WTF!!! Need some clarification:confused:

**kingoftheforest** · 05-31-2006, 01:45 PM

I was at Olive Garden today having lunch with my wife, there was an old couple sitting across from us. I mean like they knew Moses old!!

Anyway they were there for about 10 minutes and all of a sudden a whole crap load of store sizing tags fall out of her pocket. You know the ones that show XL or M. But some of these were childrens sizes.

They laid on the floor for 5 or so minutes till the waitress politley picked them up and handed them to Grandma.

What I want to know is what legitimate reason did she have for carrying those? Or did she just steal them from the store and why?

No joke this is really freaky and puzzling. Any input would be nice.

KOTF

Sagacious Lu · 05-31-2006, 02:05 PM

With the very old and the very young you can't always expect things to make sense. You can argue with a toddler all you want but you'll never convince him that your one nickel is worth more than his three pennies. It's just one of those things

Tant01 · 05-31-2006, 02:18 PM

I once witnessed a shoplifting granny... It seems she needed a little decoration for her christmas tree so she took it off the store display and went about her "shopping". My theory is they need a bit of excitement in their lives and besides, who's going to expect a 90 year old lady with a walker to be shoplifting? It's not like she can out run security...

nutter · 05-31-2006, 02:43 PM

Maybe she works in a charity shop and has a reason for carrying them around right mate. Maybe she had just taken a load of hangers to recycling centre right and they asked her to keep onto the plastic bits. Maybe she a right wing NRA gun nut and uses them for target practice right. Many legit possibilities innit.

**kingoftheforest** · 05-31-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tant01

It's not like she can out run security...

Have you been to the mall latley or Wal-mart???

That 90 year old lady is security

BoarSpear · 05-31-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingoftheforest

Have you been to the mall latley or Wal-mart???

That 90 year old lady is security

What she was fat too?

**kingoftheforest** · 05-31-2006, 04:06 PM

WTF is that. Are you like the british Jeff Foxworthy. Do you have a speech impediment that effects your typing as well.

Innit sounds like you're gonna vomit!!

Mate!!

Trust me nutsack I don't wanna mate with anything like you!!!

I am not part goat. Although I did see a video of one of your "mates" and you. It was on break.com.

If we could kick the British Army out of America...why can't we kick one British assclown off this forum????

Stop pretending people like you, you prat. And quit talking on the forums like a little git. In fact stop talking all together. And by far stop talking to me. Sod off.

I think that was enough of your own language britty boy even to penetrate your thick skull.

nutter · 05-31-2006, 04:21 PM

Mate, what's with all the negativity darling? What I suggested is sensible innit. You are the one jumping to conclusions making the poor old dear out as some sorta villian right.

Sagacious Lu · 05-31-2006, 04:27 PM

This is what happens when a barely literate chav learns how to use the internet

nutter · 05-31-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagacious Lu

This is what happens when a barely literate chav learns how to use the internet

I didn't know you were a chav mate.

Sagacious Lu · 05-31-2006, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutter

I didn't know you were a chav mate.

Of course I am, that's why I can't finish a sentence without saying "innit", innit

nutter · 05-31-2006, 04:39 PM

I wouldn't do that mate, you sound a halfwit if you finish every sentance with innit don't you right.

**kingoftheforest** · 05-31-2006, 04:43 PM

I see now. The old lady must have been nutters grandma. That's why he's defending her.

Your whole family is messed up nutsacko. BTW who got the hummer to keep you out of jail?

nutter · 05-31-2006, 04:52 PM

Maybe she was making a fancy dress outfit for a carnival matey darling.

05-31-2006, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
kingoftheforest Premiere Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the forest of course Posts: 1,305 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	WTF!!! Need some clarification:confused: I was at Olive Garden today having lunch with my wife, there was an old couple sitting across from us. I mean like they knew Moses old!! Anyway they were there for about 10 minutes and all of a sudden a whole crap load of store sizing tags fall out of her pocket. You know the ones that show XL or M. But some of these were childrens sizes. They laid on the floor for 5 or so minutes till the waitress politley picked them up and handed them to Grandma. What I want to know is what legitimate reason did she have for carrying those? Or did she just steal them from the store and why? No joke this is really freaky and puzzling. Any input would be nice. KOTF __________________ The actions one takes are answered by consequences waiting at their conclusion. There are no exceptions. http://destructionscreation.deviantart.com/gallery/

05-31-2006, 02:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sagacious Lu Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Liangshan Marsh Posts: 1,061 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	With the very old and the very young you can't always expect things to make sense. You can argue with a toddler all you want but you'll never convince him that your one nickel is worth more than his three pennies. It's just one of those things __________________

05-31-2006, 02:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tant01 Humble Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Northern Ca. USA Posts: 4,933 Groans: 0 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	I once witnessed a shoplifting granny... It seems she needed a little decoration for her christmas tree so she took it off the store display and went about her "shopping". My theory is they need a bit of excitement in their lives and besides, who's going to expect a 90 year old lady with a walker to be shoplifting? It's not like she can out run security... __________________ "In all countries where personal freedom is valued, however much each individual may rely on legal redress, the right of each to carry arms - and these the best and the sharpest - for his own protection in case of extremity, is a right of nature indelible and irrepressible, and the more it is sought to be repressed the more it will recur." James Paterson

05-31-2006, 02:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
nutter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 567 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Maybe she works in a charity shop and has a reason for carrying them around right mate. Maybe she had just taken a load of hangers to recycling centre right and they asked her to keep onto the plastic bits. Maybe she a right wing NRA gun nut and uses them for target practice right. Many legit possibilities innit. __________________ My kind of life

05-31-2006, 04:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
kingoftheforest Premiere Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the forest of course Posts: 1,305 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Innit? Mate?? WTF is that. Are you like the british Jeff Foxworthy. Do you have a speech impediment that effects your typing as well. Innit sounds like you're gonna vomit!! Mate!! Trust me nutsack I don't wanna mate with anything like you!!! I am not part goat. Although I did see a video of one of your "mates" and you. It was on break.com. If we could kick the British Army out of America...why can't we kick one British assclown off this forum???? Stop pretending people like you, you prat. And quit talking on the forums like a little git. In fact stop talking all together. And by far stop talking to me. Sod off. I think that was enough of your own language britty boy even to penetrate your thick skull. __________________ The actions one takes are answered by consequences waiting at their conclusion. There are no exceptions. http://destructionscreation.deviantart.com/gallery/

05-31-2006, 04:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
nutter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 567 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mate, what's with all the negativity darling? What I suggested is sensible innit. You are the one jumping to conclusions making the poor old dear out as some sorta villian right. __________________ My kind of life

05-31-2006, 04:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sagacious Lu Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Liangshan Marsh Posts: 1,061 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	This is what happens when a barely literate chav learns how to use the internet Attached Images __________________

05-31-2006, 04:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
nutter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 567 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I wouldn't do that mate, you sound a halfwit if you finish every sentance with innit don't you right. __________________ My kind of life

05-31-2006, 04:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
kingoftheforest Premiere Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the forest of course Posts: 1,305 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ohhhh I See I see now. The old lady must have been nutters grandma. That's why he's defending her. Your whole family is messed up nutsacko. BTW who got the hummer to keep you out of jail? __________________ The actions one takes are answered by consequences waiting at their conclusion. There are no exceptions. http://destructionscreation.deviantart.com/gallery/

05-31-2006, 04:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
nutter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 567 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Maybe she was making a fancy dress outfit for a carnival matey darling. __________________ My kind of life

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