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Old 10-04-2003, 09:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lets get it straight. Any tolerably average modern or ballet dancer would be better at most Karate or TKD schools than the instructor in a matter of days.

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Most high-school wrestlers would learn Brazilain Jiu-Jitsu and Judo quicker than the average fellow.

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Most Boxers would learn Muay Thai faster than the average fellow.

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Most football players can just take lots of hits to the head.

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All of the above could beat up a TKD/Karate instructor.

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Old 10-04-2003, 02:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Most bouncers in rough bars can beat up most angry drunks in most rough bars.

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Most angry drunks from rough bars can put the beat-down on most TKD/Karate instructors

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Gregimotis is fanning the coals, grinning, and waiting for this thread to turn into a BIG blaze.

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*spider sense tingling*

I sense much hate for karate and TKD in this thread, hehe
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Adult German cockroaches have a life expectancy of six months.

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An adult German cockroach could beat up most TKD instructors.

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Adult german cockroaches are pretty freakin' scary, even when Gregimotis is holding a stick.

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Gregimotis had a TKD instructor give him a black eye once for punching 'without control' (i.e.: making contact) during a 'sparring' class once years ago.

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German cockroaches may be a match for Gregimotis, but Gregimotis could beat that guy good today.

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And his stupid sparring class.

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