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Old 04-08-2008, 05:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I don't drink their crap but I think those that do might want to find another brand.

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Old 04-08-2008, 06:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe its fake.
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It has been on the national news. It was an ad campaign in mexico
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They have balls, eh... LOL
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It's a map from 1830 or something like that, before the mexican-american war. That actually is the way the country was parceled out at the time. Of course, maybe beefeater gin can make an advert like that which shows England owns everything, and maybe land of lakes butter can do one where the Indians actually own everything....and so on, and so on....ridiculous and insulting!!

PS, perhaps the UFOs can print their map showing how they actually owned stonehenge, the pyramids and the crop circles, dick hardman's bong and perhaps even his latz and trapz!
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PS, perhaps the UFOs can print their map showing how they actually owned stonehenge, the pyramids and the crop circles, dick hardman's bong and perhaps even his latz and trapz!
I wasn't aware it was the latz and trapz the aliens were known for an interest in.
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look at me mr arieson, there i am drinking a newcastle. i like drinking newcastles. and look how my red indigo shirt really shows off my defined lats.

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Haha dick hardmans bong. right on.


Anyway, i dont see that map happening (again?) in the future. Unless...America goes into complete chaos.
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look at me mr arieson, there i am drinking a newcastle. i like drinking newcastles. and look how my red indigo shirt really shows off my defined lats.

Really, Dick....what band is that? Is it Hootie and the Blowfish, or the Fray?
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Dick, please stop it with that photo. Seriously.

By the way, I don't know if anyone noticed, but as if it weren't bad enough that Absolut apparently wants Mexico to revolt and reclaim Texas, Arizona, California, and New Mexico, (Nevada, most of Colorado...), but they stuck the bottle firmly in Hugo Chavez' territory down in Venezuela.
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By the way, I don't know if anyone noticed, but as if it weren't bad enough that Absolut apparently wants Mexico to revolt and reclaim Texas, Arizona, California, and New Mexico, (Nevada, most of Colorado...), but they stuck the bottle firmly in Hugo Chavez' territory down in Venezuela.
Coincidence? I think not.
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You're right. They don't pay ad agencies millions upon millions for coincidence...
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**** absolute. I only drink what I can afford, damnit!



They did have one good ad, though.

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I guess it makes sense...armaments that even the Mexican army can afford.
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