The Ultimate in Martial Arts

**Thai Bri** · 10-04-2003, 09:45 AM

Lets get it straight. Any tolerably average modern or ballet dancer would be better at most Karate or TKD schools than the instructor in a matter of days.

Fact.

JaredExtreme · 10-04-2003, 10:00 AM

Correct.

BadgerFu57 · 10-04-2003, 11:54 AM

Most high-school wrestlers would learn Brazilain Jiu-Jitsu and Judo quicker than the average fellow.

Fact.

Most Boxers would learn Muay Thai faster than the average fellow.

Fact.

Most football players can just take lots of hits to the head.

Fact.

All of the above could beat up a TKD/Karate instructor.

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**gregimotis** · 10-04-2003, 02:01 PM

Most bouncers in rough bars can beat up most angry drunks in most rough bars.

Fact

Most angry drunks from rough bars can put the beat-down on most TKD/Karate instructors

Fact

Gregimotis is fanning the coals, grinning, and waiting for this thread to turn into a BIG blaze.

Fact

MAfreak · 10-04-2003, 02:01 PM

*spider sense tingling*

I sense much hate for karate and TKD in this thread, hehe

c0bra · 10-04-2003, 02:11 PM

Adult German cockroaches have a life expectancy of six months.

Fact

An adult German cockroach could beat up most TKD instructors.

Fact

platinum_angel · 10-04-2003, 02:13 PM

every time you masterbate
a ninja chops the head off a kitten

fact

so, please think of the cats

**gregimotis** · 10-04-2003, 02:15 PM

Adult german cockroaches are pretty freakin' scary, even when Gregimotis is holding a stick.

Fact

jubaji · 10-04-2003, 02:16 PM

Ruthenium is one of the most effective hardeners for platinum and palladium, and is alloyed with these metals to make electrical contacts for severe wear resistance

fact

jubaji · 10-04-2003, 02:18 PM

7.8 cubic meter = 0.0078 cubic dekameter

fact

jubaji · 10-04-2003, 02:19 PM

John Adams was born on October 30, 1735, in Braintree, Massachusetts

fact

jubaji · 10-04-2003, 02:21 PM

On average, the male Asian elephant weighs 7,000-11000
pounds

fact

jubaji · 10-04-2003, 02:21 PM

I'm wasting time at work

fact

**gregimotis** · 10-04-2003, 02:30 PM

Gregimotis had a TKD instructor give him a black eye once for punching 'without control' (i.e.: making contact) during a 'sparring' class once years ago.

Fact

German cockroaches may be a match for Gregimotis, but Gregimotis could beat that guy good today.

Fact

And his stupid sparring class.

Fact

Lizard · 10-04-2003, 02:51 PM

So whens this thread getting deleted?

10-04-2003, 09:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,413 Groans: 1 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Black Belts Lets get it straight. Any tolerably average modern or ballet dancer would be better at most Karate or TKD schools than the instructor in a matter of days. Fact.

10-04-2003, 10:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
JaredExtreme Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Correct. __________________ "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

10-04-2003, 11:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
BadgerFu57 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 437 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Most high-school wrestlers would learn Brazilain Jiu-Jitsu and Judo quicker than the average fellow. Fact. Most Boxers would learn Muay Thai faster than the average fellow. Fact. Most football players can just take lots of hits to the head. Fact. All of the above could beat up a TKD/Karate instructor. .... __________________ Kodoku So Tsuyoya Ni Kaete

10-04-2003, 02:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
c0bra Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: el Florida Posts: 144 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Adult German cockroaches have a life expectancy of six months. Fact An adult German cockroach could beat up most TKD instructors. Fact __________________ poof!

10-04-2003, 02:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
platinum_angel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: heaven and hell Posts: 714 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	every time you masterbate a ninja chops the head off a kitten fact so, please think of the cats __________________ In order to experience true peace you must first overcome true hardship. remember the wind, for it flows through all of us. I like smeg-ma chips. for all those who i offend............i don't give a shit

10-04-2003, 02:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 2,011 Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Most bouncers in rough bars can beat up most angry drunks in most rough bars. Fact Most angry drunks from rough bars can put the beat-down on most TKD/Karate instructors Fact Gregimotis is fanning the coals, grinning, and waiting for this thread to turn into a BIG blaze. Fact

10-04-2003, 02:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAfreak Novice Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	spider sense tingling I sense much hate for karate and TKD in this thread, hehe

10-04-2003, 02:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 2,011 Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Adult german cockroaches are pretty freakin' scary, even when Gregimotis is holding a stick. Fact

10-04-2003, 02:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
jubaji Registered Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 10,108 Groans: 0 Groaned at 38 Times in 38 Posts	Ruthenium is one of the most effective hardeners for platinum and palladium, and is alloyed with these metals to make electrical contacts for severe wear resistance fact __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

10-04-2003, 02:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
jubaji Registered Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 10,108 Groans: 0 Groaned at 38 Times in 38 Posts	7.8 cubic meter = 0.0078 cubic dekameter fact __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

10-04-2003, 02:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
jubaji Registered Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 10,108 Groans: 0 Groaned at 38 Times in 38 Posts	John Adams was born on October 30, 1735, in Braintree, Massachusetts fact __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

10-04-2003, 02:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
jubaji Registered Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 10,108 Groans: 0 Groaned at 38 Times in 38 Posts	On average, the male Asian elephant weighs 7,000-11000 pounds fact __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

10-04-2003, 02:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
jubaji Registered Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 10,108 Groans: 0 Groaned at 38 Times in 38 Posts	I'm wasting time at work fact __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

10-04-2003, 02:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 2,011 Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Gregimotis had a TKD instructor give him a black eye once for punching 'without control' (i.e.: making contact) during a 'sparring' class once years ago. Fact German cockroaches may be a match for Gregimotis, but Gregimotis could beat that guy good today. Fact And his stupid sparring class. Fact

10-04-2003, 02:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	So whens this thread getting deleted? __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

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