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Old 01-15-2007, 03:32 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Gee. Judging by what I've seen, I'd say a few women I've known read those rules and didn't realize they were intended as farse.
They weren't intended as a farce. The book is advertised as a self-help book for relationships...and has several sequels. These bitches are serious, they even offer on-line or by-phone consultations for about $150 a pop.
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Old 01-15-2007, 03:33 PM   #32 (permalink)
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So...whoever neg repped me the first time can take their copy of the rules and ram it into their goddamned rectum.
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:09 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I read one of those books a number ofyears ago and may have red the rules too. Sorr I haven't been writing in lately guys but hte little woman is all I spend my time on now. As for women don't be a dor matt and respect youself and your boundries but at the same time I heard being appreciative goes along way with guys don't just expect things then it becomes obligation and the guy is just going along to get along. As for guy detirmine what kind of woman you want nad what type of relationship too before you start looking time is not infanite know what kind of woman you want and go out and find her. make sur you have the same values and beliefs or it's no go situation. find someone that, loves you for you no matter what that's what everyone is really looking for anyway in the long run. most peole over 25 know what red flags they have so I you see that take caution.
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Good points, Blue.

Garland, I read the excerpts from the rules you posted. The rules pretty much teach women how to end what could be a decent relationship and or crush the "nice-guy" qualities that women complain men don't have during their Lady's nights.

Its self-defeating and probably accelerates the mid-life crisis, where fellas with some money realize they can hit it with attractive 21-year old girls with no commitment.

Its sad.

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They weren't intended as a farce. The book is advertised as a self-help book for relationships...and has several sequels. These bitches are serious, they even offer on-line or by-phone consultations for about $150 a pop.
Holy smokes. You've got to be kidding me. If women think that acting like deranged premenstual Paris Hilton Barbie clones is how to attract and keep a man, then it's no wonder the dating scene here in the U.S. is so f'ed up. I mean, sure, don't act like a cheap slut. But the ridiculous mind-games are totally unhelpful and won't get you anywhere with any man who isn't a sociopath himself.

Go to Geneva Switzerland. Look around. What do you see? All around you, young men and women blissfully enjoying each other's company in one of the most beautiful and underrated cities in the world. It actually gets to be annoying after a while. You almost start wishing you'd see a couple getting on each other's nerves or playing stupid ego games with each other, just for once.
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It's actually a good comedic book. Someone brought it to my women's group as a joke once. My favorite part was when it says, "Do not tell your therapist about the rules." Of course not, because then she would call you on your bullshit manipulative behavior.

Why is this thread in the women's counter-offensive area?
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Why is this thread in the women's counter-offensive area?
Good question...the Rules are for women, right...so I was being offensive to counter. I guess that makes sense. Maybe it's just the Delerium Tremens talking though.
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It's actually a good comedic book.
So is Mein Kaumpf.
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Good question...the Rules are for women, right...so I was being offensive to counter. I guess that makes sense. Maybe it's just the Delerium Tremens talking though.
LOL. You didn't start the thread though.
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No it's not.
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Why is this thread in the women's counter-offensive area?
It's quiet offensive, so I guess it fits!
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No it's not.
That's my point.
Reading the Rules for me would be like reading the Turner Diaries. It's disgusting, and I see no humor in it.
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That's my point.
Reading the Rules for me would be like reading the Turner Diaries. It's disgusting, and I see no humor in it.
Uh, okay. I thought it was funny, just like I think teen magazines are funny.

For real comedy, read Fixed and confused: social work in animal shelters or: dairy farming in a lactose intolerant world: A comic play
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Uh, okay. I thought it was funny, just like I think teen magazines are funny.

For real comedy, read Fixed and confused: social work in animal shelters or: dairy farming in a lactose intolerant world: A comic play
I'll give it a shot. My sense of humor is pretty wry and jaded though. Stephen Wright is the shit. I also like Dane Cook...god knows why.
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