Blue Wave Gym

I know defend.net isnt' a dating service and it's like 99% guys on here but since that's true, we can keep it real then, and I don't want to hear any she left me/dissed me/played me, crying in your beer type of stories but let's have some humor up in here, what's the dumbest thing you ever did before a date or on a date? BTW anyone else like the chick in the kanye west vid gold digger, that broad is fierce i.m.h.o. so is fergie from blackeyed peas foe sho

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GQchris

Dumbest thing I ever did on a date was not make a move when it was obvious she was giving me the green light. My dumbass was thinking like a "relationship guy" instead of just going for it.

OmaPlata

Yes you gotta just bust me a move, start making out with them immedietly, dont waste time, as soon you as you pick her up or get with her, start kissing, they love it, it never has failed. I got millions of success stories. I did fuk up once with this 17yr old peruvian chick, I busted a move on the beach right after I met her, we were making out, she comes over to my house later (when I lived at home) and is all over me and I tell her my dad is gunna be home soon and we better not do anything. she basically leaves tire tracks in the driveway...I call her house..."Is Jessica there...."CLICK""

Blue Wave Gym

I don't think I'm capable of puting it on "safe"
here's 2 of mine> weight lifting right before a date(then taking a shower of course) to look even bigger then going over to her apartment on a first date LOL and sending a girl(different girl)(we were kinda involved but she was out of town/absent) a 2 page letter about how great I am that ended with you look good and I know I look good so let's get together LOL

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Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus,
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GQchris

"you look good and I know I look good so let's get together "


LMAO hahaha

Blue Wave Gym

1.adrain curry on my fair brady, peter, my man what are you thinking, just f****** marry her already, she's too wild for my taste but I think pete should get with the program.
2. danny bonadwhatever's wife on breaking bonawhatever, this woman has put up with so much s*** from him she's like a saint, I'd like to tell him you're 45 and have kids and are married so 86 the self destructive tip m'kay
3. Lastly that little s*** abe I think his name is on the real world, DUDE YOU LEFT WREN,WREN IS F***** fine as hell, those other 2 broads combined couldn't fade WREN on their best dam day WTF? Hell, she can come over to my place and(cleaning up comment)sit on my lap and .........

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Tiens, voila du boudin,
voila du boudin,
voila du boudin
Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains
Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus,
pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus
Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

Blue Wave Gym

Mrs. B from the show over there on fx, anyone else agree with me on this one

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Tiens, voila du boudin,
voila du boudin,
voila du boudin
Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains
Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus,
pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus
Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

LoneHusky

Yeah wren was damn fine. Those clubber girls are kinda loose with the love though.

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EmptyneSs

im really dumb when it comes to girls. i used to be a quiet, timid bookworm my whole life up until i gruduated highschool. now after doing martial arts and taking on a intense workout regimen for the past 4 years, im alot different physically as well as mentally. however im just fucking clueless about women now, since they never once gave me the time of day before and i never learned how to socially interact with them. i got used to them not ever wanting to interact with me at all. but now that they do, i have lots of trouble picking up on social cues, miss many oppertunities, and just really have a hard time making it happen. i went through my whole life being ignored by women, and now that things have changed a bit i dont know what to do. it sucks ive had women blatently trying to get on me, and at the time i didnt even realize it because i was so used to women ignoring me. damn, im so dumb when it comes to women. i just hope i dont end up dying alone without ever being in a truly loving relationship with somoeone else. bad times....

GQchris

Staci Flood is hot.

Blue Wave Gym

ran into a chick I used to mess around with for about a minuet awhile back yesterday, ducked into a shoe store to avoid her, second time in a year this has happened with the same broad, dude as fas as missing social cues let me just say I've had women practically throw themselves at me to pick me up so if a chick is into you you can't help but read the signals, like she'll get physical with you kinda,spend most of the time talking to you in social situations ect., don't worry look at the WAY she looks at you, that'll be a clue also talking to her girl friends about you in your persence subtilty in effect her aka girl speak, I have when been busy at work give a few chick the diinterast signal, but only because I was busy checking I.D.'s cause i'm always interasted because I'm a guy afterall.

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Tiens, voila du boudin,
voila du boudin,
voila du boudin
Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains
Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus,
pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus
Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

SamuraiGuy

I cant really think of anything funny....hmmmm

maybe the fact that to most girls I think are hot that I talk to at school I always open with "hey gorgeous wats cracking" or something along those lines... and its funny cause I never used to be like that... but im a pimp... fo shizzle hhaha... when you stop caring... they start caring... wierd...

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Blue Wave Gym

remember when wren is over at wes's house for the first time and he's says all this stuff he shoudn't, he says something dumb as she's about to leave and the camera pans away but she actually starts laughing at his comments as she walks away I was saying dude shut up from the moment he started in, couldn't one of his boys have rescued him from making an ass of himself, been there done that on the stupid comment thing, you can't take dumbass comments back so THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY OR WRITE TO CHICKS BEFORE YOU SAY/WRITE IT PEOPLE,
this has been a public service announce ment
I'm a real world groupie groupie and president of the send wren over to my house right now club.

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Tiens, voila du boudin,
voila du boudin,
voila du boudin
Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains
Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus,
pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus
Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

Tom Yum

I went to a Hooters, drank a beer and chatted up one of the waitresses. I was meeting my date at a different resturaunt, but this seemed to remove all pre-date jitters.

The date went really well.....

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