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Old 04-18-2008, 05:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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i can barely see myself bro, ive been lost in a haze of clouds and smoke for years now......



....however, the only time it has come close to causing a big problem for me was this one time i was walking down the main strip in Santa Cruz California one summer day. i was blown out of my mind, walking down the street with a few friends. as im walking by this restaurant, i notice there is a man leaning alongside the wall, and as i get closer to him i realize he is holding something in his hand. my heart stops for a moment and eyes open up wide when i realize what is. the dudes holding a sawd off shotgun!! omg, something is about to go down right now. as im about to take off running down the street to save myself from the bloody onslaught that is eminent, looking for a bench or car to dive behind, i take one more good look at the sawd off in the guys hand, only to realize this jerkoff is only holding an umbrella as my friends asked me why my face was pale white and my lips were blue, i began to breathe normally again.
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....however, the only time it has come close to causing a big problem for me was this one time i was walking down the main strip in Santa Cruz California one summer day. i was blown out of my mind, walking down the street with a few friends. as im walking by this restaurant, i notice there is a man leaning alongside the wall, and as i get closer to him i realize he is holding something in his hand. my heart stops for a moment and eyes open up wide when i realize what is. the dudes holding a sawd off shotgun!! omg, something is about to go down right now. as im about to take off running down the street to save myself from the bloody onslaught that is eminent, looking for a bench or car to dive behind, i take one more good look at the sawd off in the guys hand, only to realize this jerkoff is only holding an umbrella as my friends asked me why my face was pale white and my lips were blue, i began to breathe normally again.

oh god, is this what you are usually like when you go out?
do you get men and women mixed up too on the dance floor?
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oh god, is this what you are usually like when you go out? do you get men and women mixed up too on the dance floor?
In Dick's case, I don't think it matters if its a man or a woman...lol.
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Old 04-18-2008, 06:30 PM   #35 (permalink)
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oh god, is this what you are usually like when you go out?
do you get men and women mixed up too on the dance floor?
i usually get too messed up to dance, so i sit with my hand down the front of my pants.

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