Mr Angry

Whilst on my way home from my 9hour continous training session with Master Jing Womma.
4 Large built rustafarians Decided to surround me and Take my hard earned dollar.
One of the goons shouted give us your money otherwise im gonna busta cap in Yr ass in it. I replied i dont want no trouble.
They all edged towards me. So i quickly took my stance wing tsung jinna ( Stance of death) I was laying face down on the floor in my stance of death. One of the goons said hey that kid knows karate and shit.
the biggest goon stepped forward and said dont worry ill show you a trick or two american asshole, Ive seen his style before i to practised the Dong foo shin wonga ding dong.
And quickly leaped 30 foot in the air and landed in the budaqwia din. ( FEET OF STEAL )
He mounted me from behind and tried to choke me out. i new a quick counter for his attack. I Quickly disloacating my neck, And pulled it through his manly grip.
I quickly dropped to my knees and performed the GING JING WING FING. I shouted pants of fire. i then dissapered and found my self laying in his crusty pants. I crawled out and to my amazment he was Ko'd on the floor. Another goon threw a massive cross puntch i quickly weeved outa the way and countered with a side kick to the eyeball. Not fazed by this my attacker ran towards me screaming. All of a sudden i started to cry tears were running down my face i thought i threw my best technique at this guy and it did nothing. I droped to my knees sobbing. Then i remembered back to my old training days with master Wonga. He taught me to never retreat never surender. I could hear his voice in my head. Get up you bum get up He was screaming.
But wot could i do i replied, I have nothing left. Use the DIMACH Touch of death.
I said nooo i dont want to kill anyone.
With this i was brought back to my waking world with the goon sitting on me slapping my face. calling me a bitch.
I trapped down his arm and pushed him off. I got up and one of the other ggons sprinted towards me. I exploded with a flurry if FIng winng wongs. Fists of fire. Which sent him backward into a wall. I followed up with a spinning hook kick taking my attackers head clean off his shoulders.
The big goon came up again and said let me slap you about some more. I said noo i will take no more i will not let you bully me. He stopped and squared up to me and quickly moved into his stance of stupidness called (THE FENCE)
Standing thier with his hands flat out infront off him, I called up my martial prowess.
Standing in left fighting stance i exploded with a rear side fist to his stomach And performed the DIMACH it imploded in his belly and sent him flying threw the air. And that was it my fight was ended.
Next week ill tell you all about my encounter at the chipshop.

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Scott Kano

Are you trying to be a comedian or something as this isnt funny. You are just wasting peoples time here.

Scott

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crazyjoe380

mr angry is gay ..lol

he had a run in with some guys at the "blue oyster"

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Aznboi73

yeah..taht was a ****in gay ass story...how bout a real story?

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Bri Thai

I thought it was real......

crazyjoe380

i thought it was real..























































real gay..

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