who would win

escrima demon · 09-26-2005, 05:01 PM

who would win outa these guys? vote

escrima demon · 09-26-2005, 05:13 PM

i vote konan and not just because hes the govenor of my state

Garland · 09-26-2005, 05:20 PM

I wanna see Buddah, Jesus, Mohammed, and Lao Tzu in a four way deathmatch.

Buddah is all calm and collected....Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably has some strength, Mohammed is all sorts of tough, and Lao Tzu probably knows kung-fu.

Bets are on.

Sensei Saki · 09-26-2005, 05:20 PM

Is
Buddah Jesus Mohammed and Lao Tzu in a four way deathmatch a movie?I think Buddah is a lot of things.
What's your favorite Bible verse?I think there might be a few exception.

Garland · 09-26-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by escrima demon

i vote konan and not just because hes the govenor of my state

Goveeerrrnatttttttoooooorrrrr.
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
VOTE FOR ME OR DIE!!!
SEE MY NEW MOVIE, YA, JINGLE ALL DA WAY!

it's NOT A TUMA!!

Sircnay · 09-26-2005, 05:36 PM

I say Yoda because he can use Chi blasts. And we all know Chi blasts are 5 winz.

And Jesus would win because he can walk on water and when he has to fight them, he'll just go out to a lake or kiddie pool and then kick them in the head while they're trying to wade in the water.

Garland · 09-26-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sircnay

And Jesus would win because he can walk on water and when he has to fight them, he'll just go out to a lake or kiddie pool and then kick them in the head while they're trying to wade in the water.

Moses would rock his ass then...cuz he could, like, totally part the Red Sea...
John Wayne would kill them all...

Garland · 09-26-2005, 05:51 PM

John Wayne vs Clint Eastwood...

or both versus the WuTang Clan.

Sircnay · 09-27-2005, 05:13 AM

Pssh. Moses didn't part the red sea, he just lifted his hands up and asked God to do it for him the lazy jerk.

John Wayne tagteaming with Eastwood vs WuTang Clan? I'm putting my $$$ on Eastwood and Wayne. Why?

Because the Clan will be too busy running aorund yelling, "WUTANG CLAN 4 LYFE!"

escrima demon · 09-27-2005, 07:09 PM

ok thats the fathest off subject u guys couldev possibly went plz vote this i importent to me.

**gregimotis** · 10-01-2005, 10:16 AM

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Pssh. Moses didn't part the red sea, he just lifted his hands up and asked God to do it for him the lazy jerk.

Dude, if God's got yer back, then you are the win.

BoarSpear · 10-01-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gregimotis

Dude, if God's got yer back, then you are the win.

So the only question is which of gods children he loves more?...so far he has been tougher on jesus, but maybe he is gonna give jesus a break this time, HMMM tough call.

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09-26-2005, 05:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
escrima demon Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: CA Posts: 26	who would win who would win outa these guys? vote

09-26-2005, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,968	I wanna see Buddah, Jesus, Mohammed, and Lao Tzu in a four way deathmatch. Buddah is all calm and collected....Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably has some strength, Mohammed is all sorts of tough, and Lao Tzu probably knows kung-fu. Bets are on. __________________ homo homini lupus

09-26-2005, 05:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sircnay Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126	I say Yoda because he can use Chi blasts. And we all know Chi blasts are 5 winz. And Jesus would win because he can walk on water and when he has to fight them, he'll just go out to a lake or kiddie pool and then kick them in the head while they're trying to wade in the water. __________________ Everytime you masterbate, someone joins a ninjutsu schoool.

09-26-2005, 05:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,968	John Wayne vs Clint Eastwood... or both versus the WuTang Clan. __________________ homo homini lupus

09-26-2005, 05:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
escrima demon Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: CA Posts: 26	i vote konan and not just because hes the govenor of my state

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Sensei Saki "Endless Wisdom" Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 781	Is Buddah Jesus Mohammed and Lao Tzu in a four way deathmatch a movie?I think Buddah is a lot of things. What's your favorite Bible verse?I think there might be a few exception.

09-27-2005, 05:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sircnay Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126	Pssh. Moses didn't part the red sea, he just lifted his hands up and asked God to do it for him the lazy jerk. John Wayne tagteaming with Eastwood vs WuTang Clan? I'm putting my $$$ on Eastwood and Wayne. Why? Because the Clan will be too busy running aorund yelling, "WUTANG CLAN 4 LYFE!" __________________ Everytime you masterbate, someone joins a ninjutsu schoool.

09-27-2005, 07:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
escrima demon Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: CA Posts: 26	ok thats the fathest off subject u guys couldev possibly went plz vote this i importent to me.

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