Shorn! Sheared! Delilah'ed!!

osopardo · 05-26-2006, 05:10 PM

She ran a soft warm hand over my bearded face, then ran her fingers through the thick tangled mane of hair on my head.

"You're looking a little shaggy there, Bud. Let me give you a haircut."

"Huh?"

"Let me cut your hair. We'll go out in the backyard and I'll give you a trim. Make you look a little more "presentable"."

"Wha..."

So she took me out back and sat me in a plastic chair on the lawn.
The sun was warm but there was a cool breeze blowing.

She had this kit with a pair of scissors, some combs, a razor and an electric clipper with various attachments to control how close to the skin it would cut the hair. I didn't realize how much damage that last piece of equipment could do, or how fast it could do its work. She had it set to 1.

Lulled by her soft murmurs and warm, sweet hands om my face, I closed my eyes and let her do whatever she wanted. I trusted her. Warm sun, cool breeze, the twittering of birds in the trees. No mirror in front of me.

You must understand, I'm the ol' Brown Bear. Big lumbering shagginess and hairiness are part of my personna, my identity. Shaggy hair, full thick beard, hairy chest, hairy arms, hairy back, Hagrid from Harry Potter. Rupert from Survivor, etc. etc. etc. You get the picture.
Now I look more like some oh-so-gay leatherette Freddy Mercury disco boy.

I trusted her.

**kingoftheforest** · 05-26-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by osopardo

She ran a soft warm hand over my bearded face, then ran her fingers through the thick tangled mane of hair on my head.

"You're looking a little shaggy there, Bud. Let me give you a haircut."

"Huh?"

"Let me cut your hair. We'll go out in the backyard and I'll give you a trim. Make you look a little more "presentable"."

"Wha..."

So she took me out back and sat me in a plastic chair on the lawn.
The sun was warm but there was a cool breeze blowing.

She had this kit with a pair of scissors, some combs, a razor and an electric clipper with various attachments to control how close to the skin it would cut the hair. I didn't realize how much damage that last piece of equipment could do, or how fast it could do its work. She had it set to 1.

Lulled by her soft murmurs and warm, sweet hands om my face, I closed my eyes and let her do whatever she wanted. I trusted her. Warm sun, cool breeze, the twittering of birds in the trees. No mirror in front of me.

You must understand, I'm the ol' Brown Bear. Big lumbering shagginess and hairiness are part of my personna, my identity. Shaggy hair, full thick beard, hairy chest, hairy arms, hairy back, Hagrid from Harry Potter. Rupert from Survivor, etc. etc. etc. You get the picture.
Now I look more like some oh-so-gay leatherette Freddy Mercury disco boy.

I trusted her.

Never trust a woman with a sharp item near your face or head. Are you crazy.

jubaji · 05-26-2006, 05:45 PM

Don't worry about it. It grows back.

sometimes

EmptyneSs · 05-26-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kingoftheforest

Never trust a woman with a sharp item near your face or head. Are you crazy.

never trust a woman period.

Bjjexpertise@be · 05-26-2006, 08:40 PM

Should've learned your lesson from Samson

.

Hikage · 05-27-2006, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmptyneSs

never trust a woman period.

never trust a woman during her period.

-Hikage

Garland · 05-30-2006, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hikage

never trust a woman during her period.

-Hikage

Dude...more WISE and righteous words have never been spoketh before. (I'm in a J-lucl phase...I got off the nutter kick.)

05-26-2006, 05:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Shorn! Sheared! Delilah'ed!! She ran a soft warm hand over my bearded face, then ran her fingers through the thick tangled mane of hair on my head. "You're looking a little shaggy there, Bud. Let me give you a haircut." "Huh?" "Let me cut your hair. We'll go out in the backyard and I'll give you a trim. Make you look a little more "presentable"." "Wha..." So she took me out back and sat me in a plastic chair on the lawn. The sun was warm but there was a cool breeze blowing. She had this kit with a pair of scissors, some combs, a razor and an electric clipper with various attachments to control how close to the skin it would cut the hair. I didn't realize how much damage that last piece of equipment could do, or how fast it could do its work. She had it set to 1. Lulled by her soft murmurs and warm, sweet hands om my face, I closed my eyes and let her do whatever she wanted. I trusted her. Warm sun, cool breeze, the twittering of birds in the trees. No mirror in front of me. You must understand, I'm the ol' Brown Bear. Big lumbering shagginess and hairiness are part of my personna, my identity. Shaggy hair, full thick beard, hairy chest, hairy arms, hairy back, Hagrid from Harry Potter. Rupert from Survivor, etc. etc. etc. You get the picture. Now I look more like some oh-so-gay leatherette Freddy Mercury disco boy. I trusted her. __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

05-26-2006, 05:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
jubaji Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 8,545 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Don't worry about it. It grows back. sometimes __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

05-26-2006, 08:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,814 Groans: 3 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Should've learned your lesson from Samson . __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

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