Fist Fight (video)

flyingblind · 07-31-2004, 12:27 AM

His name is Kimbo Slice and he fist fight for $5000 winner takes all.
He lives and fights in the Florida area.

http://www.sublimedirectory.com/base...edia/kimbo.wmv

osopardo · 08-24-2004, 09:03 PM

What the hell was that at the end??!!!??

Did that guy get his eye that busted up and was still able to smile and hug his opponent?!?

Please tell me that was horror movie special efffects!

**gregimotis** · 08-24-2004, 10:48 PM

There is already quite a discussion of this clip in MMA (Ithink). Still, it's an interesting bit.

CKD · 08-25-2004, 07:07 PM

I read on www.subfighter.com that this fella was suppossed to enter mma.

Bjjexpertise@be · 08-25-2004, 09:37 PM

One part that really cracked me up was when the guy on the right realizes that he's not as badass as he thinks he is and eventually gets back up into the corner. From there he starts pointing frantically at the sattelite dish and says, "Hey hey man, watch out for that metal thing." to stall

.

**gregimotis** · 08-26-2004, 01:00 AM

One part that really cracked me up was when I realized that BJJexpertise choose that avatar on purpose.

**gregimotis** · 08-26-2004, 01:06 AM

Bjjexpertwhatever:

How much spyware can your 'website' support? Seriously, anytime anyone sees the phrase 'Do you want to install and run...' after clicking a link, they should immediatly send they link provider four thouand viri in an attachment. Which is what I'd send BJJexpertblahblahblah except maybe he doesn't know.

Tom Yum · 08-26-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandtoHand

Am I the only one who's struck by the fact that one of the guys looks like Mr T, and that the camera man sounds like snoop dog.

yeah......looks like Mr. T.........................you know its been awhile since he's been able to earn...hehe.

Bjjexpertise@be · 08-26-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

One part that really cracked me up was when I realized that BJJexpertise choose that avatar on purpose.

Indeed chose it on purpose. Could the reason be becaust I like to shove them up my butt, you'll never know.

Quote:

Bjjexpertwhatever:

How much spyware can your 'website' support? Seriously, anytime anyone sees the phrase 'Do you want to install and run...' after clicking a link, they should immediatly send they link provider four thouand viri in an attachment. Which is what I'd send BJJexpertblahblahblah except maybe he doesn't know.

For all I know every letter I add to my website means they add lik2 50 spyware programs on there. dunno why. Anyhow I believe we changed our website to www.fermium.bravehost.com
I recommend visiting it with a popup blocker

Tom Yum · 08-26-2004, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandtoHand

How dare you!!!

He looks nothing like Mr. T.

You just think that all blacks look the same.

You horrible racist, you disgust me!

Okay in all seriousness he does look like Mr. T, all blacks do not look the same, unless you've never seen any before. I just couldn't pass up an opportunity to call you racist.

BTW: We had a vice principal in the middle school who had a last name that began with T and we all called him Mr. T

you got me

on the same logic, I assume you are either a wafy effeminate aerobics instructor, of the Richard Simmons type or are trying really hard to emulate eminem

Tom Yum · 08-26-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandtoHand

But at least I'm not a racist

Uh huh...I just assume bolo neck ties and white sheets are still in fashion after all these years

Oh wait....you're doing one of those combustible front yard sermons and you've all dressed up like Casper the friendly ghost.

How thoughtfull...LMAO.

osopardo · 08-27-2004, 07:01 PM

Having studied the video extensively I've concluded that the busted eye is indeed stage make-up. A wound of such severity and in such a location would tend to bleed profusely, which this one did not do. Also the fighter's demeanor is not consistent with someone having so recently sustained such a severe injury. This would mean that the fighter known as "Byrd" was a cooperating accomplice and not a real opponent.

While Mr. Slice appears to be quite strong and possibly very experienced as a fighter, he nevertheless appears to not be in the type of physical condition which would make him undefeatable; he's particularly slow and appears to be totally winded at the end of the video. He seems to lack stamina and cardio conditioning. Any decent fighter could easily beat him on speed and endurance. Why, even a broken, beat-up old man like myself would have a good chance of beating him. This is particularly so since the only rules are "no weapons", and Mr. Slice appears to have no experince in kicking, grappling, joint locks or pressure points, only punching.

And as I frequently visit the Greater Miami area, it would be very convenient for me to set up a match.

My research indicates that Mr. Slice requires a purse of $5,000.00 minimum to engage in a match of fisticuffs, which I do not currently have, what with the hurricane damages and all. So, if any of you are interested in sponsoring me, please let me know via this thread and we will arrange some way for you to transmit your sponsorship support to me.

Thanking you all in advance for your support, I remain,

osopardo · 08-30-2004, 04:42 PM

Guys, I'm serious about this. I need sponsorship to go fight this guy. I'm thinking of selling sponsorship stocks, $25.00 US per share. All after-expenses profits will be equitably distributed.

