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Old 11-21-2000, 04:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I got my ass kicked in Amsterdam the other day. I was there on business and I was taking this back alley for a short cut, when suddenly a group of 16 year old white faygs wearing wooden shoes jumped me!
They tied me down and took turns tickeling my nether regions with colorful tulips until I cried "Unkle Hans"!
Then they made me smoke hishash and watch them touch each others buttocks with the tender touch that only a whit gay fayg from their land can do.
Luckily I escaped, but never again will I travel to the tough streets of that dangerous land!
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Old 11-21-2000, 04:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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YAWN, Please stop posting youre homoerotic fantasies


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Glad im not 16
Glad im not a faygo
Glad i'm not a white boy
Glad i'm not from amsterdam

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It's wrong to pay 16 year old boys to have sex whit you!
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Old 11-21-2000, 04:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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p.s you need help! it's not healty to be in love whit this guy!

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Old 11-21-2000, 04:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Is that a picture from your homeland?
Cool, can you put more up?
That looks just like the group of guys who mugged me!!!!!
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Old 11-21-2000, 05:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That happened to you too?

Thank God I'm not the only one!
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Old 11-22-2000, 12:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thumbs up I have no problem with Duchman
He may be mean to the rest of you guys and I've seen him say some stupid shit; but he's also pretty funny sometimes too.

Plus, I wish I lived in Amsterdam. Duchman, my friend said that they illegalized wonderful, wonderful Marijuana there. He's an idiot an all, but who knows really with you crazy Europeans. Is it true?
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Old 11-22-2000, 12:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Holy Molely! I too experience the feeling of having a wooden clog shoved up my ass!!

LOL, hey duch, u know its all good right?
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Old 11-22-2000, 04:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Legalized marijuana:

wasted days and nights.

Munchies during, in between and after.
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Old 11-22-2000, 06:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Marajuana is legal, and harder drugs will not send you to prison.
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Old 11-22-2000, 09:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ya how bout that. You can choose for yourself instead of some anal, religious right winger TELLING what you can and cant do. Wait isnt the USA the land of the free...
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Old 11-22-2000, 02:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Default DUCHMAN IS DA BOMB!!!
I just have to say, that this was just a joke topic, I think Duchman has said some of the funniest shit I have ever read on this forum!!!!!
Keep up the good work Duchman!!!!
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Old 11-22-2000, 07:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Marajuana is legal, and harder drugs will not send you to prison.
Wrong butthole. It is decrimilized. There's a difference.
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