5 no go's for dating women

Blue Wave Gym · 11-17-2005, 12:41 PM

1. if she says she's into traveling the world what she really means is she's into you paying for it afterward she'll dump your ass for somebody better
2. if she says she's a "princess" just insert the word bitch instead
3.if she says she wants a guy that "knows how to treat a woman ect."she's either stuck up or has been dumped on by guys before nad has baggage
4. if she says she wants to be "friends" first we we all know that's impossible
sorry honey all my friends all either exmilitary peeps or fmr or current f.c. fighters so unless it's dating/romance there's nothing going on
5. if your conversations with her could occur between you and a buddy at a bar then she's basically thrown a bucket of cold water on your head no matter what she says

Tom Yum · 11-17-2005, 01:36 PM

1. It could also mean that she bores easily and needs regular excitement. Probably not a long-termer...

2. Agreed.

3. or that she doesn't know how to be around a guy that treats her decently.

4. or she's looking for friends to pass the time till something better comes.

5. Yeah, no chemistry = no love.

jubaji · 11-17-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Wave Gym

1. if she says she's into traveling the world what she really means is she's into you paying for it afterward she'll dump your ass for somebody better
2. if she says she's a "princess" just insert the word bitch instead
3.if she says she wants a guy that "knows how to treat a woman ect."she's either stuck up or has been dumped on by guys before nad has baggage
4. if she says she wants to be "friends" first we we all know that's impossible
sorry honey all my friends all either exmilitary peeps or fmr or current f.c. fighters so unless it's dating/romance there's nothing going on
5. if your conversations with her could occur between you and a buddy at a bar then she's basically thrown a bucket of cold water on your head no matter what she says

Ok, we get it, you're gay. Move on.

**gregimotis** · 11-17-2005, 02:40 PM

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Blue Wave Gym · 11-17-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jubaji

Ok, we get it, you're gay. Move on.

btw I heard you're fighting out of the pink corner these days

**gregimotis** · 11-17-2005, 03:21 PM

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the complete opposite of a metrosexual

So.... Fat, ugly, sloppy, and inarticulate?

Blue Wave Gym · 11-17-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gregimotis

So.... Fat, ugly, sloppy, and inarticulate?

I just meant I'm not a sweater wearing, blond highlite having, simper boy that shops more than chicks do and crys at the drop of a hat like many of the younger guys are these days. I've been called a neanderthal by women though, but at least I don't do the dirt that alot of men and women do to each other in relationships.Looks wise I've perfectly happy

On a lighter note if you think that men and women can be friends ask yourself when was the last time you opened up a car or other door for a female"friend"? And better yet why don't you try opening up a door for one of your guy friends

after you regain conciousness in the er give me a call

Tom Yum · 11-17-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Wave Gym

On a lighter note if you think that men and women can be friends ask yourself when was the last time you opened up a car or other door for a female"friend"?

I open up the car door for any lady getting into my car, regardless of who she is - its just a habit. The last time I did that on a date, the girl said "What a gentleman, I'm not used to this."

Tom Yum · 11-17-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Wave Gym

I just meant I'm not a sweater wearing, blond highlite having, simper boy that shops more than chicks do and crys at the drop of a hat like many of the younger guys are these days.

I like sweaters but I can't stand shopping if I don't have to and when I do, I get what I want and get the heck out. Blonde highlights are kinda feminine....but hey, that guy is free to do that.

From what I gather, shopping is a chance for women to get together and talk smack about their men and get all of their passive-aggressive hate for us out. Its especially a great time for your girlfriend's friend to do the he-said-she-said thing and talk smack about you.

Sensei Saki · 11-17-2005, 04:20 PM

I'm not sure if I like it.

I don't know if I like sweaters but I can not stand shopping if I do not have to and when I do I get what I want and get the heck out.
I have a stimulating relationship with Tim Mousel.

Tom Yum · 11-17-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sensei Saki

I'm not sure if I like it.
I have a stimulating relationship with Tim Mousel.

TMI, Saki...TMI.

treelizard · 11-17-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Yum

From what I gather, shopping is a chance for women to get together and talk smack about their men and get all of their passive-aggressive hate for us out. Its especially a great time for your girlfriend's friend to do the he-said-she-said thing and talk smack about you.

No way, dude! Shopping is the time to get a second set of eyes to tell you honestly whether those jeans make you look fat since most guys will lie about it. Anyway, going to every single thrift shop is really boring and draining unless you've got one or two people with you to help you find bargains. And besides, in my circle anyway nobody is allowed to talk smack about anyone unless they are doing something to fix things.

treelizard · 11-17-2005, 04:40 PM

I prefer it when guys go in first instead of opening doors for me, so they can take the first bullet. (KIDDING!!!!!)

Tom Yum · 11-17-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by treelizard

No way, dude! Shopping is the time to get a second set of eyes to tell you honestly whether those jeans make you look fat since most guys will lie about it.

Here's the kicker with that:

You tell your woman she looks fat........Guess where I'm sleeping tonight!!!

You tell her she doesn't look fat..........She looks at herself after you've left the room wondering to herself "Do I look fat?

"

Frankly, if I'm in a relationship with a woman, I found her attractive...end of story.

treelizard · 11-17-2005, 04:54 PM

Yes, you're right, it is a trick question. I think there are about ten trick questions. But I can ask other WOMEN if I look okay and not feel really insecure if they say, "try these on instead."

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Blue Wave Gym Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 960	5 no go's for dating women 1. if she says she's into traveling the world what she really means is she's into you paying for it afterward she'll dump your ass for somebody better 2. if she says she's a "princess" just insert the word bitch instead 3.if she says she wants a guy that "knows how to treat a woman ect."she's either stuck up or has been dumped on by guys before nad has baggage 4. if she says she wants to be "friends" first we we all know that's impossible sorry honey all my friends all either exmilitary peeps or fmr or current f.c. fighters so unless it's dating/romance there's nothing going on 5. if your conversations with her could occur between you and a buddy at a bar then she's basically thrown a bucket of cold water on your head no matter what she says __________________ Tiens, voila du boudin, voila du boudin, voila du boudin Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus, pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

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11-17-2005, 01:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,218	1. It could also mean that she bores easily and needs regular excitement. Probably not a long-termer... 2. Agreed. 3. or that she doesn't know how to be around a guy that treats her decently. 4. or she's looking for friends to pass the time till something better comes. 5. Yeah, no chemistry = no love.

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Sensei Saki "Endless Wisdom" Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 781	I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like sweaters but I can not stand shopping if I do not have to and when I do I get what I want and get the heck out. I have a stimulating relationship with Tim Mousel.

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treelizard Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the desert Posts: 3,404	I prefer it when guys go in first instead of opening doors for me, so they can take the first bullet. (KIDDING!!!!!)

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treelizard Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the desert Posts: 3,404	Yes, you're right, it is a trick question. I think there are about ten trick questions. But I can ask other WOMEN if I look okay and not feel really insecure if they say, "try these on instead."

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