slightly amusing

Bjjexpertise@be · 03-14-2006, 03:24 PM

True story in my life, believe it or not, it happened today:
So I was giving a girl a hug today. She took a step forward with her arms held out I did the same and the second I got close to her I locked my arms around her 'over' arm, hugged her tight, and instinctively went for a head and arm throw. I went through like the first step and got a hold of my self. I cranked her head down a little bit to get ready to toss her down. According to her I smashed her lower lip and hurt her neck.

Wrestling has ruined my life

Tom Yum · 03-14-2006, 05:33 PM

Isn't it Spring break for you guys? Shouldn't you be following around the Girls Gone Wild crew or something....and forget about wrestling for a couple of days?

Bjjexpertise@be · 03-14-2006, 05:54 PM

Wrestling's long over. Habits die hard. I wasn't even thinking about wrestling. I guess when we were hugging the wrestling reflexes kicked in.

Oh and yes it's spring but no it's not hot enough yet. The other day it was like 50 degrees with strong winds. Sooo we won't be seeing any wild gals for another 2 weeks or so

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treelizard · 03-14-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjjexpertise@be

According to her I smashed her lower lip and hurt her neck.

So did you apologize profusely and buy her flowers and chocolate yet?

Bjjexpertise@be · 03-14-2006, 07:10 PM

I'm hoping my masculine charm combined with a kiss would repair all that. I guess I'll let you know tomorrow lol.

jubaji · 03-14-2006, 07:54 PM

So, did you get the takedown?

Bjjexpertise@be · 03-14-2006, 08:40 PM

The takedown was incomplete and technically we were out of bounds so sadly no

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Garland · 03-14-2006, 10:50 PM

Don't you just hate that shit?!

"hey, show me something..."
"okay...just..."
"Like this?!"-goes batshit fucking crazy and twists something on her own, or somehow, beyond reason and physics, bounces her head on the floor when you try to take her back...when you're both on you're knees...?!!?
"OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"I'm sorry girl, I loves you...baby...honest, I didn't mean it."

jubaji · 03-14-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjjexpertise@be

The takedown was incomplete and technically we were out of bounds so sadly no

.

Demand a rematch!

EmptyneSs · 03-15-2006, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjjexpertise@be

True story in my life, believe it or not, it happened today:
So I was giving a girl a hug today. She took a step forward with her arms held out I did the same and the second I got close to her I locked my arms around her 'over' arm, hugged her tight, and instinctively went for a head and arm throw. I went through like the first step and got a hold of my self. I cranked her head down a little bit to get ready to toss her down. According to her I smashed her lower lip and hurt her neck.

Wrestling has ruined my life

you are joking right?

Bjjexpertise@be · 03-15-2006, 02:41 PM

Ok so in as few words as possible:

we're going out now...

crazy what head and arming someone can do.

blitz · 03-16-2006, 02:48 PM

You are wierd. And she is even more wierd!

Garland · 03-16-2006, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blitz

You are wierd. And she is even more wierd!

you're perfect together...just don't bring up weird ass kids!

blitz · 03-17-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garland

you're perfect together...just don't bring up weird ass kids!

Imagine the possibilities.....

Tom Yum · 03-19-2006, 08:25 PM

BJJ expertise on spring break...

03-14-2006, 03:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,852 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	slightly amusing True story in my life, believe it or not, it happened today: So I was giving a girl a hug today. She took a step forward with her arms held out I did the same and the second I got close to her I locked my arms around her 'over' arm, hugged her tight, and instinctively went for a head and arm throw. I went through like the first step and got a hold of my self. I cranked her head down a little bit to get ready to toss her down. According to her I smashed her lower lip and hurt her neck. Wrestling has ruined my life __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

03-14-2006, 05:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,852 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Wrestling's long over. Habits die hard. I wasn't even thinking about wrestling. I guess when we were hugging the wrestling reflexes kicked in. Oh and yes it's spring but no it's not hot enough yet. The other day it was like 50 degrees with strong winds. Sooo we won't be seeing any wild gals for another 2 weeks or so . __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

03-14-2006, 07:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,852 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	I'm hoping my masculine charm combined with a kiss would repair all that. I guess I'll let you know tomorrow lol. __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

03-14-2006, 07:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
jubaji Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 8,790 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	So, did you get the takedown? __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

03-14-2006, 08:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,852 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	The takedown was incomplete and technically we were out of bounds so sadly no . __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

03-14-2006, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,304 Groans: 1 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Isn't it Spring break for you guys? Shouldn't you be following around the Girls Gone Wild crew or something....and forget about wrestling for a couple of days?

03-14-2006, 10:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 5,011 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Don't you just hate that shit?! "hey, show me something..." "okay...just..." "Like this?!"-goes batshit fucking crazy and twists something on her own, or somehow, beyond reason and physics, bounces her head on the floor when you try to take her back...when you're both on you're knees...?!!? "OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" "I'm sorry girl, I loves you...baby...honest, I didn't mean it." __________________ homo homini lupus

03-15-2006, 02:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,852 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Ok so in as few words as possible: we're going out now... crazy what head and arming someone can do. __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

03-16-2006, 02:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
blitz Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Home Posts: 1,045 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You are wierd. And she is even more wierd! __________________

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,304 Groans: 1 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	BJJ expertise on spring break... Last edited by Tom Yum; 12-24-2006 at 02:18 AM.

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