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Old 09-16-2004, 06:05 PM   #16 (permalink)
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BWAHAHAHA!

EmptyneSs - chill out dick wat. We can have a laugh without demeaning chicks. By the way, do you fancy ducklings as well?
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i do western boxing, muay thai, and jui jitsu/submission grappling
Yeah, but have you ever learned submission foreplay....

submission foreplay real martial art, not fake commercial crap
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Submission Foreplay IS ultimate martial art. Submission foreplay never been defeated. Even the newest student never defeated. Even when lose, still win!


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Submission foreplay has 69 alphabets. Convinced?
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dude its h+h^^
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BWAHAHAHA!

EmptyneSs - chill out dick wat. We can have a laugh without demeaning chicks. By the way, do you fancy ducklings as well?
i didnt demean any chicks. i just said i like to check em out.
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So, you like to check chicks out. How about ducklings? Signets?

Do you need to wrap cellotape around them before you get romantic? You know, like you do with your hamster?
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So, you like to check chicks out. How about ducklings? Signets?

Do you need to wrap cellotape around them before you get romantic? You know, like you do with your hamster?
basically, i didnt understand a single word u said, but sounds like ur trying really hard to make a joke. : /

yeah cellotape bro, whatever u say.
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It was in EmptyneSs' wallet. Its his mommy.
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Go ahead, guys. I just left myself wide open for you all to have a field day with me with that last post.






Actually, I just Googled the word "ugly" and "she" came up.

My point is really that we all only welcome that kind of attention from certain individuals. Anybody here ever been the object of the affections of "the wrong person"?
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I havent, but I do know of a selection of very young poultry that gets "worried" when EmptyneSs enters the room.

Talk about stuffing a Turkey? He dreams about it.......
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...the object of the affections of certain individuals who were downright creepy! stalking and every thing...the more reason for me to learn to defend myself.
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