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[Mr. Arieson]

Good for you!!!

Try to drive up to Mauna Kea if you get a chance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Kea_Observatory

[DickHardman]

whatever you do, dont get tricked into taking the "road to hana" tour. i totally got dicked into that when i was i maui and i had to sit in the back of a packed van and took this nice 10 hour drive down this huge, jungle covered volcano to get to this lame ass black pebbled beach at the very bottom. i was with my friends family, and the dad insisted that we stop at EVERY convenience store we saw along the way so he could check out the same exact brother IZ cds and the same wood carved souvenirs that are sold in every single store in hawaii. it was terrible. i had to hide behind some sand dunes by the beach just to smoke a joint with my homie on one of the stops along the way.

oh and another word of advice. stay away from the nude beaches bro. we were chillen at this one beach, and one of our homies tells us the next beach over is a nude beach. so being young and gullible as i am, i thought i could just stroll over there and sit there in my shorts and just look at some big breasts swing to and fro for me to watch. my friend told me not to go, and i should have listened. cause when i walked over the hill and arrived at the beach, i took a look around and you know what? there were things swinging to and fro, but they werent breasts it was a beach completely full of old, oiled up, naked european guys laying on towls next to eachother and checking out each others wrinkled sacks. it was disgusting, it ruined my entire vacation. there wasnt a single female anywhere in the vicinity. i shouldnt have been surprised though. i should have realized that what should have been a beach full of big breasted, in shape hotties running around and playing volleyball in the nude for me to sit there and watch while im high as a kite and working on my tan would in reality be nothing more than a big gay european sausage fest of course it had to turn out that way, it just had to. thats just how it goes.

[Garland]

Originally Posted by Mr. Arieson

Good for you!!!

Try to drive up to Mauna Kea if you get a chance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Kea_Observatory

That's on the list...

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I agree with DickyH there, nude beaches aren't exactly as our fantasies make them out to be. You're probably going to have to weed through 50 old european guys to see one semi decent looking chick.

[matbla]

why in rpely above are you making fun of me in you sigunture
take it off it is people like you that is why people do not post here

[Mr. Arieson]

Originally Posted by DickHardman

whatever you do, dont get tricked into taking the "road to hana" tour. i totally got dicked into that when i was i maui and i had to sit in the back of a packed van and took this nice 10 hour drive down this huge, jungle covered volcano to get to this lame ass black pebbled beach at the very bottom. i was with my friends family, and the dad insisted that we stop at EVERY convenience store we saw along the way so he could check out the same exact brother IZ cds and the same wood carved souvenirs that are sold in every single store in hawaii. it was terrible. i had to hide behind some sand dunes by the beach just to smoke a joint with my homie on one of the stops along the way.

oh and another word of advice. stay away from the nude beaches bro. we were chillen at this one beach, and one of our homies tells us the next beach over is a nude beach. so being young and gullible as i am, i thought i could just stroll over there and sit there in my shorts and just look at some big breasts swing to and fro for me to watch. my friend told me not to go, and i should have listened. cause when i walked over the hill and arrived at the beach, i took a look around and you know what? there were things swinging to and fro, but they werent breasts it was a beach completely full of old, oiled up, naked european guys laying on towls next to eachother and checking out each others wrinkled sacks. it was disgusting, it ruined my entire vacation. there wasnt a single female anywhere in the vicinity. i shouldnt have been surprised though. i should have realized that what should have been a beach full of big breasted, in shape hotties running around and playing volleyball in the nude for me to sit there and watch while im high as a kite and working on my tan would in reality be nothing more than a big gay european sausage fest of course it had to turn out that way, it just had to. thats just how it goes.

Now hold on a second there, pardner...there is a huge difference between taking a bus tour anywhere, and renting and driving your own car.

The road to hana on Maui is famous. So are the fruit and snack stands. The whole journey to the black sand beaches is truly a glimpse of paradise. I don't know if you are knocking the scenery, or just the actual driving experience, but I happen to know for a fact how beautiful ALL the hawaiian islands are. It is paradise over there.

[jubaji]

Originally Posted by Mr. Arieson

Old "Jubs" made a career out of those, calling me a "drooling idiot" many times.

To be fair, I only said that because its true.

[DickHardman]

Originally Posted by Garland

Dick...post that video you sent me...these people need a reality check to understand just who they're dealing with!

you liked that video huh???

it sure was a reality check wasnt it.

[DickHardman]

Originally Posted by Mr. Arieson

Now hold on a second there, pardner...there is a huge difference between taking a bus tour anywhere, and renting and driving your own car.

The road to hana on Maui is famous. So are the fruit and snack stands. The whole journey to the black sand beaches is truly a glimpse of paradise. I don't know if you are knocking the scenery, or just the actual driving experience, but I happen to know for a fact how beautiful ALL the hawaiian islands are. It is paradise over there.

the scenery was beautiful. the pools of water with the waterfall was awesome. but having to be stuffed in a van packed full of people for 10 hours in that nice humid weather wasnt cool at all. having to stop at all those stores, and looking at the same souvenirs sold in every single store in hawaii wasnt cool either.

i would have rather been relaxing by the beach with the booze or over in lahina scoring bomb ass buds from locals.

[jubaji]

Ah, ten hours where you couldn't be stoned ALL THE TIME and forced to drive through beautiful country without escaping from reality. What a burden.

[DickHardman]

Originally Posted by jubaji

Ah, ten hours where you couldn't be stoned ALL THE TIME and forced to drive through beautiful country without escaping from reality. What a burden.

no, i was stoned the whole time. me and my homie would go burn while his pops was browsing the brother IZ collections at every stop.

[Mr. Arieson]

Originally Posted by jubaji

To be fair, I only said that because its true.

Yes, you know that for sure. You have seen me drool in person, or have seen a picture of me drooling. And what do you really know about being "fair" or about having a shred of decency or honor?

Probably nothing, space boy lover.

[jubaji]

Originally Posted by Mr. Arieson

Yes, you know that for sure. You have seen me drool in person, or have seen a picture of me drooling.

Oh, now you want to be logical, is that it? Why don't you try to square that attitude with every stupid assumption you've ever made here? If your pin head doesn't explode, you can come back and apologize.

[eXcessiveForce]

Behave Gentlemen, I don't have time right now to deal with you all, so I won't give any other warnings.

[Mr. Arieson]

XF, he is not bothering me in the least. I have come to realization that he is like a game you play for entertainment. Do you remember that black cue ball we all had as kids, that you shook and little "fortune" messages floated up to the window? I forget what it was called, but I now look at Jubaji the same way. Just a harmless source of entertainment. Real information, logic and knowledge, of course not. But, I am not offended. He can call me all the names he wants. It's not like he is a real person, or anything like that. It's all in good fun. I used to be insulted, but not anymore. How can something that is not real actually be insulting?