~~~ Happy FREAKING Thanksgiving Everybody ~~~

[Joe Manco]

We should all celebrate this Happy Holiday by killing and eating some #^@&!%* turkeys! Here is Joe Manco's shopping list of Turkeys that should really be slaughtered:

• Ho-nin:
  Not much meat, but fun to get the sights set up right with.
  
  
• Shimoron:
  Very elusive, and unfortunately all feathers and no substance either.
  
  
• Beatle/Tez:
  Incredibly stupid animal. Great fun to shoot slowly and wound severely, but when this pathetic creature finally croaks it is best just to leave the carcass lie.
  
  
• Hawk:
  Gotta have a long-range rifle for this one. Exhilarating to hit and bring down, but the meat is too tough to chew and swallow.
  
  
• Ryu:
  More of a pigeon than a turkey, and since he frequents cities like West Hollywood and San Francisco I wouldn't eat the kill. Target practice only.
  
  
• Colon Muncher:
  This dodo bird should be extinct. Too stupid to get out of the rain, too ugly to tolerate and leave alone. Empty out your shotgun on this one and quickly bury the remains.
  
  
• Newbie:
  Is the source from where the term "Bird Brain" originated. Makes an unsatisfying snack that often leads to indigestion.

And last but not least ...

• BIG BIRD:
  This is the grand prize! Don't try to hit the head, because the target is too small. Instead, aim for his inflated chest and once all that hot air comes out he'll keel over. Kinda skrawny ultimately, but still makes for a full-course meal.

So Happy Turkey Day everybody and happy hunting. But don't any of you go shootin' yourselves in the foot now ...

Yours truly,

Joe

[duchman]

i cant believe i was spared in this post!!!

[Joe Manco]

As you wish ...

Everybody, shoot Duchman too. He is easily identified by his huge mouth and silly shoes.

Yours truly,

Joe

[duchman]

THANKS

[The Colonie Crusher]

Some people on this forum truly have no life. By the way Joe, how old are you?

[Beatle]

Originally posted by The Colonie Crusher
Some people on this forum truly have no life. By the way Joe, how old are you?

A. His mental age is about 13.

Crusher hits the nail on the head. People on this forum are slowly coming to the realization that Pit Dog is himself an embodiment of everything he hates in others. The guy is a pathological ego-maniac. Like a small child he demands constant attention, hence the numerous off-topic posts. Notice how all of his posts are inflammatory and polarizing on some level. This is because he seeks arguments- he gets off on *any* response to his posts. As more and more forum members become bored with his $hit he will post more and more. In the past he even quit the forum in a vain attempt to create drame and have people BEG him to stay; hoever, he DID NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO STAY AWAY AFTER PROMISING TO DO SO. Why? Because he is hooked on this forum and the need to feel like the alpha male. Pit has failed to hack it in real world, so cyberlife is his only validation at this point. What a pathetic little creep he is.

Joe:

I'm so gratified that you thought of me first!

My existence is now complete!

I love you man! >sob!<

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! This made my day! LOL!

[Joe Manco]

LMFAO!

Someone who chooses the name "Beatle" for himself ... and follows me around ... calls ME the pathetic "little creep"?

Hello ... this post was said in *fun*

However, I do think "Beatle" just further defined *himself* here ... besides his own chosen name.

PS: You're welcome, Ronin.

Yours truly,

Joe

[Beatle]

Originally posted by Joe Manco
Yours truly,

Joe

You would think that a self-proclaimed professional writer would know that using "Yours truly" with a pseudonym is incorrect. If the guy doesn't even grasp such basics it's no wonder he only made $5.31 last year from writing.

Notice how he gleefully ignored the rest of my post. A sure sign that I hit the bullseye.

One more thing Pit, my post was also in total jest. Can't you take a joke? I guess I hit several nerves.

Happy Hols!

[Joe Manco]

LOL, yes several.

Of course I am a pathological egomaniac, so why respond to that part when yes it was a bullseye and therefore true.

Just like you ignored that part of MY post to you that was also a bullseye ... and therefore (according to your own standards) also true

Yours truly,

Joe

[Ryu (non-working password]

What the hell are you people still doing here?

Joe, go eat some turkey...sheesh.

[Beatle]

Originally posted by Joe Manco
Of course I am a pathological egomaniac, so why respond to that part when yes it was a bullseye and therefore true.

Congratulations. You just completed Step 1. Eleven more to go.

[BIG BIRD]

I AM THE GRAND PRIZE! How honored I feel. I mean all these other guys are just pigeons compared to my Bald Eagle stature.