01-17-2007, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Oraenor
All I can say is WTF in a women's self defence forum?
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- Contrary to popular belief, Oraenor is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Oraenor!
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Oraenor, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- Over 46,000 pieces of Oraenor float on every square mile of ocean.
- The Oraenor-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Oraenor-fights take place there every day.
- Research indicates that Oraenor will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- Oraenor is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
- Oraenor can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Oraenor!
- Oraenor can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
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