Flintstone's style gardening tool

Tom Yum · 09-09-2007, 06:06 AM

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hEmPY · 09-09-2007, 06:40 AM

love piranha

Tom Yum · 09-11-2007, 11:06 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of using the fish as a cutting device. I'd rather hold that fish with tongs or even make-shift chopsticks rather than my own hand lol.

DickHardman · 09-11-2007, 11:22 PM

they should use that for circumcisions.

Tom Yum · 09-12-2007, 12:01 AM

No suprise that was the first thing that came to Dick Hardman's mind lol.

I was thinking more along the lines of using it to cut small sticks, wire, cloth, even hair but I don't think anyone would want that too close to their face.

You could keep it in a shallow water bath dug out of the mud to trap it, have one person hold onto it with tongs while the other ties it to a stick. Once its tied to the stick you could use it as a prodding weapon as long as you're near the water and let it breathe in it. If the pirhana dies, you might be able to use it as bait to catch other fish, but it seems like pirhana are high on the food chain.

Can you think of any other uses for a pirhana?

DickHardman · 09-12-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Can you think of any other uses for a pirhana?

in addition to circumcisions, you could use them for low cost sex change operations. just dangle your shlong into an aquarium with on of those in it and you will have an instant sex change. this may actually be a better option for garland, as the cost of years of therapy, hormones, and the operation itself would run you way more than posting on craigslist if anyone has a pet piranha or even buying a ticket to the amazon and dipping your sack into the river.

you could also use them for assassinations as well. like if you had access to a school of them, you could capture a few and toss em in your enemy's pool/bubble bath/jacuzzi.

Tom Yum · 09-12-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DickHardman

in addition to circumcisions, you could use them for low cost sex change operations. .

You thinking about switching over?

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,178	Flintstone's style gardening tool ..... __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,178	I was thinking more along the lines of using the fish as a cutting device. I'd rather hold that fish with tongs or even make-shift chopsticks rather than my own hand lol. __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,178	No suprise that was the first thing that came to Dick Hardman's mind lol. I was thinking more along the lines of using it to cut small sticks, wire, cloth, even hair but I don't think anyone would want that too close to their face. You could keep it in a shallow water bath dug out of the mud to trap it, have one person hold onto it with tongs while the other ties it to a stick. Once its tied to the stick you could use it as a prodding weapon as long as you're near the water and let it breathe in it. If the pirhana dies, you might be able to use it as bait to catch other fish, but it seems like pirhana are high on the food chain. Can you think of any other uses for a pirhana? __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it. Last edited by Tom Yum; 09-12-2007 at 12:03 AM.

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