Hack Value

Wolfeye589 · 04-19-2008, 10:15 AM

So we all have some kind of MA experience, but what other skills do you have? Doesn't matter what it is, or how useless it is in most situations. Just post some interesting skills you've picked up over the years aside from martial arts.

For instance:
1. I can pick locks
2. I can track large animals
3. I play can play guitar (and frequently do, acoutstic and electric)
4. I know how to make fires with only what you find outside (at least in the ozark region)
5. I can make a mean fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

I know how big of egos people can have on martial arts forums, so post all your hack value skills here and talk about how awesome you are.

eXcessiveForce · 04-19-2008, 01:50 PM

I am awesome at everything

Wolfeye589 · 04-19-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Brewer

I'm pretty much good at everything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by eXcessiveForce

I am awesome at everything

Aren't we all? I mean, I didn't even list my ability to talk to animals, alter the earth's rotation and make Chuck Norris cry. Surely you guys have some skills that stand out above and beyond the norm for the deluxe martial arts forum members...

eXcessiveForce · 04-19-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfeye589

Aren't we all? I mean, I didn't even list my ability to talk to animals, alter the earth's rotation and make Chuck Norris cry. Surely you guys have some skills that stand out above and beyond the norm for the deluxe martial arts forum members...

as long as the animals aren't talking back, I don't see a problem

Wolfeye589 · 04-19-2008, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eXcessiveForce

as long as the animals aren't talking back, I don't see a problem

It helps if you take pills, but after that you find squirrels make good conversationalists...

Note: awesomenessicity is not valid in this thread without proof thereof.

Wolfeye589 · 04-19-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Brewer

I like all sorts of outdoor pursuits. I am pretty confident that you could drop me off anywhere in the world with nothing but the clothes on my back and I'd do well. Minimalist camping has been a hobby of mine since I was around 13, and I try to make sure I'm able to provide fire, tools, clean water, food, shelter, and a means of navigation and signalling with whatever is available.

I've got a pretty solid education on military skill sets.

I'm as comfortable driving a tractor and working a farm as I am wearing a 3-piece suit, choosing the right fork to eat with, and knowing which wine goes with what meal.

I can pack a mule, ride a horse, and pilot a small, single engine plane.

I've been known to be a fairly skilled interviewer.

I have an ability to write that slightly exceeds third grade level.

And I'm awesome in the sack.

See? That wasn't so hard. I always sucked at interviewing people, even though I was head writer in my journalism class (though that's not saying much considering where I went to school).

eXcessiveForce · 04-19-2008, 02:48 PM

Well let us see what to type.

I'm highly educated in business, psychology, marketing, Native American Culture, Literature, as well as many other things.

I can learn just about anything quickly from computers to art.

I have ridden horses competitively, trained dogs and trained people.

I am also very good at figuring out how things work, fixing them, modifying them, and improving them. In varying degrees this applies to systems, gadgets or ideas.

Garland · 04-19-2008, 04:37 PM

I ain't worth shit except drinking, fighting, and fucking.

YARRRRR

Garland · 04-19-2008, 04:37 PM

I'm totally McLovin.

Liberty · 04-20-2008, 11:01 PM

Me, I am absolutely amazing at fooling others into believing I'm a kid - LOL!

DickHardman · 04-20-2008, 11:08 PM

i have some basic carpentry/construction skills.

i know how to operate a variety of power tools.

i can build a coffee table if you buy me the wood from home depot.

i know a decent amount about weight lifting.

i know a decent amount about computers.

Bjjexpertise@be · 04-20-2008, 11:19 PM

1. I've played the piano since i was 6 (go figure, stereotypical asian right?)
2. I kick ass at fighting games like Tekken and Super Smash Bros.
3. I kick ass at Texas Hold'em Poker
4. I have a huge appetite and need to eat just about every hour or I get hungry (on a side note, I once ate a 20oz steak with frenchfries and a baked potato with corn all in one sitting, winning my bet with my friend and forcing him to pay for my meal).
5. I've read all of Stephen King's books.

04-19-2008, 10:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Wolfeye589 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 76 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hack Value So we all have some kind of MA experience, but what other skills do you have? Doesn't matter what it is, or how useless it is in most situations. Just post some interesting skills you've picked up over the years aside from martial arts. For instance: 1. I can pick locks 2. I can track large animals 3. I play can play guitar (and frequently do, acoutstic and electric) 4. I know how to make fires with only what you find outside (at least in the ozark region) 5. I can make a mean fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. I know how big of egos people can have on martial arts forums, so post all your hack value skills here and talk about how awesome you are. __________________ "Igitur qui desiderat pacem; praeparet bellum." "If you want peace; prepare for war."

04-19-2008, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
eXcessiveForce Excessive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,835 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	I am awesome at everything __________________ eXcessiveFORCE. If you must use force, make it excessive.

04-19-2008, 02:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
eXcessiveForce Excessive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,835 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Well let us see what to type. I'm highly educated in business, psychology, marketing, Native American Culture, Literature, as well as many other things. I can learn just about anything quickly from computers to art. I have ridden horses competitively, trained dogs and trained people. I am also very good at figuring out how things work, fixing them, modifying them, and improving them. In varying degrees this applies to systems, gadgets or ideas. __________________ eXcessiveFORCE. If you must use force, make it excessive.

04-19-2008, 04:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,980 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I ain't worth shit except drinking, fighting, and fucking. YARRRRR __________________ homo homini lupus

04-19-2008, 04:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,980 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm totally McLovin. __________________ homo homini lupus

04-20-2008, 11:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
Liberty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 456 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Me, I am absolutely amazing at fooling others into believing I'm a kid - LOL!

04-20-2008, 11:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
DickHardman Master Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,055 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	i have some basic carpentry/construction skills. i know how to operate a variety of power tools. i can build a coffee table if you buy me the wood from home depot. i know a decent amount about weight lifting. i know a decent amount about computers.

04-20-2008, 11:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 1,814 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	1. I've played the piano since i was 6 (go figure, stereotypical asian right?) 2. I kick ass at fighting games like Tekken and Super Smash Bros. 3. I kick ass at Texas Hold'em Poker 4. I have a huge appetite and need to eat just about every hour or I get hungry (on a side note, I once ate a 20oz steak with frenchfries and a baked potato with corn all in one sitting, winning my bet with my friend and forcing him to pay for my meal). 5. I've read all of Stephen King's books. __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

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