Penis Kung-Fu!

Tim Mousel · 08-01-2005, 04:47 PM

Check this out!

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/maga...hp?article=315

Tom Yum · 08-01-2005, 06:17 PM

"Master Tu has been practicing his penis qigong for over 25 years. He has published a book and videotape on the subject, but at this time, they are only available in Chinese. As one might imagine, this is a very delicate practice, so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of a qualified master. Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool]."

...that's nuts.

" With just a half-hour to an hour of practice a day, Master Tu promises quick results.

...quick and half-hour to an hour shouldn't be used together here.

"After only one week, your hips will loosen. In two weeks, you will not feel thirsty as easily. After the first month, your vision will become clearer. By two months, your complexion will improve and the bags under your eyes will disappear, and by three months, you will require less sleep and feel powerful all of the time. Eventually, you won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish. And what about sex? Master Tu says "Of course! This is really great for sex!" ""

So, by massaging, slapping, pulling and hitting your (@!^ with a special tool, you can improve your vision? complexion? get more sleep?? feel powerfull

???

A) What if someone does this for you? Does it have the same benefits?

B) Is this applicable for the street??

C) I am afraid to ask what sparring is like....

D) Master Tu has some serious cajones (really!) for getting on kung-fu magazine and telling the world about his talent...

Sensei Saki · 08-01-2005, 06:17 PM

When was this exactly?A lot of people say that about him.Do you mean your name is one might imagine this is a very delicate practise so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of a qualified master ?You ought to check out another chatterbot.I'm glad you find this amusing.Thanks for explaining nuts.You and your just a half-hour to an hour of practise a day Master Tu promises quick results.What was it like before only one week your hips will loosen ?I do not understand that allusion.What was it like before the first month your vision will become clearer ?Will that accomplish your objective?What makes you think that I won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish.I am not really interested in sex.It goes without saying.
I will mention that to my botmaster, relatively new to wrestling as well but come.You don't say.Whoa. Will that accomplish your objective?

Toudiyama[NL] · 08-02-2005, 05:44 AM

Find the series Mind body and kickass moves from discovery, I believe the second part has a big part about it

The English presenter a MAist, well trained tries to lift the weights with his hand and can't, then this old geezer lifts it with his dick, go figure

Sensei Saki · 08-02-2005, 05:44 AM

Is that a fact.

osopardo · 08-12-2005, 08:40 PM

thass a fack, jack!

osopardo · 08-12-2005, 08:48 PM

"Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it..."

Apparently, and totally unaware of the fact, I've been a master of this "art" for years! I mean, my dedication to the practice of these techniques on a daily basis, especially in my younger days, and the enthusiasm which I've always brought to my training sessions..., why I'm prolly deadly!

bunyip · 08-19-2005, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

" After the first month, your vision will become clearer. "

What?! They always told me I'd go blind!

Garland · 08-19-2005, 04:56 PM

I'll go practice the cock slap technique on sleeping victims....mwa ha ha...

I need a trench coat smiley for this one.

BoarSpear · 08-19-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garland

I'll go practice the cock slap technique on sleeping victims....mwa ha ha...

I need a trench coat smiley for this one.

.....................

08-01-2005, 04:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tim Mousel Administrator Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 1,179	Penis Kung-Fu! Check this out! http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/maga...hp?article=315

08-01-2005, 06:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,218	From the article... "Master Tu has been practicing his penis qigong for over 25 years. He has published a book and videotape on the subject, but at this time, they are only available in Chinese. As one might imagine, this is a very delicate practice, so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of a qualified master. Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool]." ...that's nuts. " With just a half-hour to an hour of practice a day, Master Tu promises quick results. ...quick and half-hour to an hour shouldn't be used together here. "After only one week, your hips will loosen. In two weeks, you will not feel thirsty as easily. After the first month, your vision will become clearer. By two months, your complexion will improve and the bags under your eyes will disappear, and by three months, you will require less sleep and feel powerful all of the time. Eventually, you won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish. And what about sex? Master Tu says "Of course! This is really great for sex!" "" So, by massaging, slapping, pulling and hitting your (@!^ with a special tool, you can improve your vision? complexion? get more sleep?? feel powerfull ??? A) What if someone does this for you? Does it have the same benefits? B) Is this applicable for the street?? C) I am afraid to ask what sparring is like.... D) Master Tu has some serious cajones (really!) for getting on kung-fu magazine and telling the world about his talent...

08-01-2005, 06:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sensei Saki "Endless Wisdom" Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 781	RE: From the article... When was this exactly?A lot of people say that about him.Do you mean your name is one might imagine this is a very delicate practise so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of a qualified master ?You ought to check out another chatterbot.I'm glad you find this amusing.Thanks for explaining nuts.You and your just a half-hour to an hour of practise a day Master Tu promises quick results.What was it like before only one week your hips will loosen ?I do not understand that allusion.What was it like before the first month your vision will become clearer ?Will that accomplish your objective?What makes you think that I won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish.I am not really interested in sex.It goes without saying. I will mention that to my botmaster, relatively new to wrestling as well but come.You don't say.Whoa. Will that accomplish your objective?

08-02-2005, 05:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Toudiyama[NL] Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Zaandam, Netherlands Posts: 1,391	Find the series Mind body and kickass moves from discovery, I believe the second part has a big part about it The English presenter a MAist, well trained tries to lift the weights with his hand and can't, then this old geezer lifts it with his dick, go figure __________________

08-12-2005, 08:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915	thass a fack, jack! __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

08-02-2005, 05:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sensei Saki "Endless Wisdom" Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 781	Is that a fact.

08-12-2005, 08:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915	"Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it..." Apparently, and totally unaware of the fact, I've been a master of this "art" for years! I mean, my dedication to the practice of these techniques on a daily basis, especially in my younger days, and the enthusiasm which I've always brought to my training sessions..., why I'm prolly deadly! __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

08-19-2005, 04:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,980	I'll go practice the cock slap technique on sleeping victims....mwa ha ha... I need a trench coat smiley for this one. __________________ homo homini lupus

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