two topless Hooter girls in a KY Jelly pit.

    You set it up and I'm all over it!

    That was some funny shite man!

    Spanky
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    Tong Po vs. Ralph Macchio!! LOL!!!! (no drum technique allowed)
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    So spanky, how soon are you going to jump into their guard?
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    He wouldn't know what to do in there.........
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    Tom Yum

    This is an intriguing proposal, to say the least.

    Even more interesting than the planned Duel to the Death between Corporal Nipplesworth and Szczepankiewicz the Out-of-Shape on Pay-Per-View.

    Hell, this may even outsell my Ninja No Holds Barred frackas with Ashida Kim-So-Full-Of-Shit


    Please drop me an email to discuss this and other interests.

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    He wouldn't know what to do in there

    Well sir, that is why you'd have to be my corner man.

    I need ya amigo! This is going to be the toughest battle of my life!
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    And so a new martial art is born - Viagrado
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    As co founders, do we automatically get 10th Dan????

    I wonder if Hooters(tm) is interested in becoming our sponsor?

    Or perhaps KY?

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    ...and the bell sounds off, Spanky in mid ring being clinched heavily by the fierce but topless hooters girls!! Will he get the north-south judo pin when it goes to the ground or will he be forced into the mount from his soppy opponents!!
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    We interrupt this broadcast...

    If I fail to respond after this weekend, it will be because the wife saw this thread.....

    If so, I officially bequeath my Dogs of War.net Rash Guard to Mr. Poopy. It's almost big enough to fit him....


    Now back to the action...
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    I don't think Spanky jumping into the guard will be the problem. I beleve once Spanky is in the guard, the question is, will he pass the guard. Will he set himself up to be triangled by the hooter's girl. Those are the questions that need to be answered.
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    lol Szczepankiewicz
    I see myself standing before my enemy,
    He attacks,
    But By then I am already safely behind him.
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