TTEscrima

As many of you know, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, this gave him very calloused feet. He also eschewed most worldly things, such as a rich diet, so he ate very little, which made him quite frail. His poor diet, however, also gave him pretty bad breath...

which made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

DickHardman

how do you know if you are at a gay BBQ ???

the hotdogs taste like shit

Michael Wright

Why was Captain Kirk's wife so upset?

Because William Shatonher

Bjjexpertise@be

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice already.

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Bjjexpertise@be

Did I just totally kill this thread?

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Tant01

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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While the old form, jujutsu, was studied solely for fighting purposes, Kano's new system is found to promote the mental as well as the physical faculties.

T. Shidachi, 1892

Bjjexpertise@be

What does a bulimic call 2 fingers?


Dessert

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Tom Yum

TT, I may have to steal this one!

Thanks

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TTEscrima

Go right ahead, I stole it from Socnet

Mike Brewer

TT,
That was truly groan inducing, but I laughed like a schoolkid! I've never heard it before! That was freaking awesome!

TTEscrima

That's about the only one I can post from the thread, the rest are

Mike Brewer

Start a thread in the tactical section. It's controlled, and membership is required. Foul language and rude humor is allowed (all part of soldiering, after all).

TTEscrima

You sure about that? It's Team humor, at it's worst.

Mike Brewer

Go ahead. I'll monitor and delete as necessary (if necessary).

Liberty

Little Mike is sitting there watching the primaries. He keeps hearing the words, "potentially," and realisticlly" being thrown around. Poor little guy's a thinker so he goes outside and sits on the porch to try to figure those words out. he's sitting their when his dad comes out and asks him what's up. Upon hearing of his dilema, he inadvertantly decides to show the boy the type of logic he will later in life use to come up with his own conclusions on the slimest of evidence...

"Mikey," says his dad, "this weekend our baseball team will have their home games - right here in Milwaukee. You figure out the meaning of those words and bring me proof by correctly using them in a sentence, and you and I will be catching their games against the Cubs live this weekend - now off you go, tiger! Oh, here's a little help - go ask both your mom and your sis if they'd sleep John MccCain for a million bucks each."

A little while later, Mikey's dad happens to walk past the front door whe he spots little Mikey sitting there, writing what looks like some sort of long essay.

"What's doin, Mikey," his dad says to him, "watcha writin there - the Constitution or something!"

"Naw, dad," replies Mikey, "I think I figured out what those two words mean. Trouble is, I'm havin trouble expressin their meaning without coming off as, how you say it, 'self -right,' is that right?"

"The word is self-righteous," replies his dad," and I've told you you've got work real hard on that. You don't wanna grow up like that. I mean, you'll end up stuck in some sort of place where all you do all day is stay inside tellin others what to think, or whatever - God knows there enough of those out there. You work on that now, promise me. Let me see what you came up with - now mind you, just the first sentence or two..."

"Okay dad, but your gonna be mad. I mean I was gonna use all 6 pages to prove things but... well okay, here goes - now, I asked mom and sis if they would sleep with that old geezer, John McCain, for a million bucks each and their answer maes me to think that 'potentailly,' we're sitting on two million dollars. But, 'realitiscallly,' we're living with two whores.'

Whack!