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Old 09-30-2005, 05:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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okay, we'll do this one for one....

my turn; you can add beer to eggs to make them fluffy. (guiness is the protein shake of beers, so I prefer Singha to cook the eggie-weggie's with and the guiness as the drink.)
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OK, my turn:

NEVER trust a cat named Pinky

Follow this link and see what I mean

Next?????
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One billion people make a three-hour journey on foot each day just to obtain their drinking water.

Well, its not fun, but does interesting count?
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If you count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in Celcius degrees.
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Vin Diesel doesn't need special glasses to watch 3d movies.

truly random
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fun? not if you were involved...funny? as hell from the sidelines


"A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his waist and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. And you all thought your day was going bad!!!!"


http://www.users.on.net/~nickc/perso...es/badday.html

this is the link i got this from, it contains all kinds of "fun" stuff
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fun? not if you were involved...funny? as hell from the sidelines


"A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his waist and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. And you all thought your day was going bad!!!!"


http://www.users.on.net/~nickc/perso...es/badday.html

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okay, I gots one,
so there's this guy in europe a while back, and every other day after working at the mill, his co-workers would see him taking bales of old hay out of the mill in a wheelbarrow.
Finally, it comes time for the man to retire, after 25 years working at the mill. And somebody asks him, "So what the hell did you do with all that straw" To which the man replies "Straw? Oh, no, **** that, I was stealing wheelbarrows."
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want a good laugh or cry? Google the word failure....note the first thing that comes up


check out googles disclaimer....i guess they dont want any coincidental tularemia outbreaks at HQ

"If you do a Google search on the word [failure] or the phrase [miserable failure], the top result is currently the White Houses official biographical page for President Bush. We've received some complaints recently from users who assume that this reflects a political bias on our part."
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