Psycho Ex's: Why we learn to love sane women

Tom Yum · 09-16-2005, 07:51 PM

Ever have an ex girl friend stalk you? or try to mess with you and your current girlfriend?

Your female friends are sometimes a great judge of your current lady friend. If she gives them the death stare, take their advice and think it over long and hard. If it doesn't work out with you, just remember that look...

Its a good idea to be picky when it comes to women and I ain't talking about looks, guys. I'm talking about the things that happen upstairs.

If she's judging your relationship on the basis of the Friends t.v. series and gets pissy when things don't go that way, you might want to reconsider....

If she can't explain where she's been and gets defensive about it, you might want to reconsider....

If she is penpals with fellas from not so nice places, you might want to reconsider....

If she's a happy person in public, but an absolutely out of control angry b@^h for no rational reason behind closed doors, you might want to reconsider....

To all of the sane women who have been in my life: THANK YOU

!!!

BoarSpear · 09-16-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Ever have an ex girl friend stalk you? or try to mess with you and your current girlfriend?

Your female friends are sometimes a great judge of your current lady friend. If she gives them the death stare, take their advice and think it over long and hard. If it doesn't work out with you, just remember that look...

Its a good idea to be picky when it comes to women and I ain't talking about looks, guys. I'm talking about the things that happen upstairs.

If she's judging your relationship on the basis of the Friends t.v. series and gets pissy when things don't go that way, you might want to reconsider....

WOW !! thats probably the best advice youre gonna get on relationships off the net

Tom Yum · 09-16-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BoarSpear

WOW !! thats probably the best advice youre gonna get on relationships off the net

I tell it like it is.

Sircnay · 09-16-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Yum

I try to tell it like it is.

Tom Yum · 09-16-2005, 08:28 PM

Funny.....

Tom Yum · 09-17-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HandtoHand

I learned something recently; If an attractive girl is easy, that because she's crazy.

or if she's not easy, she may also be crazy...

**gregimotis** · 09-17-2005, 06:02 PM

So, what I'm gettin' from this Tom, is that you're having a hard time with the ladies lately...

Where's cakegirl when you need her?

Garland · 09-17-2005, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Ever have an ex girl friend stalk you? or try to mess with you and your current girlfriend?

Your female friends are sometimes a great judge of your current lady friend. If she gives them the death stare, take their advice and think it over long and hard. If it doesn't work out with you, just remember that look...

Its a good idea to be picky when it comes to women and I ain't talking about looks, guys. I'm talking about the things that happen upstairs.

If she's judging your relationship on the basis of the Friends t.v. series and gets pissy when things don't go that way, you might want to reconsider....

If she can't explain where she's been and gets defensive about it, you might want to reconsider....

If she is penpals with fellas from not so nice places, you might want to reconsider....

If she's a happy person in public, but an absolutely out of control angry b@^h for no rational reason behind closed doors, you might want to reconsider....

To all of the sane women who have been in my life: THANK YOU

!!!

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD???!
you lucky son of a bitch.
you lucky son of a bitch.
You have no IDEA, not a fucking clue...
I'm getting shivers just THINKING about all the evil that the women in my life precipitate. I have no choice...I guess I could take it up the ass....but that opens up a whole new world of unpleasentness, don't it?

Tom Yum · 09-18-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Garland

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD???!
you lucky son of a bitch.
you lucky son of a bitch.
You have no IDEA, not a fucking clue...
I'm getting shivers just THINKING about all the evil that the women in my life precipitate. I have no choice...I guess I could take it up the ass....but that opens up a whole new world of unpleasentness, don't it?

I didn't air all of the laundry, my friend...

The point here is to be discerning.

Tom Yum · 09-18-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by gregimotis

So, what I'm gettin' from this Tom, is that you're having a hard time with the ladies lately...Where's cakegirl when you need her?

Nope.

Its just hard finding the right one, that's all.

**HtTKar** · 09-18-2005, 06:25 PM

well,
just be lucky you're not a girl trying to find a good guy.
It could be worse.

Tom Yum · 09-19-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HtTKar

well,
just be lucky you're not a girl trying to find a good guy.
It could be worse.

Good point.

Women don't like nice guys....

good guy? depends on the definition.

Sircnay · 09-19-2005, 02:54 PM

You're right Tom. Women like guys who are domineering and borderline abusive.

Tom Yum · 09-19-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HandtoHand

I think women date jerks because they want somebody else to go around and carry out their violent impulses. Then they get surprised when the jerk who treats everybody else like garbage treats them the same way.

Basically they want Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, yet are shocked when they occasionally meet Mr. Hyde, or when Hyde fails his mission of roughing somebody up and gets smacked down instead. In either case they'll go looking for a new jerk, all the while declaring that men are beasts and savages. As written on another thread.

Whoa....that's elaborate.

I've noticed your threads revolve around the theme of suburban teens who thinks their bad cause they know kung-fu to dudes who look like thugs on the inside to Dr.Jekyl & Mr.Hyde all while hating shrinks.

Do you manage anger well.....

....then I suggest you rent anger management, with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson. Hilarious flick. Easy on the eyes good on the humor.

Sensei Saki · 09-19-2005, 09:30 PM

I stopped.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.What about yours?Yes I try to manage anger well as often as possible, do you?

I am always on the Web.Good reasoning. Thanks for telling me:
said I rent anger management with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

09-16-2005, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,220 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Psycho Ex's: Why we learn to love sane women Ever have an ex girl friend stalk you? or try to mess with you and your current girlfriend? Your female friends are sometimes a great judge of your current lady friend. If she gives them the death stare, take their advice and think it over long and hard. If it doesn't work out with you, just remember that look... Its a good idea to be picky when it comes to women and I ain't talking about looks, guys. I'm talking about the things that happen upstairs. If she's judging your relationship on the basis of the Friends t.v. series and gets pissy when things don't go that way, you might want to reconsider.... If she can't explain where she's been and gets defensive about it, you might want to reconsider.... If she is penpals with fellas from not so nice places, you might want to reconsider.... If she's a happy person in public, but an absolutely out of control angry b@^h for no rational reason behind closed doors, you might want to reconsider.... To all of the sane women who have been in my life: THANK YOU !!! __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

09-16-2005, 08:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,220 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Funny..... __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

09-17-2005, 06:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 1,989 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	So, what I'm gettin' from this Tom, is that you're having a hard time with the ladies lately... Where's cakegirl when you need her? __________________ . . I am Tired. Tired. Tired.

09-18-2005, 06:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
HtTKar Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Outer limits Posts: 1,089 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	well, just be lucky you're not a girl trying to find a good guy. It could be worse. __________________ "The harder you train, the harder it is to surrender" (Vince Lombardi)

09-19-2005, 02:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sircnay Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You're right Tom. Women like guys who are domineering and borderline abusive. __________________ Everytime you masterbate, someone joins a ninjutsu schoool.

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Sensei Saki "Endless Wisdom" Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 781 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I stopped.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.What about yours?Yes I try to manage anger well as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.Good reasoning. Thanks for telling me: said I rent anger management with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

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