The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Tom Yum · 08-21-2003, 01:53 AM

Well, so far elbows and knees seemed effective against bears, now punching and judo.

"MATSUMOTO, Nagano -- A man used a judo throw to scare off a bear that attacked him while he was picking mushrooms on a Nagano Prefecture mountain Monday afternoon, police said Tuesday.

At around 3:50 p.m., Keiichi Yamaguchi, 63, a resident of Matsuda, Kanagawa Prefecture, was picking mushrooms on a mountain in Omachi, Nagano Prefecture, when an Asiatic black bear suddenly attacked him, police said.

The bear bit Yamaguchi on the hand and left thigh and he responded by hitting it on the nose and in the stomach. When he used a judo technique to hurl the bear, it ran away from the scene. The bear was about 170 centimeters long, police said.

Yamaguchi said his injuries are not serious, but he intends to receive medical treatment at a local hospital. (Compiled from Mainichi and wire reports, Japan, Aug. 19, 2003)"

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20030...dm003000c.html

**Thai Bri** · 08-21-2003, 03:58 AM

I wanna walk like you! Talk like you!

Ooo Ooo Be Doo!

shasan · 08-21-2003, 01:27 PM

LOL,

I think judo is a bear necessity.

**Thai Bri** · 08-22-2003, 03:45 AM

I can't bear jokes like that.

shasan · 08-22-2003, 11:13 AM

I'm glad he spared us the grizzly details.

JaredExtreme · 08-24-2003, 07:22 PM

Well, I guess judo DOES have some barely useful techniques !

RebelFury · 08-24-2003, 11:53 PM

I bet I could take that man in a bear knuckle NHB match.

MrPoopy · 08-25-2003, 12:43 AM

I wonder if he would have still been able to do it had he not been eating magic mushrooms?

"MATSUMOTO, Nagano -- After eating a magic mushroom and doubling in size, Yamaguchi jumped on the bears head and made a large coin pop out it's ass. The bear, terrirfied and confused, ran for it's life."

shasan · 08-25-2003, 12:47 AM

hehe,

"In a completely unrelated story, Rosie O'Donnel was robbed of a coin today..."

Lizard · 08-25-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPoopy
I wonder if he would have still been able to do it had he not been eating magic mushrooms?

"MATSUMOTO, Nagano -- After eating a magic mushroom and doubling in size, Yamaguchi jumped on the bears head and made a large coin pop out it's ass. The bear, terrirfied and confused, ran for it's life."

LOL. Now that made me laugh. Good one poopy.

Yesterday I had a game of scrabble with some relatives. The highest scoring word was "KillInMidPoopy". Needless to say we weren't very strict with the rules...

Akuma Kage · 08-25-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shasan
hehe,

"In a completely unrelated story, Rosie O'Donnel was robbed of a coin today..."

I'm willing to bet that the grief was more than she could bear...she was probably going to use it on a gumball machine...poor, poor muff diver...

Patrick · 08-25-2003, 09:00 PM

Did the bear make it off with his basket. Did he leave the fellow with a BooBoo?

kevin green · 08-27-2003, 06:49 PM

Some of these Sport shows used to have defanged and declawed bears that would fight people from the audience.
My Judo coach said he saw another judo guy accept the challenge.I guess the bears have such a low center of gravity that its almost impossible to throw them. Anyway the bear like instantly sat on him holding him down by sitting on the guys face . The guy was suffacating so a bunch of people tried to pull the bear off but the bear started rubbing his anus on the guys face. I guess when they finally got the bear off the guy he stood up his face was all wet and glistening and he was gagging and throwing up.

Patrick · 08-27-2003, 07:35 PM

Too funny!

Tom Yum · 08-27-2003, 08:55 PM

.....and that guys name was Kevin Green, who is embarassed to bow after receiving bear ass.

I saw a guy smack a bear around for about 2 minutes on Max-Ex. The guy was saved by the bell as the trainers came in with poles and such.

08-21-2003, 01:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,573 Groans: 1 Groaned at 5 Times in 5 Posts	Judo vs. Bear Well, so far elbows and knees seemed effective against bears, now punching and judo. "MATSUMOTO, Nagano -- A man used a judo throw to scare off a bear that attacked him while he was picking mushrooms on a Nagano Prefecture mountain Monday afternoon, police said Tuesday. At around 3:50 p.m., Keiichi Yamaguchi, 63, a resident of Matsuda, Kanagawa Prefecture, was picking mushrooms on a mountain in Omachi, Nagano Prefecture, when an Asiatic black bear suddenly attacked him, police said. The bear bit Yamaguchi on the hand and left thigh and he responded by hitting it on the nose and in the stomach. When he used a judo technique to hurl the bear, it ran away from the scene. The bear was about 170 centimeters long, police said. Yamaguchi said his injuries are not serious, but he intends to receive medical treatment at a local hospital. (Compiled from Mainichi and wire reports, Japan, Aug. 19, 2003)" http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20030...dm003000c.html

08-21-2003, 01:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
shasan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 223 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL, I think judo is a bear necessity. __________________ ------------ I hate it when people quote themselves in their sigs. - shasan.

08-22-2003, 11:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
shasan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 223 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm glad he spared us the grizzly details. __________________ ------------ I hate it when people quote themselves in their sigs. - shasan.

08-24-2003, 07:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
JaredExtreme Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well, I guess judo DOES have some barely useful techniques ! __________________ "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

08-24-2003, 11:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
RebelFury Novice Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London Ontario Canada Posts: 52 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I bet I could take that man in a bear knuckle NHB match. __________________ __________ Live every day like it was your last, at least one day you'll be right.

08-21-2003, 03:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,413 Groans: 1 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	I wanna walk like you! Talk like you! Ooo Ooo Be Doo!

08-22-2003, 03:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,413 Groans: 1 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	I can't bear jokes like that.

08-25-2003, 12:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
MrPoopy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ks Posts: 782 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I wonder if he would have still been able to do it had he not been eating magic mushrooms? "MATSUMOTO, Nagano -- After eating a magic mushroom and doubling in size, Yamaguchi jumped on the bears head and made a large coin pop out it's ass. The bear, terrirfied and confused, ran for it's life." __________________ MrPoopy

08-25-2003, 12:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
shasan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 223 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hehe, "In a completely unrelated story, Rosie O'Donnel was robbed of a coin today..." __________________ ------------ I hate it when people quote themselves in their sigs. - shasan.

08-25-2003, 09:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Patrick Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 23 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL! Did the bear make it off with his basket. Did he leave the fellow with a BooBoo?

08-27-2003, 06:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
kevin green Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: mpls minnesota Posts: 180 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Some of these Sport shows used to have defanged and declawed bears that would fight people from the audience. My Judo coach said he saw another judo guy accept the challenge.I guess the bears have such a low center of gravity that its almost impossible to throw them. Anyway the bear like instantly sat on him holding him down by sitting on the guys face . The guy was suffacating so a bunch of people tried to pull the bear off but the bear started rubbing his anus on the guys face. I guess when they finally got the bear off the guy he stood up his face was all wet and glistening and he was gagging and throwing up.

08-27-2003, 07:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
Patrick Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 23 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bear Ass! Too funny!

08-27-2003, 08:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,573 Groans: 1 Groaned at 5 Times in 5 Posts	.....and that guys name was Kevin Green, who is embarassed to bow after receiving bear ass. I saw a guy smack a bear around for about 2 minutes on Max-Ex. The guy was saved by the bell as the trainers came in with poles and such.

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