Uke is Dickhardman!

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 02:23 PM

Hey Uke!

My internet research skills and myspace stalking techniques may not be up to par with yours, but I've decided that you two are the same people.

Never mind that I'm not even in the same freekeeng continent as jubaji, its okay to convince yourself of something completely insane and assinine.

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 02:30 PM

Oh, also nice seeing you at work the other day with your fake ID and all.

Feel free to swing by again.

jubaji · 09-20-2007, 02:31 PM

Oh, you know this is gonna get wierd...

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 03:01 PM

Jubs, why don't you actually contribute to a martial arts subject in this forum??

You're a very accomplished wrestler/grappler with experience in the Chinese arts.

You and Boar might actually have some things in common...

**Hardball** · 09-20-2007, 03:11 PM

Well that is not necessarily a crime. I am whitebelt, gmantom, and elliotness but I don't use my alias to troll or insult people.

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 03:15 PM

Why the need for several profiles?

I don't use any profile other than Tom. That's it.

**Hardball** · 09-20-2007, 03:35 PM

I came up with the idea during that long winded mess with Matt Blake.

**Britt** · 09-20-2007, 07:12 PM

I'm Tim Mousel and Mike Brewer!

Okay, no I'm not. Don't hit me.

DickHardman · 09-20-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Hey Uke!

My internet research skills and myspace stalking techniques may not be up to par .

lol, you just admitted to being an internet stalker.......but its ok cause im not surprised. people who hide behind religion are usually pretty sexually deprived/deviant.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

its okay to convince yourself of something completely insane and assinine.

yeah, it was asinine for a 40 year old virgin like you to make a gay myspace profile so you could hit on 15 year olds. as i said, if you really want to get some for once in your life, your best bet is dating jubaji. he already said he would let you hit from the back while your both on his craftmatic adjustable. then after he is done getting his colon crushed, he can hold you while you weep until the rolls of fat on each of your faces makes you both hungry and you guys have to get up and go to wendys.

jubaji · 09-20-2007, 07:42 PM

Some of these posts are just disturbing.

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DickHardman

lol, you just admitted to being an internet stalker.......but its ok cause im not surprised. people who hide behind religion are usually pretty sexually deprived/deviant.

yeah, it was asinine for a 40 year old virgin like you to make a gay myspace profile so you could hit on 15 year olds. as i said, if you really want to get some for once in your life, your best bet is dating jubaji. he already said he would let you hit from the back while your both on his craftmatic adjustable. then after he is done getting his colon crushed, he can hold you while you weep until the rolls of fat on each of your faces makes you both hungry and you guys have to get up and go to wendys.

Your insults take on the format of Mad Libs. lol

DickHardman · 09-20-2007, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Your insults take on the format of Mad Libs. lol

you just admitted to being a myspace stalker. i hope mike b or excessive force turns your ip adress over to the authorities before you can get your hands on any of the victims you have been stalking on myspace.

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DickHardman

you just admitted to being a myspace stalker. i hope mike b or excessive force turns your ip adress over to the authorities before you can get your hands on any of the victims you have been stalking on myspace. no wonder you like jubaji so much, you too has a strong appetite for little boys. mabye uke is right about tom and jubaji being the same person.

You're getting desperate because you can't deny being Uke.

DickHardman · 09-20-2007, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

You're getting desperate because you can't deny being Uke.

ive never said anything about you being jubaji, so i dont know why you want to keep dragging me into your love triangle with jubaji and uke. i think once boarspear let us all know that this forum actually enjoys all this negative attention because it causes more traffic on the advertisements so they could make more money, you thought to yourself this was your chance to be edgy and funny. but your not. your trying to hard. just be yourself dude.

maybe thats what jubajis job is. is he paid by tim to sit in a room and troll the forum all day to cause controversy so he could get more cash off the advertisements? totally explains the matt blade thing. the crew at defend.net thought that having their resident troll jubaji make yet another screen name depicting another handicapped martial artist besides the tom yum screen name and personality, that they would get more traffic and more hits on the site. but after they saw how offended some people like me were they tried to make him seem legit by saying they called his teacher while at the same time i was receiving private messages by jubaji/tomyum/mattblake about helping him pick out a good gimp mask. dude that really explains everything. wow.

Tom Yum · 09-20-2007, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Blake

is he paid by tim to sit in a room and troll the forum all day to cause controversy so he could get more cash off the advertisements? totally explains the matt blade thing. the crew at defend.net thought that having their resident troll jubaji make yet another screen name depicting another handicapped martial artist besides the tom yum screen name and personality, that they would get more traffic and more hits on the site. but after they saw how offended some people like me were they tried to make him seem legit by saying the called his teacher while at the same time i was receiving private messages by jubaji/tomyum/mattblake about helping pick out a good gimp mask. dude that really explains everything. wow.

What are you rambling about?

09-20-2007, 02:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,307 Groans: 1 Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts	Uke is Dickhardman! Hey Uke! My internet research skills and myspace stalking techniques may not be up to par with yours, but I've decided that you two are the same people. Never mind that I'm not even in the same freekeeng continent as jubaji, its okay to convince yourself of something completely insane and assinine. __________________ Love it, leave it or fix it. Last edited by Tom Yum; 09-20-2007 at 03:00 PM.

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,307 Groans: 1 Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts	Oh, also nice seeing you at work the other day with your fake ID and all. Feel free to swing by again. __________________ Love it, leave it or fix it.

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,307 Groans: 1 Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts	Jubs, why don't you actually contribute to a martial arts subject in this forum?? You're a very accomplished wrestler/grappler with experience in the Chinese arts. You and Boar might actually have some things in common... __________________ Love it, leave it or fix it. Last edited by Tom Yum; 09-20-2007 at 03:39 PM.

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Hardball Premiere Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,404 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Well that is not necessarily a crime. I am whitebelt, gmantom, and elliotness but I don't use my alias to troll or insult people. __________________ The Way of the Warrior is Practice. Daily practice, accumulate practice minute by minute, hour by hour and day by day. {Book of 5 Rings} Mike Brewers 2008 Sit up challenge 50,000/100,000 running balance.(Crunches) Kicks 6,300/100,000

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Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,307 Groans: 1 Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts	Why the need for several profiles? I don't use any profile other than Tom. That's it. __________________ Love it, leave it or fix it. Last edited by Tom Yum; 09-20-2007 at 03:33 PM.

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Hardball Premiere Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,404 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	I came up with the idea during that long winded mess with Matt Blake. __________________ The Way of the Warrior is Practice. Daily practice, accumulate practice minute by minute, hour by hour and day by day. {Book of 5 Rings} Mike Brewers 2008 Sit up challenge 50,000/100,000 running balance.(Crunches) Kicks 6,300/100,000

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jubaji Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: koko Posts: 8,794 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Some of these posts are just disturbing. __________________ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts.

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