U dont know schitt?

midnight · 12-12-2002, 12:51 PM

Just who is Jack Schitt? - The Lineage revealed

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", but now you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of 0. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
0. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc., and they made their home in the Ozarks.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holle Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married James Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony, the society column announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them

Szczepankiewicz · 12-12-2002, 02:01 PM

The famliy tree for the ENTIRE state of Georgia?

12-12-2002, 12:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
midnight Novice Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: georgia USA Posts: 72 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	U dont know schitt? Just who is Jack Schitt? - The Lineage revealed Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", but now you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of 0. Schitt and Awe Schitt. 0. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc., and they made their home in the Ozarks. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holle Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married James Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony, the society column announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them __________________ "As soon as you concern yourself with the "good" and "bad" of your fellows, you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter. Testing, competing with, and criticizing others weaken and defeat you." - Morihei Ueshiba

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes	Rate This Thread
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode	Rate This Thread:

12-12-2002, 02:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The famliy tree for the ENTIRE state of Georgia?

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)