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Brittney Spears was spotted at a fancy resort in Las Vegas, sporting a brand new tattoo. The tribal tattoo took approximately five hours to complete. When interviewed, Spears said that she wasn't sure what the design meant but that "it looks really cool."
The recent action has spurred movement from believers in the Mayan calendar, who claim the world will end in the year 2012. They have asked Spears to be their spokesperson. She is considering their offer but says she'd need to read the comic book so that she can be fully informed about the issue. Bringing top ground breaking news to you each day, we are the People's Journal. |
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ALLIED OIL companies feel like the recent developments in the oil industry are a virtual slap in the face...
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A major point in this situation I would like to make is that the oil companies as well as the President are trying to domestic oil while keeping the environmental impact as low as possible. By keeping the drilling and processing domestic it requires less travel for the oil and lessens any spillage possibilities.
Also keeping it domestic means keeping it at home. Oil Lobbies
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From the State Department:
The following was released from the Allied Foreign Ministry today in response to the President's domestic oil policy. Quote:
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Mr. President I'd really still like to think that Gas Tax holiday is a good idea. What better way to show the public a cooperation between the Government, Private and Public sector than to add that to the pot of already listed ideas.
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now that gas is 4 dollars a gallon and there are talks of 5 dollars a gallon not too far off, gas has become a major concern of the people. people are starting a real effort to push for the end to the suppression of free energy, and full disclosure of the peaceful technologies that our military industrial complex has created by analyzing pieces of machinery recovered from crashed interplanetary probes/crafts that have been visiting our planets for thousands of years.
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And Oil companies will pay to have it researched!
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NOTE:
The exercise ends tomorrow. We have two issues unresolved. The first is oil. The public is still pretty divided on whether the President has their best interests at heart, and conspiracy theories are thriving. Second, the enemy is working hard behind the scenes to subvert the President's efforts. Oil has been a diversion to potentially more serious matters, and no one - President, Enemies, or Allies have been using their intelligence services to find answers to larger, more direct threats. We have about 24 hours before this thing shuts down. Let's see if we can deal with the big problems. |
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Averting a last minute crises...
Allied Oil companies stand ready to seek out new opportunities in oil exploration. The US seems unwilling to invest in new sources and we hope other countries will feel free to contact us in multinational endeavors to locate new sources of petroleum.
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Iran has said nothing, the press is ignoring the Presidents questions, and all the people have done is talk about the price of gas???
Oil and the Allies seem to be the only people talking here.
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Since life has obviously taken up more of Ghost's time than he or I anticipated, I am going to step in here at the 11th hour to deal with an issue that has been on the drawing board between he and the Allied Nations. Since we are running so late in the game and I want to avoid conflicts of interest, I am going to remove myself from any and all advisory capacities and strictly play the role of the enemies based on what I know thus far. It's not an ideal ending, but I can't extend the deadline.
Expect an update in an hour or two. |
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Massive aid packages and material assistance are being shipped to Myanmar to help with recovery efforts there. Medical aid as well as food and fresh water have been gathered and the first wave of shipments is en route to the hardest hit areas. This is an international humanitarian crisis, and the Governments of Enemy States would like to call on the global community to suspend their political arguments and agendas and focus their efforts on getting aid to those in need.
We are issuing these pleas directly because it is clear that the American Press is more concerned with Celebrity sensationalism than with real human tragedy and so we are taking it upon ourselves to reach out for aid on behalf of those affected by recent natural disasters. We thank you. |
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It is indeed a great day for the world and its people! The Government of the Enemy States and the Government of the Allied Nations have reached a historic agreement, and we would like to announce it to the world publicly.
In the name of advancing peace and economic strength, our governments have agreed on a momentous sharing of resources and knowledge. Since the United States has decided on a position of isolationism and internal development, the Allied Nations and Enemy States have combined their efforts in the area of petroleum development and refinement in non-US arenas. The Allied National Government has decided to invest the resources they offered to the United States in alternative oil fields, and they have committed their top scientists in the field to researching new ways to obtain and process difficult tar sand oil and sour crude. In exchange for their investment and assistance, they have been granted a sizable share of oil profits, and a considerable energy savings to their people which is guaranteed for the next 20 years. As a show of good faith, OPEC will reward the Allied Nations by subsidizing their oil imports to gurantee a cap on current prices. Unfortunately, this alone does not increase the supply of oil, and so other customers, such as the United States, may see increases in the price of their oil in the months and years to come. However, we are confident that the United States will succeed in their endeavors to find and process their own oil, and so the strain on Her people should not last indefinitely. Also, to mark what promises to be a new era of cooperation, the Enemy States has agreed to match Euro for Euro the contributions of the Allied Nations to the humanitarian cause of rendering assistance to the disaster torn regions of southeast Asia. Let today go down in History as a day of great victories and unprecedented cooperation. And may people of both Allied and Enemy Nations celebrate the promise of affordable fuels and energy for the next two decades. |
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The Agreement between the Allied Nations and Enemy States in the celebrated Oil Treaty sparked several small-scale rebellions by Enemy State radical groups. These groups were dissatisfied by what they considered to be a subversive alignment with oppressive foreign regimes, and they launched several attacks on government offices.
The rebellions were met with ferocity by Enemy State officials, however, who wasted no time in dealing harshly with suspected rebels and their supporters. Hundreds of arrests were made, and at least five dozen public executions of rebel leaders have been confirmed. Martial Law has been declared in the worst of the hotspots, and the government of Enemy States has made it clear in no uncertain terms that they do not intend to handle further rebellions any less violently. Human Rights watch groups have expressed concern for the meausres taken by the Enemy States, but there has been no outcry from the Allied Nations as yet. In other news, the Enemy State Press berated US press outlets for devoting coverage to such trivial matters as celebrity body modifications while human tragedy in Myanmar goes unreported. |
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