"Master Tu has been practicing his penis qigong for over 25 years. He has published a book and videotape on the subject, but at this time, they are only available in Chinese. As one might imagine, this is a very delicate practice, so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of a qualified master. Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool]."
" With just a half-hour to an hour of practice a day, Master Tu promises quick results.
...quick and half-hour to an hour shouldn't be used together here.
"After only one week, your hips will loosen. In two weeks, you will not feel thirsty as easily. After the first month, your vision will become clearer. By two months, your complexion will improve and the bags under your eyes will disappear, and by three months, you will require less sleep and feel powerful all of the time. Eventually, you won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish. And what about sex? Master Tu says "Of course! This is really great for sex!" ""
So, by massaging, slapping, pulling and hitting your (@!^ with a special tool, you can improve your vision? complexion? get more sleep?? feel powerfull ???
A) What if someone does this for you? Does it have the same benefits?
B) Is this applicable for the street??
C) I am afraid to ask what sparring is like....
D) Master Tu has some serious cajones (really!) for getting on kung-fu magazine and telling the world about his talent...