Santa Clause has a black belt

MuayThaiFighter · 11-11-2003, 02:13 AM

Why is it Santa Clause who has a black belt in karate is so fat?

Makes you wonder how hard these traditional asian arts really workout!!!!!!!!!!!!!hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm.

Arts like Muay Thai don't have belts guess this explains why they are in such great shape.

LOL.

okay so this thread is stupid but what the hell I think it is funny.

Any comments about black belts?

**Thai Bri** · 11-11-2003, 06:42 AM

You boring twat.

JP Prideaux · 11-11-2003, 03:39 PM

You are mad

SOUTHPAW · 11-11-2003, 03:41 PM

Hey MTF I do have a comment about belts. Muay Thai does have belts..they say things like "World champion" on them and you get it by KTFOing a lot of guys to get it (don't worry, you'll never have to be burdened by wearing one around). As far as black belts go, I have an idea: why don't you tie a belt around your neck, then tie the other end around a really high tree branch and jump...you boring twat!

**Thai Bri** · 11-11-2003, 03:53 PM

Haw haw haw!

Make it a sturdy branch.

MuayThaiFighter · 11-12-2003, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SOUTHPAW
Hey MTF I do have a comment about belts. Muay Thai does have belts..they say things like "World champion" on them and you get it by KTFOing a lot of guys to get it (don't worry, you'll never have to be burdened by wearing one around). As far as black belts go, I have an idea: why don't you tie a belt around your neck, then tie the other end around a really high tree branch and jump...you boring twat!

Hey moron I know Muay Thai has Champion Belts but those aren't the kind of belts I was talking about. I meant uniform belts.

Muay Thai doesn't have uniform belts only champion belts.

SOUTHPAW · 11-12-2003, 07:59 PM

I use a belt to hold up my pants...does that count? And he calls me a moron...

**Thai Bri** · 11-13-2003, 09:20 AM

Hey Mods. I think you should have a facility to insert the word words "Warning - this thread contains contributions from MuayThaiFighter. He is such a boring twat that he could well be bad for your health" prior to all his posts.

Honestly? Good suggestion? I'm only trying to help, honest I am!

MuayThaiFighter · 11-16-2003, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SOUTHPAW
I use a belt to hold up my pants...does that count? And he calls me a moron...

No it doesn't count.

**Thai Bri** · 11-16-2003, 09:24 AM

"Warning - this thread contains contributions from MuayThaiFighter. He is such a boring twat that he could well be bad for your health"

SOUTHPAW · 11-16-2003, 01:51 PM

Hey Muay Thai Fighter: Does it really matter about black belts and all of that other associated non-sensical stuff?? The bottom line is this: Can you fight or can't you??
I think I'm going to start a new martial art called "F@%*You-Do" and all of my grandmasters can wear black socks...how about that...does that count for something??

ryanhall · 11-16-2003, 10:26 PM

MTF,
Damn you for putting this in Open Access where I can't get at it. This thread may very well be decreasing my IQ as I read it.

IPON · 11-16-2003, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuayThaiFighter
Arts like Muay Thai don't have belts guess this explains why they are in such great shape.

Dude not all MAs use a belt system. Chinese typically use sashes.

Do MT Fighters wear a Gi? No, so why would they wear a belt, as usual a stupid comparrision

and hey since GM Clause can find his way to every house in the world in one night, that would definately be a guy I would mess with. But just for posting this you are on his list for both naughty and no so nice......no presents for you so grow-up!!!

Toudiyama[NL] · 11-17-2003, 02:08 AM

On the other hand, why are there so many old kung fu and Karateguys and so little old age MT people?

Must also be the belt, must keep the kidneys in the right place

Helio and Carlos are of advanced age but stilll very active

MT fighters in Thailand do MT because it can generate income for their family, meaning the family doesn't have much money to begin with, not enough to make someone that trains several hours a day fat

swagman · 12-18-2003, 08:56 PM

May have a black belt, but the poor bastard only gets to empty his sack once a year

But when he does he fills yer stockings !

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Both 1 and 3	0	0%
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11-11-2003, 02:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
MuayThaiFighter Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vancouver,BC,Canada Posts: 489 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Santa Clause has a black belt Why is it Santa Clause who has a black belt in karate is so fat? Makes you wonder how hard these traditional asian arts really workout!!!!!!!!!!!!!hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm. Arts like Muay Thai don't have belts guess this explains why they are in such great shape. LOL. okay so this thread is stupid but what the hell I think it is funny. Any comments about black belts?

11-11-2003, 03:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
JP Prideaux Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The pub Posts: 157 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You are mad __________________ 5th Dan in Origami

11-16-2003, 10:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
ryanhall Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 1,247 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	MTF, Damn you for putting this in Open Access where I can't get at it. This thread may very well be decreasing my IQ as I read it. __________________ "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

11-17-2003, 02:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
Toudiyama[NL] Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Zaandam, Netherlands Posts: 1,389 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	On the other hand, why are there so many old kung fu and Karateguys and so little old age MT people? Must also be the belt, must keep the kidneys in the right place Helio and Carlos are of advanced age but stilll very active MT fighters in Thailand do MT because it can generate income for their family, meaning the family doesn't have much money to begin with, not enough to make someone that trains several hours a day fat __________________

11-11-2003, 06:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,423 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You boring twat.

11-11-2003, 03:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
SOUTHPAW Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Dark Side of the Moon Posts: 136 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey MTF I do have a comment about belts. Muay Thai does have belts..they say things like "World champion" on them and you get it by KTFOing a lot of guys to get it (don't worry, you'll never have to be burdened by wearing one around). As far as black belts go, I have an idea: why don't you tie a belt around your neck, then tie the other end around a really high tree branch and jump...you boring twat!

11-11-2003, 03:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,423 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Haw haw haw! Make it a sturdy branch.

11-12-2003, 07:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
SOUTHPAW Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Dark Side of the Moon Posts: 136 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I use a belt to hold up my pants...does that count? And he calls me a moron...

11-13-2003, 09:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,423 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey Mods. I think you should have a facility to insert the word words "Warning - this thread contains contributions from MuayThaiFighter. He is such a boring twat that he could well be bad for your health" prior to all his posts. Honestly? Good suggestion? I'm only trying to help, honest I am!

11-16-2003, 09:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
Thai Bri Premiere Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,423 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	"Warning - this thread contains contributions from MuayThaiFighter. He is such a boring twat that he could well be bad for your health"

11-16-2003, 01:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
SOUTHPAW Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Dark Side of the Moon Posts: 136 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey Muay Thai Fighter: Does it really matter about black belts and all of that other associated non-sensical stuff?? The bottom line is this: Can you fight or can't you?? I think I'm going to start a new martial art called "F@%*You-Do" and all of my grandmasters can wear black socks...how about that...does that count for something??

12-18-2003, 08:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
swagman Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Around the bend and halfway back again Posts: 62 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Santa May have a black belt, but the poor bastard only gets to empty his sack once a year But when he does he fills yer stockings ! __________________ may the road rise to greet you

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