Tom Yum · 09-01-2004, 07:51 PM

Give us a tale of the tape. What's your build? Reach? Boxing or MMA experience?

hmmmm.....tons of guys send you money from defend.net to fight this guy and suddenly,but before any fight takes place Oso has a new car, then calls the fight.....

osopardo · 09-01-2004, 11:06 PM

Who, mee? Naw. I wouldn't do that!

I'm 6'2", 235 lbs. endomorph, hard old muscles under a 1 1/2" layer of fat. 33" reach. I've done a bit of boxing, collegiate wrestling, black belt in TKD, I've read "The Tao of JKD" and Joe Hyams "Zen and the Martial Arts". A bit of judo when I was very young, I do chi sao with my kids all the time and I've done extensive work on destructive pressure points. I run the mile in 18 minutes and I can hold my breath underwaterfor about 49 seconds!

I know I can take this guy! I intend to do more than just box with him. I'm gonna kick his skinny little legs out from under him, get the back mount and choke him out! He won't know what hit him!

I just need the necessary backing. How 'bout it Tom, you in for 25 bucks?

07-31-2004, 12:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
flyingblind Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10	Fist Fight (video) His name is Kimbo Slice and he fist fight for $5000 winner takes all. He lives and fights in the Florida area. http://www.sublimedirectory.com/base...edia/kimbo.wmv

08-24-2004, 09:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915	What the hell was that at the end??!!!?? Did that guy get his eye that busted up and was still able to smile and hug his opponent?!? Please tell me that was horror movie special efffects! __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

08-24-2004, 10:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 1,989	There is already quite a discussion of this clip in MMA (Ithink). Still, it's an interesting bit. __________________ . . I am Tired. Tired. Tired.

08-25-2004, 09:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,813	One part that really cracked me up was when the guy on the right realizes that he's not as badass as he thinks he is and eventually gets back up into the corner. From there he starts pointing frantically at the sattelite dish and says, "Hey hey man, watch out for that metal thing." to stall . __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

08-26-2004, 01:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 1,989	One part that really cracked me up was when I realized that BJJexpertise choose that avatar on purpose. __________________ . . I am Tired. Tired. Tired.

08-25-2004, 07:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
CKD Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 771	I read on www.subfighter.com that this fella was suppossed to enter mma.

08-26-2004, 01:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 1,989	Bjjexpertwhatever: How much spyware can your 'website' support? Seriously, anytime anyone sees the phrase 'Do you want to install and run...' after clicking a link, they should immediatly send they link provider four thouand viri in an attachment. Which is what I'd send BJJexpertblahblahblah except maybe he doesn't know. __________________ . . I am Tired. Tired. Tired.

08-27-2004, 07:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915	Jus' thought I'd bring this sucka back on topic.... Having studied the video extensively I've concluded that the busted eye is indeed stage make-up. A wound of such severity and in such a location would tend to bleed profusely, which this one did not do. Also the fighter's demeanor is not consistent with someone having so recently sustained such a severe injury. This would mean that the fighter known as "Byrd" was a cooperating accomplice and not a real opponent. While Mr. Slice appears to be quite strong and possibly very experienced as a fighter, he nevertheless appears to not be in the type of physical condition which would make him undefeatable; he's particularly slow and appears to be totally winded at the end of the video. He seems to lack stamina and cardio conditioning. Any decent fighter could easily beat him on speed and endurance. Why, even a broken, beat-up old man like myself would have a good chance of beating him. This is particularly so since the only rules are "no weapons", and Mr. Slice appears to have no experince in kicking, grappling, joint locks or pressure points, only punching. And as I frequently visit the Greater Miami area, it would be very convenient for me to set up a match. My research indicates that Mr. Slice requires a purse of $5,000.00 minimum to engage in a match of fisticuffs, which I do not currently have, what with the hurricane damages and all. So, if any of you are interested in sponsoring me, please let me know via this thread and we will arrange some way for you to transmit your sponsorship support to me. Thanking you all in advance for your support, I remain, __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

08-30-2004, 04:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915	Guys, I'm serious about this. I need sponsorship to go fight this guy. I'm thinking of selling sponsorship stocks, $25.00 US per share. All after-expenses profits will be equitably distributed. __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

09-01-2004, 07:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,220	Give us a tale of the tape. What's your build? Reach? Boxing or MMA experience? hmmmm.....tons of guys send you money from defend.net to fight this guy and suddenly,but before any fight takes place Oso has a new car, then calls the fight..... __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

09-01-2004, 11:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915	Who, mee? Naw. I wouldn't do that! I'm 6'2", 235 lbs. endomorph, hard old muscles under a 1 1/2" layer of fat. 33" reach. I've done a bit of boxing, collegiate wrestling, black belt in TKD, I've read "The Tao of JKD" and Joe Hyams "Zen and the Martial Arts". A bit of judo when I was very young, I do chi sao with my kids all the time and I've done extensive work on destructive pressure points. I run the mile in 18 minutes and I can hold my breath underwaterfor about 49 seconds! I know I can take this guy! I intend to do more than just box with him. I'm gonna kick his skinny little legs out from under him, get the back mount and choke him out! He won't know what hit him! I just need the necessary backing. How 'bout it Tom, you in for 25 bucks? __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

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