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Old 10-22-2002, 12:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default DEFEND.NET.. goes to MJMNAM'S house..

A BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN BUTTF.UCK IDAHO WHEN HARK... MJMNAM'S HOUSE. LETS KNOCK ON THE DOOR. WECOME DEFEND.NET!!






MJMNAM'S LAVISH TRAILER HOME...














*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*






*DOOR OPENS AND MJMNAM'S MOTHER GREETS US!



"Welcome to my lovely *burp* home DEFEND.NET, I'm MHMNAM's Mother and this is my PARROT smokey! say hi smokey!"My son is out in the back practicing kung fu... let's find him
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Old 10-22-2002, 01:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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As mjmnam's mother begins to show a tour of the house... Hark... The sound of yander "breaking wind and smell" approaches"


















*MJMNAM'S DAD APPROACHES*















"What da hell is this horse shit! what yall doin on my rich farm land?"









*staggers thru*






















"Ya'll dem DEFEND.NET boys aint ya's? That ludicrious sure has the life! got my twin glock fourty and it's cocked back .. so much money you can't stop that!! Weeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaa! My Son is in the kung fu studio ya'll go on in!"









*OPENS STUDIO DOOR*



































MJMNAM AND HIS FAT LADY...

"HOWLY SHIT"
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Old 10-23-2002, 07:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I bet you didn't know, but Buttfck, Idaho is not too awful far from Boise. It's where all the gangstas hang......
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Old 10-24-2002, 03:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OH SHIT.. I DIDN'T KNOW SZNITZLEPEKER IS FROM IDAHO..
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Old 10-24-2002, 03:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Crazyjoe380, you idiot, you misspelled my name at the bottom of the first post.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
not a mispell


DED I RELLY MIZSPEL YUR NAM?
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Old 11-05-2002, 10:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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damn that was funny crazyjoe, im going to quit talkin shit to you for a while, i dont want to get burned liked that
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Old 11-26-2002, 12:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Holte, I know you're a Leftenant and all, but kindly remove your lips from Don Guiseppie's sac......

Muchas Gracias....

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If anyone would like to apply as my leftenant, please let me know, we are accepting applications....
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lol that was one of my very first post..oh those were the days...i thought I heard Chalmbrook say that he was interested
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Chalambok is only interested in kicking my lilly ass!

I've had to hit the streets for survival E and E. Do you know they dump the cheesburgers at Micky D's around 10:15 every evening....
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YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY AS F.UCK.. LOLOLOL
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OH SHIT.. I DIDN'T KNOW SZNITZLEPEKER IS FROM IDAHO..
the location: boise, idaho threw you? idaho? no, u da ho!


sorry. couldn't help myself.
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Heh, heh, heh, stoopid potato farmers.....
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