Best joke ever ;)

lechilka26 · 08-28-2006, 01:30 AM

Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny

)) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

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Garland · 08-28-2006, 09:41 AM

6 ain't true. Or maybe it doesn't apply to assholes.

**gregimotis** · 08-28-2006, 02:06 PM

It really isn't that funny; Also it's been around the internet for six months. Sorry.

osopardo · 08-28-2006, 03:19 PM

c'mon. if you're gonna roll with the big boiz you gotta back up your claims...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g

08-28-2006, 01:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
lechilka26 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Best joke ever ;) Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny )) I could not hold it! Why it is good to be a man? 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.". 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. did you like it?

08-28-2006, 09:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,980 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	6 ain't true. Or maybe it doesn't apply to assholes. __________________ homo homini lupus

08-28-2006, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
gregimotis Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Still residing in the Premiere members booth Posts: 1,989 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	It really isn't that funny; Also it's been around the internet for six months. Sorry. __________________ . . I am Tired. Tired. Tired.

08-28-2006, 03:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,915 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	now THIS is the funniest joke in the world c'mon. if you're gonna roll with the big boiz you gotta back up your claims... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

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