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Old 12-29-2006, 10:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Superfight; Rosie O'Donnel v.s. Donald Trump

I'm going with rosie size aggression toughness especailly if she gets a hold of that squerrial om the Donald's head lol
i assume yuo all know about their war of words lol
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Trump by RNC (rear naked comb-over).
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I'd say Rosie O'donnel gets the mount. She's bigger,maybe stronger. She begins to rain down palm slaps to Trumps face. She grabs his head and tries to bang it against the ground (whoa - that's not legal in the ring nor in the accounting books!). Trumps wig flies off and like Sampson, Trump looses his strength.

Trump, who pulled himself outta bakruptcy, pulls himself outta Rosie's mount by kissing Rosie O'donnel who gets thoroughly disgusted by such action and tries to wipe it off. Trump uses this to his advantage and pulls off a titty twister and is able to escapt Rosie's mount. Trump is able to regain his wig and his strength.

The tables are turned but both fighters manage to stand-up. Trump dives on O'donnel - both fighters roll onto the ground, struggling for position, but neither really able to overcome the other. Then we have something that looks like Severn vs. Gracie where they both kind of just sit on each other.

They both pass out from exhaustion.

Tie.

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Trump dives on O'donnel .
I really don't think anyone wants to see that!
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I really don't think anyone wants to see that!
I've been told there's a genre for everyone, jubaji.
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That one is really pushing the envelope though...
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That one is really pushing the envelope though...
I'm waiting for a great line from either Garland or Samurai guy ....
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I say Rosie. Since fighting is clearly a thinking man's (or woman's) game and her verbal attacks ("Who the hell is Trump to be a litmus test for the morality of 20 year olds when he cheated on his first TWO wives") are far more intelligent than his verbal attacks ("Rosie's a loser, it'd be fun to sue her, she's ugly, I'm worth a lot of money") I think she is clearly more intelligent.
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I say Rosie. Since fighting is clearly a thinking man's (or woman's) game and her verbal attacks ("Who the hell is Trump to be a litmus test for the morality of 20 year olds when he cheated on his first TWO wives") are far more intelligent than his verbal attacks ("Rosie's a loser, it'd be fun to sue her, she's ugly, I'm worth a lot of money") I think she is clearly more intelligent.
The logic doesn't follow, Tree.

Fighting is a thinking person's game, but you say how intelligent one's verbal attacks are determines how successful of a NHB fighter they are?

By that logic those who use applied psychology such as salesman, lawyers and politicians would have a monopoly in the octagon.

Chuck Lidell was a numbers guy (former accountant).
There was another guy who was a pre-med student. He did the dragon ball-z pose after each victory. (science guy). Ken Shamrock was a Marine. Steve Jennum was a police officer.

The majority have been professional athletes or teachers (pro-kickboxers, collegiate wrestlers, coaches or MA instructors).
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I'm waiting for a great line from either Garland or Samurai guy ....
I'd get arrested if I mentioned anything about that particular Genre ever again.... your out of luck bud.... and believe you me, envelope pushing is another dangerous genre... *shudders*.....
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I'd get arrested if I mentioned anything about that particular Genre ever again.... your out of luck bud.... and believe you me, envelope pushing is another dangerous genre... *shudders*.....
Pushing envelopes should be considered indecent. Now pulling envelopes?

Perfectly normal.
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Perfectly normal.
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I say Rosie. Since fighting is clearly a thinking man's (or woman's) game
As much as I want to agree with you here, if this is true how do we explain Diego Sanchez
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