The Ultimate in Martial Arts

bjj4life. · 08-02-2003, 09:03 PM

Hi everyone, this is my first time at this forum, I also post on sherdog, mmaweekly and mma.tv. I am a bjj practitioner and I hope to be the first openly gay champion in the UFC.
My favourite fighters are Royce Gracie (my boyfriends name is Royce pronounced with the R) and Jens Pulver, I sure hope jens can come back from his form slump, he is a gorgeous fighter.
Anyways I just wanted to introduce myself to you all and I look forward to some good mma discussion.

P.S Don't rag on me coz I like guys

gracilva · 08-02-2003, 09:11 PM

welcome to the forum, im new here myself so i hope to learn heaps.you being gay is irrelevent since we wont be having sex here, lol, just swapping ideas on best fighting methods etc
cheers

Mr. Heel Hook · 08-02-2003, 09:37 PM

Welcome to the forum!

bjj4life. · 08-02-2003, 10:17 PM

Thanks guys, I wanted to mention my sexuality for two reasons.

1) I pretended I was straight on another forum and someone I know came on and pposted the truth, it was very upsetting.

2)Just wantewd to get it out there and say it first so no one can try and use it against me as a weapon.

Mr. Heel Hook · 08-02-2003, 10:26 PM

Dood, it's cool. We are all adults here.

bjj4life. · 08-02-2003, 11:08 PM

Thanks friend, I am glad this place doesnt ban me for being gay, I got banned from mma.tv once when I admitted it, kirik let me back, I now post there as bjj4lifeisback, anyone else post at mma.tv or sherdog?

Mr. Heel Hook · 08-03-2003, 01:06 AM

I don't really care for sherdog, everyone is wicked arrogant.

bjj4life. · 08-03-2003, 01:10 AM

Yes I got banned from Sherdog, I stalked peoples threads who mocked me for being ga. mma.tv is cool though, they accept me.

bjj4life. · 08-04-2003, 03:54 AM

I got in trouble today at bjj practice, I was rolling with my coach and he had nice cologne on, I began to get quite aroused , especially when he farted, that is like mating scent to a homosexual, I went to get him in a rear naked and I guess he could feel my boner in his back and soft breath on his neck, he jumped up screaming and told me to leave, training is training he said, there should be nothing sexual about it, damn him for being so sexy.

**Thai Bri** · 08-04-2003, 04:04 AM

Well well well. Roy Gaflaer is back with us! Welcome back boner boy.

Ghost · 08-04-2003, 08:41 AM

You say someone told them you were gay.

Yeah must have been someone else, theyd never have guessed.

falcon3624 · 08-04-2003, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by bjj4life.
I got in trouble today at bjj practice, I was rolling with my coach and he had nice cologne on, I began to get quite aroused , especially when he farted, that is like mating scent to a homosexual, I went to get him in a rear naked and I guess he could feel my boner in his back and soft breath on his neck, he jumped up screaming and told me to leave, training is training he said, there should be nothing sexual about it, damn him for being so sexy.

First off, beside that being very disgusting it is inapropriate. If I had a good looking woman coach I would not be sticking my boner in her back. You have to look at what you are doing and really think about if you are there to learn BJJ or to get a BJ......I wouldn't worry about it though cuz he threw you out that day. If it would have been me I would have probably kicked your ass.

Ghost · 08-04-2003, 10:14 AM

Hey Bi Bri i didnt know your boyfriend was on here too.

Cant you keep your wierd sh*t away from here.

We dont want to hear about your DICKINASS moves here.

BadgerFu57 · 08-04-2003, 10:51 AM

I used to believe once, that people kept their sex lives to themselves and tried to be chaste and appropriate in public regardless of orientation. Damn hippies ruined it for all of us.

BadgerFu57 · 08-04-2003, 10:55 AM

How could he feel your *erm*, boner, if you were wearing a cup. You know, a cheap cup will make people a lot more comfortable and protect vital areas. I think were a straight male to do the same to a female, the reaction would be much the same. Knowing some of the females that I do know who practice MA, it would more likely end up with a knee to the groin. Considering you probably weren't wearing a cup, that would really hurt.

08-02-2003, 09:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
bjj4life. Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hi everyone! Hi everyone, this is my first time at this forum, I also post on sherdog, mmaweekly and mma.tv. I am a bjj practitioner and I hope to be the first openly gay champion in the UFC. My favourite fighters are Royce Gracie (my boyfriends name is Royce pronounced with the R) and Jens Pulver, I sure hope jens can come back from his form slump, he is a gorgeous fighter. Anyways I just wanted to introduce myself to you all and I look forward to some good mma discussion. P.S Don't rag on me coz I like guys

08-02-2003, 09:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
gracilva Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 296 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hi welcome to the forum, im new here myself so i hope to learn heaps.you being gay is irrelevent since we wont be having sex here, lol, just swapping ideas on best fighting methods etc cheers __________________ peace.....for now

08-02-2003, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Heel Hook Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Pepperell MA Posts: 441 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Welcome to the forum! __________________ "A deer admires a lion. But all the members of our family are lions. So it doesn't matter which lion I admire. " -Rener Gracie-

08-02-2003, 10:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Heel Hook Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Pepperell MA Posts: 441 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dood, it's cool. We are all adults here. __________________ "A deer admires a lion. But all the members of our family are lions. So it doesn't matter which lion I admire. " -Rener Gracie-

08-03-2003, 01:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Heel Hook Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Pepperell MA Posts: 441 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't really care for sherdog, everyone is wicked arrogant. __________________ "A deer admires a lion. But all the members of our family are lions. So it doesn't matter which lion I admire. " -Rener Gracie-

08-02-2003, 10:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
bjj4life. Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thanks guys, I wanted to mention my sexuality for two reasons. 1) I pretended I was straight on another forum and someone I know came on and pposted the truth, it was very upsetting. 2)Just wantewd to get it out there and say it first so no one can try and use it against me as a weapon.

08-02-2003, 11:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
bjj4life. Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thanks friend, I am glad this place doesnt ban me for being gay, I got banned from mma.tv once when I admitted it, kirik let me back, I now post there as bjj4lifeisback, anyone else post at mma.tv or sherdog?

08-03-2003, 01:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
bjj4life. Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yes I got banned from Sherdog, I stalked peoples threads who mocked me for being ga. mma.tv is cool though, they accept me.

08-04-2003, 03:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
bjj4life. Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I got in trouble today at bjj practice, I was rolling with my coach and he had nice cologne on, I began to get quite aroused , especially when he farted, that is like mating scent to a homosexual, I went to get him in a rear naked and I guess he could feel my boner in his back and soft breath on his neck, he jumped up screaming and told me to leave, training is training he said, there should be nothing sexual about it, damn him for being so sexy.

08-04-2003, 04:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,413 Groans: 1 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Well well well. Roy Gaflaer is back with us! Welcome back boner boy.

08-04-2003, 10:51 AM	#14 (permalink)
BadgerFu57 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 437 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I used to believe once, that people kept their sex lives to themselves and tried to be chaste and appropriate in public regardless of orientation. Damn hippies ruined it for all of us. __________________ Kodoku So Tsuyoya Ni Kaete

08-04-2003, 10:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
BadgerFu57 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 437 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Groin Protector How could he feel your erm, boner, if you were wearing a cup. You know, a cheap cup will make people a lot more comfortable and protect vital areas. I think were a straight male to do the same to a female, the reaction would be much the same. Knowing some of the females that I do know who practice MA, it would more likely end up with a knee to the groin. Considering you probably weren't wearing a cup, that would really hurt. __________________ Kodoku So Tsuyoya Ni Kaete

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